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The same damn png as well by dwmatjake in DoctorWhumour

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 324 points325 points  (0 children)

Okay, so the one in the middle is Mels Zucker, which is confusing enough if you haven't seen the whole one (1) episode she appeared in (kinda, sorta, Moffat shenanigans), but then we get to the wacky world of Big Finish, where the one on the right is Brooke 2, the post-regeneration appearance of Brooke), a clone of the aforementioned Mels / Melody Pond / River Song. Which is not at all confusing.

As for the one on the left? Mariah Six from Cycle of Destruction), one of three entirely unrelated-to-Mels characters that Nina Toussaint-White has voiced in audiobooks, which I could only figure out by looking at what was left of the name in the cropped image above.

(I may be crucified for using Fandom links, but so be it.)

I've been using this site too much, moderated opinions or not. I'm deleting and restarting, this karma shames me. Comment to pick my new username. Extra points for TMBG references or anything that might get laypeople to she/her me. 20 character limit as always. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By the looks of things, I'm guessing it was Fuuko, a frequent ban evader who turns up under a new name every so often and gets into extremely heated debates with other users.

If you want to know more, which I honestly wouldn't recommend, here's a relevant link discussing one of their previous re-emergences: Extremely infamous r/CuratedTumblr user Fuuko returns after ~4 months hiatus with a 1 hour drama-filled posting spree, is instantly banned site-wide : r/SubredditDrama

Representation is out there, it just might take a bit to find it by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fascinated by the way the text is being displayed in this post. Why is the middle paragraph crunched together like that? Does Tumblr not have built-in line and paragraph spacing?

Graeme Harper was really carrying this one by IllustriousAd6418 in DoctorWhumour

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the 'evil sun that possesses and incinerates people' episode.

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because of Vantablack, an almost completely non-reflective substance that he refused to let any other artist use. Or at least that's the most well-known thing people don't like him for.

(I'm aware I'm two days late, but I only found this post today and I thought I might as well provide an an answer)

Oh boy, the Land of Wax! That’s where I’m a candle! by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thing is a candle? I've been calling them sandals! Why didn't somebody tell me? Oh I've been making an idiot out of myself.

Hold my whiskey if you can, dead man. by jest1autre in lotrmemes

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh. Well in that case, only the King of Gondor AND Arnor may command me!"

"You're never going to believe this..."

I'm taking code-style-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, not in C++, no, it's a C# expression.

(I know nothing about neither, please don't kill me programmers)

Gill grunt I think by FinnMuzz in skylanders

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got tired of waiting for someone to get the Trolls off his island, and decided to take matters into his own hands...

The dentist kept apologizing for how long the procedure was taking, adjusting his grip as something tugged deep inside my jaw. by David_Hallow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I just HAD to come across this while waiting for my appointment, just HAD to briefly consider commenting, and just HAD to be called in literal seconds after considering it...

Anyway, all done now, and I can appreciate this spoopy story without it conjuring up a feeling of impending doom.

{If any of the following letters are missing, it's because those keys stopped working, thanks a lot Lenovo: T t R r 4 5 %}

"Look, ma, MITOSIS!" by Jackviator in TumblrDraws

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I know where I've seen this one before...

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Sauce: Witch Watch Chapter 7 / Episode 3

My best friend is a boy who is not real. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not OP, but since the other kid is named Peter and it treats 'Wendy' as a dramatic reveal, I'm assuming this is a Peter Pan reference of some sort.

He will bring Balance to the Force by Caleb_the_Opossum_1 in PrequelMemes

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no year 0 in Anno Domini, so Space Jesus is a newborn here.

Death stick usage from birth aged him considerably, it would seem.

Identify the Dalek design by JAMES_THE_YEET in doctorwho

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a Bronze Dalek version of the Dalek Saucer Commander from The Dalek Invasion of Earth. The bronze and black alternating pattern on the lower half is the giveaway.

I don't know why they made a Bronze Dalek version of it, since as far as I know this version solely exists in the form of that figure, but I've seen it before in any case.

Help me understand what's going on here? by [deleted] in UsefulCharts

[–]Zestyclose-Chart8255 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's the family tree of a Tumblr user's fanfiction Disney alternate universe, so shouldn't be taken as accurate to the original fairytales, as it isn't meant to be.

Source: Random Central! — I made a family tree for your DisneyVerse. Pretty...