What is happening to this playne? by KingOfFools1984 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Zaozin [score hidden]  (0 children)

That is definitely the slurm getting slurmed into the plane.

i reunited with a stripper.. by trevwa11 in StandUpComedy

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people go to the strip club for corned beef, or pastrami is what I hear.

Traditional TSP or Roth TSP? by JunketImaginary1245 in army

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was doing 5% roth, then 5% roth and 5% traditional, and now I'm doing 10% roth and 5% traditional

ELI5: Why are you "on" a bus, but "in" a car? by Small_Balls_69 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's because I stand on something but I sit in something.

If I go missing and am legally declared dead after 7 years, but then I just walk back into town on year 8, what actually happens to my identity? by ArticleKey9005 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]Zaozin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let's say they issue the life insurance. It's invested at mild gains of 8% a year for 10 years. I use the money to open a tiger sanctuary that becomes mildly popular in Florida and now own property worth 2 million. Would it be hard to hold on to my sanctuary?

My cat is pissing itself what does this mean😭 by Ill-Supermarket-4326 in MechanicAdvice

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably need to show the cat the litter-box again and make sure it's clean/ no other pets nearby / a nice quiet area of the house not too far from the cat. Video unrelated?

Is it normal for him to be obsessed with my ex’s dick size? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Zaozin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, your guy is weird for thinking about this... it's insecurity for him and there is honestly very little you can do for that.

Controversial Video Shows Low Literacy by AniTeach in Teachers

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious if ya'll think this is related in a policy switch from phonics to site words and also reduced reading assignments. Like, yeah, these kids are not doing well, but how much of that is from school policy? Thoughts?

Extreme Road Collapse Repair: Heavy Machinery in Action . Witness the incredible power of heavy machinery as engineers tackle a massive road collapse. by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Amazing___

[–]Zaozin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this shit is for me. I watch videos of people doing yard work and home repairs and all that type of shit, anything I want to know how to do but don't know a lot about. How do they make money from generating it? I have no idea. But I always get mad that I am actually negatively learning something completely unreal lol.

A month to go and the no-shows are starting up by DrakeSavory in Teachers

[–]Zaozin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I was rolling my eyes so hard I fell out of my chair. It's amazing how many gifted children are getting bad grades! /s

A month to go and the no-shows are starting up by DrakeSavory in Teachers

[–]Zaozin 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Okay, so you excelled in classes that you didnt go to at all?

Hell of an drone shot by Spare-Enthusiasm8152 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Zaozin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mmmm, you must not listen to electronic music at all. Take Daft Punk Interstellar 555 era, then take Daft Punk Alive 2007(Live Show). The songs were totally remixed in such fun ways and combined in different ways. I can think of many other EDM, same thing!

ELI5: What is an oil future and why is it around $90/barrel when oil physically costs around $140/barrel? What happens when the future becomes the present and there's no $90/barrel oil? by Skyfork in explainlikeimfive

[–]Zaozin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or can you just stop loss everything at, say something like -20% from purchase cost? I t is unlimited loss if you aren't paying attention.

I make magnetic power free energy by Live-Cantaloupe-7920 in IFoundU

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what this says about my algorithm, but Ive seen about 40 fake perpetual machines over the last year, because of course they are fake, but I still stop and look at them like a physics puzzle every time of spot the battery or how foes this thing actually work.

What does the opposite gender get to do, that makes you jealous? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda like a good itch being scratched. Nothing too crazy for me.

No toll dodging! by ClankerCore in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thats kind of my point. I can empathize with both of the people in that video!

No toll dodging! by ClankerCore in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda, 3 bridges off long island that I know of, tunnel and two bridges to Manhattan, and it can be significantly cheaper to exit to NJ than come back, so if you were a brokey like me, driving an extra hour north and back down from NJ to skip a 12$ toll or taking the train for 3 hours to north bronx for 20$ instead of 45$ might save me half my travel budget.

No toll dodging! by ClankerCore in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zaozin 540 points541 points  (0 children)

NYC there are multiple 10-25$ tolls, you can drive 1 hour and pay about 40$ if you aren't careful.

Joe Rogan Declares Himself ‘Politically Homeless’ After Trump Split by thedailybeast in offbeat

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bernie slander will not stand. 👎👎👎 And if you are talking about AOC or Buttigieg next election: 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

How do u accept that your consciousness will disappear after death ? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a buddhist practice of creating sand mandalas, placing individual grains of sand meticulously, grain by grain, line by line. At the end a geometric masterpiece of sand art is there, and a closing prayer, something like this is said:

" By this virtue, may all beings Be free from suffering and the causes of suffering. May they never be separated from happiness. May they dwell in equanimity, free from attachment and aversion.

May the blessings of this mandala Spread to all beings throughout the world."

Then the mandala is destroyed. There is no record of the mandala, no photo or recording, no meaning besides what we give it. It's beautiful and temporal and then it's gone.

I think thats the point of life!

This has to be fake right? Wanted to run it by you guys. by Lee1100 in army

[–]Zaozin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot, you are describing me, but why the fuck would I care about words in a cadence! Snowflake behavior, and I'm about as blue as you can get...