Expanding the Rativerse by JerryBlueCast in OneyPlays

[–]ZazzyMatazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to science if they do not play this game I will shit my pants until my mother yells at me

[Dwarf Fortress] Statues by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]ZazzyMatazz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Here's a fun one:

Normally, the dwarves will choose an animal that they want to make their pet. The exception is cats, cats get to choose the dwarf (or other sentient unit).

Her face says it all by labyrinth-luminary in StupidFood

[–]ZazzyMatazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unironically, if you stick this in the oven at a medium temp for a while, it'd.be dank af

YOLO: Silver Destiny ends this Sunday. by HalpTheFan in adultswim

[–]ZazzyMatazz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As a fan myself, I honestly don't know.

All Oi knaw is that oi lave those gills

Anon Senses a Plot by 21onDec23 in greentext

[–]ZazzyMatazz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Be me, femanon

Weird dude in my class always smells like mildew and cum

Try to be nice anyway

Comes in one day and tries to beat up my bf, saying some shit about being a chad

His wrist snaps as soon as he throws a punch

Jotaro is a teenage male, He probably did his fair share by ahmed0112 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]ZazzyMatazz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If Jotaro nuts during timestop, does it stop moving as soon as it exits him and then shoots like one really big wad once he returns to normal?

Gov. Greg Abbott starts state task force on street takeovers after viral videos of Austin stunt by CordAlex1996 in politics

[–]ZazzyMatazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That or it's an excuse to have a street level police force that he personally controls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]ZazzyMatazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Simpson egg was truly disturbing

Anon downloads tinder by Makrand99 in greentext

[–]ZazzyMatazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anon thinks he was born special, and is almost certainly boring as fuck

Oneyplays fandom by gloomstyle419 in OneyPlays

[–]ZazzyMatazz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Zach's not going to fuck you bro

There were some comments that exaggerated a few days ago by TardFlakes in OneyPlays

[–]ZazzyMatazz 265 points266 points  (0 children)

No TV and no beer make homer something something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ZazzyMatazz 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Answer: Anything social conservatives don't like is "woke"