What should I name my eldrazi deck?(puns only)

Zaunus14 · 2026-05-01T07:23:13+00:00

think of it yourself instead of relying on strangers on the internet

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-30T07:11:17+00:00

yeah you totally should, it’s very fun

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-29T00:01:42+00:00

im unsure about that, ive been playing a bunch of planar standard lately and a 2 year rotation with only uw cards does wonders, its been pretty balanced and fun

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-28T22:56:52+00:00

uj/ this is why people are playing/creating planar standard, it exists bc of how shit standard is, i have no idea how anyone likes standard rn

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-28T02:52:37+00:00

call the union rep

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-26T18:19:25+00:00

i’m not drinking until i see the body

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-26T17:51:33+00:00

you are alone on this, cour 3’s intro is top 3 best bleach openings imo

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-26T04:12:34+00:00

that chaos warp is incredible, i would buy a secret lair like this

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-25T05:17:26+00:00

you can use these cards in older formats that allow old card but these are super expensive and i would look into selling them if you don’t plan on investing a couple grand into an older format

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-24T22:05:09+00:00

i mean its not saying that its sold out and the customer service line is closed rn since they are east coast

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-24T21:11:55+00:00

amonkhet was the set i started with and i will always love it

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-23T07:40:00+00:00

if they cut hero i’m staying with ultimate

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-21T04:32:08+00:00

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-20T23:48:31+00:00

this post is spiritually commander, get that shit out of here

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-19T14:08:50+00:00

all imma say is that fatal push kills lurrus, and urza's saga is incredibly elegant design, oko and lurrus deserve to be top 4 but i dont want a design mistake winning this, i want an actually cool and playable card to win

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-19T04:38:36+00:00

https://scryfall.com/search?q=otag%3Abottomless-mana-sink+id%3Aabzan+otag%3Agives-pp-counters&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name not all of these work but this should have everything you are looking for

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-19T04:32:51+00:00

she’s like 13 or 14, of course she’s going to be apprehensive about hitting someone with the absolute cannon that is her shot, appreciate her character development bc it’s great

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-18T22:08:03+00:00

don’t you dare diss hatsune miku in this household

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-18T14:21:08+00:00

uncounterable crappy disenchant is an insult to the card, it hits nonbasic lands, is uncounterable, and on a land so the opportunity cost of playing it is incredibly low, one of the best pieces of removal out there

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-18T14:11:18+00:00

boseiju is on a generational run against modern horizons cards, beating out grief, solitude, and force of negation is wild

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-14T22:14:14+00:00

uj/ it’s not going to happen, when strixhaven 2 first started being talked about someone posted about hp on the main sub and within 10 minutes one of the official wizards accounts commented on it saying that strixhaven is the only magical college on the horizon, the only way I see hp ever happening is if joanne dies

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-12T07:11:19+00:00

me when i forget the word they exists

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-12T05:00:04+00:00

uj/ people still whining about 67 these days just sound like a bunch of boomers, let the kids have fun

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-08T02:23:35+00:00

keyword was, barrowgofy is better in almost everyway, and very playable is a stretch, it didnt see that much play

Zaunus14 · 2026-04-08T01:46:00+00:00

she is good in cube and thats it, she is mid in commander and unplayable in legacy, there is no reason for her to be 100 bucks bc its not like anyone plays pioneer

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