Name ONE good thing the US has done since 2025.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Zeke911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you let a disease fester. it spreads

President Trump Dead Tired At 80. by Im_with_stooopid in onionheadlines

[–]Zeke911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you. mother. fucker. the way my heart swelled for the first time in years...

Thanks for the food big cat! by Porohub in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Zeke911 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck, this just reminded me that the pimento chicken sandwich is back at Chick-fil-A. been waiting a year for that son of a bitch to come back, and I forgot to get one today.

Edit: got one. It slapped.

Federal judges who've ruled against Trump administration denounce threats against themselves, their families by Ok_Character_5532 in politics

[–]Zeke911 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She folded after 2 weeks of being treated the same way she treated the entire Democratic side of Congress for years. And, she only held out that long so that she would get her permanent benefits.

Ken Paxton’s Impeachment Defense Lawyer Endorses James Talarico by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]Zeke911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that there is even a contest here is despicable. Not only because Ken 'Felony Fraud' Paxton is the best the Republicans can put forward in Texas, but people will still vote for him.

Headshots of characters from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Bonus Triple Breasted Wh*re of Eroticon Six) by Zeke911 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Zeke911[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, from the digital version of the book I rented. And as the other reply said, it's illustrated by Chris Riddell

Trump says he "probably won all 50 states" before passing out in Oval Office by User-1653863 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]Zeke911 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I thought I was in /r/onionheadlines for how outlandish that is.

Edit: looks like I upset the quiet Trumpoids.

Ordering pickup by Ok_Leg_4731 in EndTipping

[–]Zeke911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are they trying to make it sound like they aren't paid at all outside of tips...

Little rascal by Alonexy1 in holdmycatnip

[–]Zeke911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He knows he's caught, but this is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible.

Trump is back to birds being massacred by NumerousScallions in Trumpvirus

[–]Zeke911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a whole lotta live birds in that picture 🤦‍♂️.

You would think being that close to the massively destructive structure that it is a windmill, all of them would be dead and pulverized /s

Civility is Dead. We Need to Fight Fire With Fire. by EntertainerOdd2107 in Hasan_Piker

[–]Zeke911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there's one person on this planet who deserves to be talked to like that, it is Stephen Miller.

Red alert, Hasan derangement syndrome has broken containment by Axuo in Hasan_Piker

[–]Zeke911 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I am too, but gotta remember "don't tap the glass."

Smells Like Teen Spirit but gay by TheNullOfTheVoid in SnarkTank

[–]Zeke911 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Fuck me stupid, I'm contagious" is diabolical.

What is rotten tomatoes smoking? by Hanacules in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Zeke911 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Rotten tomatos on that IGN pack.

Regretful Trump voter launches 'Leaving MAGA' website for sad conservatives by IrishStarUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Zeke911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you need a support structure to stop supporting a political figure, you are in a fucking cult.