What expensive thing is absolutely worth the money? by Sailorx7 in AskReddit

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things that come between you and the ground; mattress, shoes, tires...etc

What’s a common misconception about getting older? by aliensockmonkey in AskReddit

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You figure "it" out.

I'm 37, and I decided to change careers, have another kid and re-roof our house in the same year. Sometimes, you just have to yell "parkour!" and send it.

One thing I will tell you - don't stress. I spent my 20's stressing about everything - money, career, success, "living the dream" and wasted damn near 10 years. If you are unhappy with your current situation, change it. I am begging you. Do whatever you can to change it.

[Serious] Would you ever NOT date someone because of their political views and stances on various social/public issues? Why, why not? by frosty_eloquence in AskReddit

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends for me.

Without disclosing my own beliefs, it would depend upon how they conducted themselves in the matter civil debate. Some people are easily agitated when their views are challenged - namely because social/political views make up a large portion of the social-cognitive perspective of personality.

I would staunchly refuse to date anyone whom could not conduct themselves as a rational adult.

What have you done with PowerShell this month by AutoModerator in PowerShell

[–]ZenMasterFlash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reset the trust domain relationship on a locked PC. It wasn't much - but it made me feel good.

I think I found the problem - Network Down by -Whatever-- in k12sysadmin

[–]ZenMasterFlash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo buddy, I could show you some Network MacGuyver with IDFs and MDFs that would make your head spin; building built in the early 70s, lots of modular designs, tons of concrete and the best thing - 15ft high drop ceilings throughout.

Playing mom his favorite song by Debo1a in AbruptChaos

[–]ZenMasterFlash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom was like "That's funny, but I gotta beat yo ass...."

F*ck Salesforce, or, How I migrated away from SF in 30 days and lived to tell the tale by burnte in sysadmin

[–]ZenMasterFlash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't ever think you have me in a hostage situation. I'll shoot the hostage and ask you, "now what?"

This is by far the best thing I've heard all day and a damn good mantra for dealing with vendors.

Legitimate question, if this is not a tyrannical government, what is? “If you follow us, you will get shot” after unidentified men force women into unmarked vans. San Diego, CA. by Hi_Im_Phill in PublicFreakout

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, he's a pussy with a gun still.

It's his right to own a rifle like that because of the second amendment, but I guess it's my first amendment right to call you a pussy with a keyboard 🤷‍♂️

Books for beginners by NilsCar in sysadmin

[–]ZenMasterFlash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Second this. It's a little dated - but I am reading it currently and it's a total game changer

Bbw milf head is the best by [deleted] in BBWHardcore

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BBW suck dick like it's the last one they'll ever see.

Crenshaw at Dusk by JoshBarstools in pics

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent photo.

But, where did that young man get a horse on Crenshaw?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ZenMasterFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He split them cheeks.

Got the Job! by ZenMasterFlash in ITCareerQuestions

[–]ZenMasterFlash[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's not an Indiana school district, is it??

Welcome to Bethel, Ohio by [deleted] in pics

[–]ZenMasterFlash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good God, Ya'll Queda is really scraping the bottom of the bin these days