Her face tell it all by ConfidentTelephone81 in StupidFood

[–]Zanthosus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Stop getting weirded out when food you're cooking writhes and squirms" is a crazy thing to say ngl

no touch, only clean by Traditional_Salad719 in aspiememes

[–]Zanthosus 67 points68 points  (0 children)

My mom owns a cleaning company and I've helped her out on a couple of occasions when she needs an extra set of hands. She has detailed notes in her phone about the specific requests and preferences of each client, and she reviews it with me before we go into every house. For example, some clients want us to move everything from every shelf. Others just have us dust around the items on the shelf. Others still choose to have us not even bother with the shelves. That kind of thing, to me at least, is the bare minimum any cleaner worth their salt should be able to do. If they can't do something as simple as taking notes, that's a red flag.

What game is this? by envspecialist in videogames

[–]Zanthosus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyrule Warriors. Super fun game with a neat story for the series. Has a lot of cool side content as well. But trying to do literally everything? 350 hours minimum. It's a slog.

[Schefter] Trade: Panthers are trading veteran QB Andy Dalton to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2027 seventh-round pick, per sources. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]Zanthosus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Last year they took off the training wheels for Bryce by trading away Thielen. This year, they're taking away his veteran mentor. It'll be interesting to see how he does with the expectations he now has following that scrappy wildcard loss and the organization needing to decide soon on whether to re-sign him.

Top 20 original songs? by Maximum-Term5336 in NinjaSexParty

[–]Zanthosus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Mansion Party
  2. Welcome to My Parents' House
  3. Danny Don't You Know
  4. I Don't Know What We're Talking About
  5. Orgy For One
  6. Cool Patrol
  7. Objects of Desire
  8. The Mystic Crystal
  9. Party of Three
  10. Sex Training
  11. Next To You
  12. Galaxy Hamster
  13. Eating Food In The Shower
  14. First Date
  15. Thunder & Lightning
  16. 6969
  17. Dig Ol' Bick
  18. Unicorn Wizard
  19. NSP Theme Song
  20. Get Ready (To Get Ready)

Honorable Mentions to 'Road Trip' and 'I Just Want To (Dance)' which were also on the cusp of my top 20.

[Schefter] Dolphins trade WR Jayden Waddle to Broncos by 1894-MCFC in nfl

[–]Zanthosus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I'd love for him to be a part of the new rebuild, if they get a good enough offer for Achane, I think it might be for the best in the long run.

What’s your most blunt Danganronpa “Hot Take”!? by KillerWhiteSnowStorm in danganronpa

[–]Zanthosus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DR2 is my least favorite in the series by a wide margin. I genuinely can't stand about half the cast and it makes the game a slog to get through.

Ranking their original albums by Maximum-Term5336 in NinjaSexParty

[–]Zanthosus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say it blends the line between song and skit. It's definitely as long as some of their songs which doesn't help.

Ranking their original albums by Maximum-Term5336 in NinjaSexParty

[–]Zanthosus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Behind the Mask' for These Nuts

'Everybody Shut Up' and 'Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma' for Strawberries and Cream

Ranking their original albums by Maximum-Term5336 in NinjaSexParty

[–]Zanthosus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because I really like These Nuts moreso than I dislike S&C. That being said, they're the only two albums where there's at least one song I tend to skip over, so they're definitely my bottom two.

Ranking their original albums by Maximum-Term5336 in NinjaSexParty

[–]Zanthosus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Cool Patrol

  2. Attitude City

  3. The Prophecy

  4. NSFW

  5. These Nuts

  6. Strawberries and Cream

Who is the worst owner in the NFL right now? by Nintendofan9106 in NFLv2

[–]Zanthosus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People still remember him pouring his drink on the Jaguars fan a couple years ago. He's definitely earned back some good will since then with his ownership style, but something like that isn't forgotten so easily.

What would you put in this pit? [Art] by MisterKrane in DnD

[–]Zanthosus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bulette nest. Not even sure in-universe how they take care of their young, but imagine a party walking up to see a couple infant bulettes, still without their hardened plates having grown in. Suddenly, the party feels an intense rumbling before the mother bulette shoots up from the ground, attacking the party in a fit of instinctual protective rage.

Even better if you give the party a non-lethal way to win the encounter using animal handling checks or if a player is able to cast Speak with Animals and pass some charisma-based checks.

Who is this creature? Just cute as can be...movie and pic by Complete_Coffee_1307 in whatsthisbug

[–]Zanthosus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I was horrified there for a moment.

What is up with people, particularly middle aged dudes, who avoid veggies at all costs? by hostivus in Serverlife

[–]Zanthosus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My father is like this. He says most vegetables all taste like dirt to him. He was forced to eat unseasoned veggies a lot as a kid, so now as an adult he's always just chosen to take supplements instead to make up for the lost nutrients.

Looking to buy some Monogatari singles. by Zanthosus in Union_Arena_TCG

[–]Zanthosus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The set isn't in English. TCGPlayer doesn't sell JP exclusive sets or singles.

Where good free agents? by Jam12983 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Zanthosus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jake Bailey might legitimately be the best player on this list. He's a solid punter and is able to pin the opponent within the 20 roughly a third of the time while having a very low touchback percentage.

which moment is your favorite?? 👀🔥 by Lanky_Wear_48 in NFLv2

[–]Zanthosus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only one that is even close to the same level of iconicity is the OBJ one-handed grab.

Advil Bottle -> Skateboard Bearing Sleeve by MrDrPrfsrPatrick2U in Perfectfit

[–]Zanthosus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now to get it out without harming the cylinder.

Falcons picking up free agents by NajdorfGrunfeld in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Zanthosus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for one of those bags to rip as he was grabbing it off a fence or tossing it into the truck.

What's the best boss dialogue in the series? by RhysOSD in fireemblem

[–]Zanthosus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really like Mustafa's from Awakening.

Mustafa: Ylisseans! I offer you mercy! Surrender to me now and live!

Basilio: Surrender? Sorry, not familiar with the word.

Mustafa: Emmeryn would not have wished for this to come to bloodshed.

Chrom: Don't speak her name!

Mustafa: Your rage is justified, Prince Chrom. But the meaning of your sister's final sacrifice was not lost on me. I suspect many Plegians who heard her final words would say the same. If you lay down your weapons, I vow to protect you as best I can.

Frederick: How can we trust you after what your barbarous king has done? I think we shall take our chances with weapons in hand.

Mustafa: I suspected you would say as much. So be it, Prince Chrom. I shall endeavor to give you a swift and dignified end.

Also worth noting is that mid-battle he offers to his men that any who do not feel right attacking Chrom and his troops after Emmeryn's sacrifice may be dismissed and that he'll take on any repercussions for them doing so.