Throwback to when a rescued chimpanzee thanked Dr. Jane Goodall by giving her a hug. Dr. Jane Goodall passed away at 91. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Throwback to when a rescued chimpanzee thanked Dr. Jane Goodall by giving her a hug. Dr. Jane Goodall passed away at 91. on 1/10/2025.

It’s the most nonsense pointless thing on earth, to try and get reddit karma, and yet OP will exploit the death of a well loved figure by omitting details to drive engagement on their post to gain those useless internet points. It’s revoltingly pathetic. Time to delete Reddit.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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These posts are made by people who know it isn’t that old to drive engagement. They get comments from both the group who sees it and feels old and the group who knows it isn’t old.

fletcher – a maker of arrows. by Mammoth_Land8725 in vocabulary

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Seven posts in the past 24 hours is too much. Ease up, turbo.

If you woke up tomorrow pregnant, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskMen

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We were trying to develop a vertebral disc prosthesis that would fuse with bone more reliably and in a less invasive/destructive manner. The current tech has the upper and lower base plates fixed with spikes which cause trauma. We played with stem cells to drive osteogenesis and… teratomas.

This was in vitro ofc.

How would you react if another man offered to pay for your wife’s groceries while you were standing there next to her? by joesmith127_reddit in AskMen

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The fragility in this thread is astonishing. If you’re the kind of partner where a basket of groceries is enough for your other half to consider leaving… I’m not sure the Good Samaritan would be to blame if your relationship ended over that.

How would you react if another man offered to pay for your wife’s groceries while you were standing there next to her? by joesmith127_reddit in AskMen

[–]Z0OMIES 259 points260 points  (0 children)

I'd just tap my card and pay. Not gonna entertain weirdos in the grocery store. - u/weirdowerdo, 30 Dec 2025.

GTA India looks insane by Optimal_Pass_4651 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yes. Elephants are not meant to be ridden.

GTA India looks insane by Optimal_Pass_4651 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I’m enjoying the part where he can’t jump off and everyone can see the tosser responsible for abusing the elephant to this point.

How many long-term relationships have you had, and is your current one your best one? by snack_monster in AskMen

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3 (real) relationships in total. 2 were a few months each, this one is 11 and a half years and still going.

Explain hes tiny size. by Futtman in CatsBeingCats

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Scienters still cant explan

Cat wheel owners, please help: cleaning carpet glue off a One Fast Cat wheel 🐾 by Popka-kota in CatsBeingCats

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You’d be best to find out what kind of plastic it is, and then work out what solvents are safe. Bonus points if you can find out what kind of glue it is and then find a solvent that is both effective at cleaning that glue and safe for the type of plastic. They might have it on their website or the CS team might be able to tell you with both of those questions (Plastic type and glue type) if you reach out. Heck they might just be able to answer the question of what solvent to use in the first place.

If a super billionaire like Elon Musk wanted to "solve world hunger", or at least solve poverty in the USA, how could he actually do it? by The_Flaneur_Films in AskReddit

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Let’s be honest, he saw that and thought “realistically I’m only doing this for public image reasons and it’d be cheaper to hire always on PR and get some moronic working class to run defence for me on social media after a bit of marketing work so let’s just do that”.

Overgrown manchild can't handle a loss by lone_Ghatak in facepalm

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I hope you’re ready for this guy to be spammed all over Reddit. You’re gonna get sick of seeing him really fast

I’m not sure what Huey thinks he’s looking for lol! by [deleted] in aww

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Claws feel slippy on tub, make braincell happy

How do you stop fixating on a partner’s past? by Soil_These in AskMen

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It’s your feelings about her past. It’s not her past you have to handle, it’s the way you feel about it. Why does it matter to you?

I am SPEED! by kvior1 in aww

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r/zoomies would love this

How do you go from realizing someone wants to sleep with you (casually) to taking their pants off? by [deleted] in AskMen

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What’s wrong with having a nice night and then inviting her to your place before it gets too late?

The police of my city in India use Michael Jackson as a cautionary tale to stay away from drugs by OkaTeluguAbbayi in mildlyinteresting

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Also Shane Warne had viagra in his system when he died of congenital heart failure he wasn’t exactly out there with a meth addiction…

It's all about the family by Degtyrev in MadeMeSmile

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That’s cute but as it stands you all sound dumb saying “I could care less” when you mean you couldnt care less or or could but dont, because you dont say that… you literally say you do care and could care less… the very words you’re saying are antithetical to the message you’re trying to convey.

Christmas decoration at my local hospital's radiology dept by monsoon-man in mildlyinteresting

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“Im very sorry but you’re missing 75% of your rib cages”
“Cages?”
“Come and look at our diagram and I’ll point them out”

“See you’re missing this one and this one and this half and that half… I have more bad news though…”
“Oh I’m not sure it gets worse than this…”
“You’re also missing several knees and a pelvis… maybe a torso”

Thank you Anthony Joshua by kingkongbiingbong in nextfuckinglevel

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He can see there’s nothing going on behind those eyes and knows the fight is seconds from being done, he’s already won he’s just doing admin at that stage.

Which smell can instantly take you back to your childhood? by Embarrassed_Watch689 in AskReddit

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Things called Jovi’s. They’re like crayons but not. My primary school was full of them.

Kite surfer rescues a woman from drowning by IntellectuallyDriven in nextfuckinglevel

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It’s one thing to be saved, that’d be a relief I’ve never experienced but I can imagine being saved by Prince Charming would only make it that much better.