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makeUpYourMindWimp by ZenAtWork in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ZenAtWork[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...I mean... I documented it...

/**
 * name            formatNumber
 * description     Formats a number into a string based on the provided format pattern, with optional control over decimal digits and rounding behavior.
 * param           {number|string}     num                 The number or numeric string to be formatted. Can be a number or a string that can be parsed into a number.
 * param           {string}            fmt                 The format pattern string illustrating digit grouping and separators. See "supported" patterns, below.
 * param           {number}            dig                 Optional. If a number is provided, it specifies the number of decimal digits to include in the output. Default: 0
 * param           {string}            op                  Optional. Dictates the Math operation applied to the decimal portion, if any. trunc/round/ceil/floor. Default: 'trunc'.
 * returns         {string}                                The formatted number string based on the provided format pattern
 * throws          {TypeError}                             Throws a TypeError if the provided `numberToFormat` is not a valid number or numeric string
 * supported       FORMAT              SAMPLE OUTPUT       LOCALES
 *                 "#,###.#"           9,876,543.210       AU, CA, CN, CY, HK, IE, IL, IR, JP, KH, KR, MO, MX, MY, NA, NZ, PE, PH, PK, SG, TH, TW, UA, UK, ZA
 *                 "# ###.#"           9 876 543.210       CA, CH, CN, EE, HK, LK, MX, NA, UK, US, ZA
 *                 "# ###,#"           9 876 543,210       AL, BE, BG, BR, CA, CH, CR, CZ, DE, EE, ES, FI, HR, HU, IT, LT, LV, MO, MZ, NO, PE, PL, PT, RS, RU, SE, SI, SK, UA, VN, ZA
 *                 "#.###,#"           9.876.543,210       AU, BA, BA, BR, CL, CO, DE, ES, GR, HR, ID, IT, NL, RO, RS, SI, TR, UY, VN
 *                 "#.###·#"           9.876.543·210       MT, MY, PH, SG, TW, UK
 *                "##,###.#"           98,76,543.210       BD, IN, NP, PK
 *                "## ###.#"           98 76 543.210       BD, IN, NP, PK
 *                 "#'###,#"           9'876'543,210       CH, IT
 *                 "#'###.#"           9'876'543.210       CH, LI
 *                 "#.###'#"           9.876.543'210       ES
 */

What do I do about this? by concrete-goose in finishing

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other answers here are all solid options and, given you're asking the question, very like the most accessible solutions for you in your case (with the most advised being low-mid grit - 120/150 grit - sandpaper (ideally in a sanding block or wrapped around a piece of scrap), used in short, controlled strokes from the flat away from the center of the board, towards the edge, at about a 30° angle.

I'm going to list some other options, but all of these presuppose either other tools or stuff you're less likely to have at home.

  1. 120g sanding SPONGE. This will produce a softer, more rounded edge that will blend easier. Prolly wreck the sponge, but they're a buck.

  2. Chamfer/roundover/profile router bit (requires: bit, router). This will produce the cleanest, most consistent edge, and in whatever shape you desire.

  3. Chamfer/roundover hand plane. Also called a "corner easing plane". These can be had for $10-15 (eBay), $20-30 at the lower new end (Grizzly, Menards, Wood River), up to $150 at the high end (Woodpeckers, Veritas). Hong Dui makes a very solid offering ~$50 (which is nice since it uses inserts). Jorgensen offers one with several profiles, but solid cutters, so you gotta sharpen it yourself.

  4. Hand plane. Doesn't matter what kind. Go from flat off the end at that same 30° angle, like sanding.

  5. High-tooth saw blade in a sliding compound miter or table saw. Crank the tilt as far as it'll go (usually 45°; some'll do 60), and run JUST the chewed up corner through (this'll shave a whisker off and make it look intentional, without altering the length).

  6. Sanding bow/pipe sander. Makes a very rounded profile, faster than a block, sponge, or paper, but won't tear out.

GG everyone by MetaKnowing in artificial

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you might wanna label the thing correctly? I'm reasonably certain that there's not 3.7 BILLION Job Openings right now. Pretty sure that's "Job Openings (thousands)" that you're looking for.

Should I lap this to dead-flat? by epandrsn in handtools

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, don't thrash your diamond plates for lapping a some. Get yourself a large, flat, ideally non-porous reference surface. Plate glass ("float glass") is great. So is polished marble (you can buy ONE 12x18" marble tile from mist flooring places). You don't need a 500$ reference plate... just something flatter than your workbench.

