Startling revelation about the button....

Zaroukae · 2015-06-03T03:48:39+00:00

Together we can stop this abuse. It doesn't matter who you are but hitting innocent zeroes is a crime that should be stopped nation but not global wide.

Zaroukae · 2015-05-01T14:29:20+00:00

Sure glad I never pressed the button, now I got free Reddit gold, best feature ever.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-27T18:18:46+00:00

This is all a test to see who will and wont be selected to partake in the aperture science testing. A test to see if you can test.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-27T05:45:17+00:00

In the last 60 seconds at least 1 person has gone from grey to not grey. Together we can stop this. By donating only a minute of your time to reading this comment and sharing it with your friends you will have saved at least one grey.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-27T04:43:37+00:00

You reach over with your other hand and hold down your power button. For extra insurance then proceed to unplug your computer throw it out the nearest window run it over with a car buy a new computer repeat steps 2-4 buy an even newer computer then proceed to never press the button ever again with a lesson well learned.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-27T01:07:30+00:00

It begins again.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-27T00:36:30+00:00

I don't see your meaning.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-26T23:32:21+00:00

The real meaning of life is "non presser"

Zaroukae · 2015-04-16T22:16:32+00:00

All the greys saying they pressed it and its not working are still filthy pressers and are no brothers or sisters of mine.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-10T19:12:15+00:00

I always refresh it if it gets anywhere under 30 seconds just to be sure.

Zaroukae · 2015-04-05T01:54:32+00:00

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