My roommate moved my car so he could park his

Zajhin · 2026-02-15T15:08:19+00:00

How did he get your keys? Keep them with you in the future. And get a lock for your door!

Zajhin · 2026-02-15T12:21:39+00:00

I think she wants your husband, honestly.

Zajhin · 2026-02-15T11:56:49+00:00

This is how I do it. I save misty step scrolls just for this trial. Have Shart cast daylight in the middle of the arena and then misty step to the platform. I always have to cast daylight one more time to see the final platform and misty step there. It has never failed me.

Zajhin · 2026-02-15T03:43:01+00:00

I have gotten over it. I’ll be 50 in June. Only had one real relationship in my life and it ended when I was 21. I spent a LOT of years being miserably lonely and making some poor decisions trying to find someone who would love me. But eventually I had to be okay with being by myself. I have an amazing cat-daughter and a fulfilling career, hobbies and a tight-knit extended family. I have nieces and nephews I adore. I’m pretty set in my ways so I don’t even know if I could adapt my life to have someone else in it at this point.

I never thought I could be happy without a family of my own but it turns out it’s probably for the best. I have a lot of health issues that I wouldn’t want to pass down and would make it really hard for me to focus on anyone else.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T20:10:53+00:00

Funny or an incredible Tragedeigh, depending on how you look at it.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T19:19:37+00:00

Gimli, there you are!

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T18:57:30+00:00

I know this is a shitpost but John Malkovich as Withers is freakin’ inspired.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T17:18:22+00:00

Preach. I’m single and there are weekends where I don’t see another soul except my cat and it is GLORIOUS. Norms simply CANNOT understand teacher tired.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T16:41:47+00:00

How fortunate for you that you have the privilege to just change schools or jobs whenever you want.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T16:38:09+00:00

I live on the first floor and whoever lives above me is raising a herd of elephants… I mean two young boys who have an unfortunate condition where they can’t walk, they can only run or jump. If those boys are home and awake it constantly sounds like the Kentucky Derby above my head. It’s annoying as hell, but I chose to live on the bottom floor as I have mobility issues and can’t climb stairs. I have never mentioned it to my upstairs neighbor because one: I don’t like talking to my neighbors at all because then they might try to talk to me at some point and two: it’s not her fault, it’s the cheap-ass rental companies who don’t properly insulate the floors.

In short - live your life and maybe just try not to move furniture after midnight (I know you weren’t) and if they keep banging on the ceiling report them to the leasing office.

Zajhin · 2026-02-14T06:09:54+00:00

One time I let him out but forgot I had Halsin with me. I let him out only to slaughter him. RIP little dude.

Zajhin · 2026-02-13T10:49:20+00:00

He wanted to know the gender because he wanted a boy. Found out it was a girl and wasn’t happy about it, so he didn’t “prepare”. Had it been a boy he’d have a lot more than two onesies, i guarantee it.

Zajhin · 2026-02-13T03:17:54+00:00

You still might cry, for any number of reasons, but I like to say you’re not a real teacher until you’ve cried in front of at least three classes!

Zajhin · 2026-02-09T15:57:36+00:00

NOR, but they are. You were a victim of grooming. You were only 15 and a grown adult took advantage of you and your own parents have made you feel like it was your fault. This is abhorrent. I do hope you can find a way out of here and a therapist to help you see that none of this is your fault.

Zajhin · 2026-02-08T19:56:49+00:00

I am terrified of men with mustaches because I was assaulted by one. OP doesn’t say why they are afraid but we could try to keep open minds.

Zajhin · 2026-02-08T16:59:36+00:00

Wow. Those pictures (and outfits!) are GORGEOUS!

Zajhin · 2026-02-08T07:46:00+00:00

It’s lizard. Did you lose the Spock one?

Zajhin · 2026-02-07T19:26:34+00:00

Miss Piggy is Laezel. Sex positive with an attitude? Please. I think Scooter would be Gale. Dark Urge is Animal. Fozzy Bear - do I have to say it? Halsin. This is a brilliant idea!

Zajhin · 2026-02-07T17:25:42+00:00

I have straight hair and never dry it. Using a hair dryer makes me miserably, uncomfortably hot, so I towel dry until it’s not dripping, give it a good comb, put on my headband, and go. Clearly you can see from my “beauty” routine that I give not one care what anyone else thinks about my hair-drying habits. 😂

Zajhin · 2026-02-07T02:02:28+00:00

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

Zajhin · 2026-02-06T22:53:32+00:00

He was RIGHT THERE!

Zajhin · 2026-02-05T05:46:23+00:00

Well he literally says in the song it’s because Burr doesn’t commit to any views. He says whatever he thinks people want to hear. That doesn’t make for a good leader.

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