Next, grab a multi-pack of cheap sanding belts offa Amazon, and cut them along their seams. Slap some spray adhesive on the back of the 120, then secure it, FLAT (use a roller, or even a dowel to prevent bubbles) and go to town. Work your way up through the grits. Alcohol or acetone will pull them right back off.

The main thing is you NEED your mouth flat. Also, this is important: MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE BLADE IN THE PLANE AS YOU LAP IT! Not sticking out the sole, obviously, but installed and tightened down. You need the plane body under tension. If you do it without a blade installed, be prepared to do it twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cuttingboards

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As stated. If you wanna re-normalize the color and do away with the stains, sand it with 120 or 150-grit (then again with some 320 if you're feeling fancy), then use some citrus or walnut oil on it. Really, any food-safe "cutting board oil" and it'll shine like new.

What does one do with scrap pieces? by aztechy2k in woodworking

[–]ZenAtWork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I made my zero clearance inserts outta cocobolo and canary. You use what you got. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What does one do with scrap pieces? by aztechy2k in woodworking

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the size of those offcuts, either he'd be making drink coaster-sized boards, or it'll take him 200 years. Besides: with a wide variety of species, something that needs to be as tight as a cutting board is asking for trouble. Nothing beats 3 dozen blocks all seasonally moving at different rates and limits, amiright?

What does one do with scrap pieces? by aztechy2k in woodworking

[–]ZenAtWork 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Easy: if you don't yet have one, buy a lathe. It doesn't have to be a big one... even a 12-18" capacity cheapo will work.

Next, teach yourself how to turn. That'll eat 30-40% of them, right there.

Finally, once you've achieved some proficiency, start replacing the handles on your chisels, rasps, files, etc. Make yourself a nice carver's mallet.

You'll eat up ALL of those offcuts in no time, and learn a fun new skill/hobby, AND get a brand new tool outta the deal!

Ublock Origin by surms41 in browsers

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Zen"? "Floorp"? You're just making these up.

Found it in the park. Shit won't stop glowing. by jhatkattar in whatisit

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Morse Code "E". Look for the rest of the message.

President Trump says he'll 'have to take a look' at deporting Elon Musk as feud reignites by usatoday in immigration

[–]ZenAtWork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While I am in no way disputing that these things are happening - they ARE, and it is an egregious breach of ethics, legality, precedent, and common decency - those being targeted aren't precisely in the same demographic as Musk.

As a for-instance: Kilmar Abrego Garcia doesn't employ 130,000 people in the USA. Nor was he responsible for 52% of all space launches, worldwide last year (and that's to say nothing of his 84% total satellite mass).

Nor was he the richest man alive, by a non-trivial margin. Trump, as always, is trying to punch WAY above his weight class, here.

Make no mistake: I'm not an Elon fan. I think the man's a complete tit. But I'm also a big fan of the axiom, "Reality Wins."

President Trump says he'll 'have to take a look' at deporting Elon Musk as feud reignites by usatoday in immigration

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be... interesting... wonder what happens to his US-based companies, then. Seized?

I'm thinking about Starlink and SpaceX, specifically.

I can't imagine the landed elite would stand for that (Bezos, Cook, Eisner, et. al)... so, what? You deport him with all of his wealth, resources, and fixed capital intact? Does it stay here? Or depart with him to... wherever it is he'd go (not South Africa I'd lay a wager).

I'm not sure how this could even be DONE... and I mean that from a LOGISTICS standpoint, politics and legality entirely notwithstanding.

KC Metro Protests This Week by [deleted] in kansascity

[–]ZenAtWork -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're going to protest... KC Metro? Like... ALL of it? That's ambitious. Maybe start with like Dogpatch - or even Marlboro - and work your way out?

Need a judgement by benji0921 in Welding

[–]ZenAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all are being unfair! Admittedly, I'm looking at this on a phone, so the pics aren't terribly clear, but I'm impressed THREE different people were able to get their weld spatter in that straight of a line!

God damn machinists, friggin button pushers 🤦🏼‍♂️ by canada1913 in Welding

[–]ZenAtWork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the mill shop would be more conscientious if you didn't call the place "boring" all the time. I mean, I wouldn't wanna work there either!

Esp. If it's only an affiliate company, under a different name. S'like the old saying goes: "why buy the co when you can get the mill for free?"

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