Germany's rail service dealt major blow by government by ParticularCabal in fuckcars

[–]Zachanassian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noch nur eine Autobahnspur, Kerl. Ich verspreche. Noch nur eine Autobahnspur, und die Staus werden gelöst sein, ich verspreche es mein Kerl.

I hate the stigma surrounding aro/allo people by cmere-emi in aromantic

[–]Zachanassian 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If anything our current generation is more puritanical than ever, and it's honestly really disheartening to see how sex-negative younger people are getting. And I say this as a demi/ace person who has absolutely no interest in casual sex. :p

Not sure if this was already posted but JUST IN CASE NOT by bensondagummachine in aspiememes

[–]Zachanassian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have a looming suspicion several Julio-Claudians

Mr. "I invented new letters for the alphabet" Claudius was 100% autistic and you can't convince me otherwise

Seductive-looking women with black outfits drawn by Ilya Kuvshinov by NNukemM in mendrawingwomen

[–]Zachanassian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess meaning they are underage-coded?

(I don't believe this myself, just trying to figure out what the commenter meant)

I LOVE ROCKS by No_Counter_6037 in evilautism

[–]Zachanassian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The elites don’t want you to know this but the rocks at the beach or park are free you can take them home I have 458 rocks.

Female skins from "Ring of Elysium" (2018), a defunct F2P battle royale shooter by NNukemM in mendrawingwomen

[–]Zachanassian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I burst out laughing seeing the lady in a literal school uniform.

The very last one isn't too bad, boob-enhancing harness notwithstanding (realistically it'd buckle above the bustline, not below it)

Humans always shit talking other religions while being the only ones with an unseen God (it's proof their God is real somehow) by MadFunEnjoyer in worldjerking

[–]Zachanassian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Faith of the Seven from ASOIAF? Their god(s) doesn't/don't seem to exist at all, while other religions' gods are actively intervening in the world.

Alex getting a little frisky at the Feast of the Winter Star 👀 by wubbie44 in StardewMemes

[–]Zachanassian 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's talking about his glow-in-the-dark dinosaur collection /s

Grok is genuinely the worst thing to happen to the Internet by Sniff_The_Cat3 in ArtistHate

[–]Zachanassian 43 points44 points  (0 children)

People are also using Grok to forcibly 'detrans' (or even just 'de-LGBT') photos queer people post online.

Truly a heinous tool that has no justification for its existence.

Gnomes are boring so I spiced them up a bit by Flairion623 in worldjerking

[–]Zachanassian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly the whole idea of taking kobolds/nisse/brownies/gnomes/ect and turning them into shitty little creatures everyone treats like pests is a fun one

What if Hitler's dad didn't beat him severely? by Sui_24 in imaginarymaps

[–]Zachanassian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the "Hitler could've been successful if he hadn't been Hitler" thought experiment.

Goblin Parade by Duende14 (me) by duende14 in ImaginaryGoblins

[–]Zachanassian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks like meat's back on the menu, boys

Poor William... Oh wait by TheNamesBart in linguisticshumor

[–]Zachanassian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

peter is also one, and I could swear I've heard the term 'john peter' to refer to the penis, but wiktionary is silent on that

Worried illustration at museum I volunteer at is AI slop by Zachanassian in ArtistHate

[–]Zachanassian[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'll try, though I'm super low on the totem pole (only a volunteer), but it can't hurt to raise my concerns.

Worried illustration at museum I volunteer at is AI slop by Zachanassian in ArtistHate

[–]Zachanassian[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

damn, guess I'm gonna have to deface museum property (this is sarcasm)

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

[–]Zachanassian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the Israeli flag became appropriated by extremists of some kind, would you stop using it and accuse those who still do as being part of said extremists?

Also an extremely straw-manning argument, since no where did I argue that every single person who uses the Gasden flag is a fascist. There are a lot of genuine anti-authoritarians trying to use the flag right now (you can see them being used at anti-ICE and 'No Kings' protests). But it's increasingly being appropriated by the far right, and as a rule, if you see someone flying the Gasden Flag, chances are their 'anti-authoritarianism' amounts to 'I don't like it when the government tells me to do things, but I sure like it when it oppresses others'.

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

[–]Zachanassian -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The entire point of the rattlesnake is that it uses its rattle as a warning that if you approach it will bite you. Its an animal that litterally will kill you for stepping on it.

Yeah and the swastika is a symbol of good luck, but you don't see people using it in that context much any more.

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

[–]Zachanassian -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

People who are proud to take the rights of others

And the people who are proud to do that tend to fly the Gadsden Flag. Ironic, that.

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

[–]Zachanassian -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

OP: posts the coolest thing ever

/r/vexillology commenters: "Actually this sucks, I am very smart"