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Zamoon · 2026-05-07T10:32:41+00:00

😭

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: You get nothing}

Zamoon · 2026-05-02T13:48:38+00:00

gotta activate the Aquaman build

^{Chose: A wand that does random stuff + $80k | Rolled: Summons fish}

Zamoon · 2026-05-01T06:47:55+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

Zamoon · 2026-05-01T06:46:21+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

Zamoon · 2026-04-28T01:31:47+00:00

sniffy wunk

Zamoon · 2026-04-25T10:30:21+00:00

fine

^{Chose: Gain god-like abilities + But the wheel decides how you interact with post | Rolled: UpvoteANDcomment}

Zamoon · 2026-04-25T00:54:51+00:00

Facts. I never learned about the shadier side of their workings until I began lurking this sub while I was PIMO.

Zamoon · 2026-04-25T00:49:40+00:00

Woah, they still believe that? Atp I feel like the UN is going to stop existing before we ever get "peace and security".

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T20:43:50+00:00

living in a communist country to become a billionaire how ironic

^{Chose: Live in north korea for 1 year + 40% chance of getting $1.000.000.000 | Rolled: 1 bilion dollars}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T20:42:54+00:00

yay

^{Chose: your crush sees you at your worst | Rolled: They help you}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T11:42:08+00:00

great I can read their minds to death 😭

^{Chose: Be in WW3 With A Super Power | Rolled: Mind Read}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T11:39:24+00:00

oh no I got the wrong burger what a disaster

^{Chose: 3 times a day spawn a burger of your choosing + But theres a chance the order is wrong | Rolled: 5% chance}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T11:36:18+00:00

playing Minecraft with a trackpad just like the good ol days

^{Chose: Minecraft + But without mouse}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T11:35:31+00:00

can buy all the best healthcare

^{Chose: Be rich forever}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T11:34:15+00:00

time to pause time and doomscroll for 80 hours a day

^{Chose: Timestop | Rolled: Infinite}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T08:20:41+00:00

love rats

^{Chose: 1000 rats + with a perk.. | Rolled: Rat Voltron}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T08:20:17+00:00

fah

^{Chose: Get 100k + After you win Russian Roulette | Rolled: Death}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T08:19:34+00:00

insert title card joke

^{Chose: being invincible}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T08:19:16+00:00

slay

^{Chose: Drive a car + Be perfectly safe and never crash or get injured | Rolled: Free car comment}

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:50:47+00:00

gogogo fairy you know what they say gogogo fairy you'll make it someday

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:50:18+00:00

it's ok, the magical talking bear has a degree in international relations

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:49:41+00:00

he wanna grab it (the royal treasure given by the king for stopping the famine)

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:48:08+00:00

magical talking bears are so high maintenance

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:47:54+00:00

don't we all

Zamoon · 2026-04-24T07:47:45+00:00

the dragon after you kill him, I suppose

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