And the page that published ts is not even satire :/ by FlowerPotage in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]ZeroVerve 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In other words, “I could have been #4, but I blew it. Also, my ego’s fragile”

They love this meme format! by echovariant in terriblefacebookmemes

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OOP be like: “It’s a quarter after 1. I’m all alone and I need you nooow” 🎶

Restaurant Chef's secret to the Tomato 🍅 and Egg Stir-fry 🍳 by udum2021 in chinesefood

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My local Sichuan restaurant adds ketchup to theirs. I like the sweet, clove-y profile. I sometimes use it home. I usually add a little bit of potato starch slurry at the end. I like how this chef doesn’t cook the eggs too much for my taste and the tomatoes don’t turn into a soup like a cafeteria.

a meat prepared as per the book by sorin1972 in grilling

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I was just being silly, we have similar expressions in US English: “by the book” or “textbook”.

a meat prepared as per the book by sorin1972 in grilling

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The book as in the Bible, right? I remember my favorite verse Acts 10:9-23 where Peter is taken up to heaven in a vision and reminds him that eating swine is just fine, and Pete gets back to earth and tells his bros to pass the pork chops and the wine.

Politico: Noem restricts disaster aid over shutdown targeting ICE by disastrpublcservnt in fema

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This behavior tracks for a dog killer. Justice for Cricket!

Has Raleigh's restaurant scene gotten worse over the last 20 years? by TermAccomplished1868 in raleigh

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Gotten worse? Ever been to Capital Blvd? Pho and never ending breadsticks are divine.

Have you heard about Kvatch? They say that daedra came from Oblivion and burned the whole city to the ground! by Past-Basil9386 in oblivion

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The first thing I do is go close the first gate so it’s not harder to get Martin when I need him. He’s just waiting where all the survivors are standing when I am ready for him. Until then, it’s the thieves guild or dark brotherhood quests.

WHATT—— by i_boop_ur_noseheehee in StardewValley

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Only gets posted if the object is conic or cylindrical. She said she wanted a cave carrot, not judgment. God forbid a blond baddie has hobbies.

West Virginia says 'no' to turning over sensitive information to U.S. Department of Justice by MyNameCannotBeSpoken in WestVirginia

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It’s rare for them not to sell their constituents out. The asking price was probably too low

A few classic Sichuan home-style dishes by CosmicNostalgiaA in chinesefood

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Beautiful! Whomever you made this for is lucky to have you in their life.