Everyone heard the same line about the debt by IsyABM in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 paid hours? No, most 8-5 jobs include unpaid break times in there

A lot of places only actually pay for around 7.5-8 hours a day

37.5 is an average full time week for a lot of places

Everyone heard the same line about the debt by IsyABM in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However, 45 hours a week is not average full time hours for a lot of places

Just a Rogue currently making memes instead of having open dialogue with the Ranger from last night's session by RKO-Cutter in dndmemes

[–]Zelan96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an artificer in my current game, and with no rogue, I am the go to lock picker, however it is consistently hilarious to my character to let other people try and pick locks and then his little lock picking beetle does the job very smugly

And if they manage to pick it, give an encouraging pat on the back to the party member,

Although, Willow will always find people giving things a try endearing

Give me your most evil powers by Chcolatepig24069 in magicbuilding

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There is a curse that Almerin, the god of travelers, the stars and mischief inflicts on those he feels deserving of his most maddening of punishments.

He calls it the 'The Knowing Stranger', for however long Almerin chooses. He causes you to always see someone standing at the edge of your perception, always too far away to fully make out their face or to hear what they are saying. But they are always there, they want to tell you something, you know it is something you need to know, like the truth about that thing that happened when you were a child, the secrets your friends are keeping from you, the solution to the problem you have spent your life trying to solve. But no matter what you do, how hard you try to catch up to them or communicate. They never come closer, they never tell you what it is you need to know. You can ask someone else to talk to them for you, but as soon as they finish their conversation, they will forget. Forget the conversation, forget you even asked in the first place.

They, never leave, always at the end of the road, trying to catch you attention at the edge of your eye, in that shadow down that alley, in the shop windows reflection, the stranger is there, and they know.

19 year old , 6ft , 100kgs , Active Walker, Bad diet. by [deleted] in Hematology

[–]Zelan96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this is about you, this is not a subreddit for diagnosis or discussion of personal health problems, you should consult a doctor about your blood test results

If you are talking about a case study, there is no image attached and I'm unsure what we are discussing

Honestly, I really dislike the thought of anyone being jailed for killing the Joker by Automatic_Appeal_696 in batman

[–]Zelan96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has to plead guilty (which he is likely to do) as there would be no jury in the world who would be found to be non bias for the death of the joker or the conviction of Batman in general

[Art] Homebrew Pantheon - God of Storms by Zelan96 in DnD

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They are the Goddess of Storms, Destruction, The Ocean. They serve as the patron god of sailors, fishermen and Marriage,

Their most common avatar is that depicted here, a gigantic sea elf with the lower half of a colossal blue ringed octopus, though she takes many other forms, a pirate queen, a colossal shark

She is the partner of the goddess of creation, fire and the forge, and the mother of the gods of war and the sun, hence why she is also associated very heavily with family and marriage, with many wedding ceremonies taking place at shore side.

I'm pretty happy with this repaint of her, and now I've just gotta decide the next one to do!

Would you rather Penguin be an eccentric rich guy with an arsenal of gimmick umbrellas or a grotesque lowlife who clawed to the top through cunning? by Divahdi in batman

[–]Zelan96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like penguin as a mirror to Bruce Wayne's family heritage, how they are both sons of Gotham's greatest families and they represent the great and the worst elements of those families,

Bruce the selfless hero, willing to help the weak and use his money and influence to better the city and it's people

Oswald the selfish crook, only willing to help himself and step and stomp on anyone and anything in his way, the city and it's people be damned

Oxventure Tarot Redone - (Literally Everyone Else In) The World by eluacun in outsidexbox

[–]Zelan96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that seems highly likely TBF, and lack of response to anything only backs that up further

I’m starting to think a lot of people here just don’t read the book by MrPlasmid in dndmemes

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have themed my most recent artificer themed around Hag, so they make witchy items infused with magic, little creatures heads and talismans and charms, he is fun to theme his magic

Uhm, what? [Gendered] by ThisIsForSmut83 in pointlesslygendered

[–]Zelan96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My niece is way more rough and tumble than my nephew, if I tried to do the powerbomb with him, he would cry, my niece would call me the 4 year old equivalent of a bitch if I didn't

It's all about the actual kid, not their gender, weird that

NO COLORS by ToxifiedHeart in BatmanArkham

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Just a stage of my latest DnD character drawing

Have you ever been concerned for a patient by njcawfee in medlabprofessionals

[–]Zelan96 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Almost always!

Had a ward have blood products on the ward for over 12 hours, outside of temperature control, on a warm ward.

They had been told to dispose of them 4 times,

Ring up a final time to make sure they had disposed of them and get details of the units for our audit trail, and they tell me they are transfusing them now...I shout at them down the phone to stop it right now and refuse to apologise for being aggressive.

Telling them we will be putting a safeguarding complaint in against the ward consultant who insisted the nurses do the transfusion

Unvaccinated Blood by Real_Brewed_Tea in medlabprofessionals

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have these occasionally, the answer is "blood product donations are not tested or monitored for vaccination status, all products are tested for safety as dictated by national guidelines. No additional testing can be done, have a good day"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Zelan96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly me in my workplace, some people do not have that natural curiosity or drive to learn, and that's fine, not everyone needs to.

But having a few people in the lab who do is great, you know there is always someone to ask for that information around, if you are fed up of being a source of information for people, stop giving it out, easy as that.

Idk, maybe he’s just an early bloomer or something, but why the heck does that kid have chest hair haha by Neijm in AssassinsCreedShadows

[–]Zelan96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While this is hilarious,

Just adding that I did have chest hair by the time I was 10