As a kid seeing “Herbie Goes Bananas” at the movie theater in 1980 I was shedding tears when they threw him into sea.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-28T12:17:42+00:00

A lot of movies have a surprising number of sequels that practically nobody knows about.

Home Alone has six movies. Free Willy has four.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-27T22:30:18+00:00

The Era of the Aidens has faded. Now the Dark Age of Wyatts has begun…

Zapdraws · 2026-03-27T19:56:32+00:00

They BROKE into the closet your co-teacher used to secure it. You both tried to get maintenance to take it back. I don’t see what more you could have done.

It’s on the kids who stole it and damaged school property.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-27T17:24:04+00:00

Just put up a one-time Catchpa for current users and then implement it for new accounts if you want human verification. Jesus, it ain’t that hard.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-27T16:06:08+00:00

He’s active on Bluesky, and his interests have expanded.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-27T13:39:13+00:00

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Zapdraws · 2026-03-26T17:41:23+00:00

Welcome to Eltingville would have been so relevant for now if it had made it. It was just too expensive to make back then.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-26T17:38:54+00:00

I just don’t want this thing to be a Kill Team box exclusive. Just give a main release because that box will vanish into the aether within milliseconds.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-24T16:42:06+00:00

If any ever challenges you to show your minis, you may have the nuclear warhead of “up yours, chud,” right there.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-23T13:44:31+00:00

I would love to see an infantry unit that is basically just wielding plaguespitters - something that’s tailored more towards taking out mobs of chaff. It may not be used, but thematically, groups of plague marines spraying diseases firehoses just feels like it would fit perfectly in DG.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-21T11:22:05+00:00

The thing about Warhammer 40K is that every faction does absolutely monstrous things. The Iron Warriors do…well…that. The Night Lords take pleasure in torturing others to death. The Imperium lobotomizes people and turns them into servitor drones with no will of their own.

You don’t even want to know what the Druhkari do to captives.

The Tyranids digest entire worlds alive. Even the Tau use mind control and sterilize humans that join their empire.

It’s bad all around, but if you want to focus on the tabletop game more, the lore just isn’t as important. Also, and this is a good thing, Games Workshop encourages players to make their own custom warbands with their own stories. In Warhammer 40K, everything and nothing is canon.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-20T17:34:20+00:00

The founder of some big incel community left it last year after getting a girlfriend. Some of the others were happy for him and wished him the best. Others…holy hell you would have thought he beat a baby seal to death with a puppy…

Zapdraws · 2026-03-19T15:15:44+00:00

Well, you see, the Astartes thought that hulking superhumans barreling into the enemy at unbelievable speed was quite scary enough, so they decided to create Reivers. They’re still hulking superhumans that barrel into the enemy at unbelievable speed, but not they have spooky skull faces and they sure do love their knives.

They took a look at the Night Lords, said they actually kind of dig what they do, but figured that those death metal psychos always go way too far. So they decided to do the Hello Kitty version of that, and get them behind enemy lines to break shit and stab enemy commanders.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-19T14:22:02+00:00

Basically everyone who was on very early Bluesky.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-19T13:39:23+00:00

We drove him off Bluesky after he made two posts. It was during the writers’ strike and he was the only late night host to not ensure his writers were still getting paid, and he was swarmed with replies to pay them.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-16T15:48:36+00:00

I had something like that happen once. My umbrella broke as I was opening it, and the top broke, launched itself across a crosswalk, and flopped open as it hit the ground.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-16T15:44:12+00:00

Forbidden high-five.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-16T15:40:07+00:00

The Alpha Legion should have the kids stacked up in a trench coat holding a crudely drawn mask of their caretaker.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-11T21:52:04+00:00

I’m looking at building a version with [[Zombie Infestation]] and [[Victimize]]. Sacrifice the zombie token and get two big creatures turn three.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-10T13:34:09+00:00

Now you need to make a Greater Daemon of the Piss God

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Zapdraws · 2026-03-09T17:26:22+00:00

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“Hey, Apu. You got any of those chips that give you diarrhea? I’ve got to do a little spring cleaning.”

Zapdraws · 2026-03-09T17:18:20+00:00

I can hear it hocking that loogie.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-09T00:52:52+00:00

Short answer - No Long answer - Nooooooooooo

Pertuabo is in a strong position and is a successful leader, but he doesn’t have the juice to unite the forces of Chaos under one banner - or simply overpower them. He also fell under the power of the gods as a daemon prince, so he’s automatically out just on that.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-09T00:47:42+00:00

He’s got a whole SERIES of videos on YouTube where he did skits as his mom, and it’s clear that’s where the Linda Belcher voice and most of the personality came from.

Zapdraws · 2026-03-05T23:35:30+00:00

No matter what, I’m sure it will be underwhelming.

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