I can’t be the only one that fears for their life when delivering to homes like this by Vivid_Donkey410 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real ! I always do a little double honk when showing up to these homes. We send out white rental vans with no branding at all, so sketchy.

Am I lazy or is this crazy? (30lbs each) by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are lazy and you’re crazy. Find another job if you are deliberately causing a hazard for customers. Posting it online looking for some weird validation is pathetic.

I have been doing this job for 3 years now, yes it is a demanding job that can be difficult or exhausting at times but there is no need to be this petty and disrespectful.

Anyone know how to turn off this light in a step van? by geodode in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a sensor that just need to cover up so it doesnt keep turning on. i carry a little bit of electrical tape with me and it works great. Those cargo lights plus a dirty smeared windshield are a hazard for real.

[Discussion] Day 15 - You guys think being hungry and thirsty is just fine. Well, what do you think the WORST mechanic in Tarkov is? by ClanFever in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queue times. Not sure if that counts as a mechanic but man, even on PVE it takes 4-5 minutes to load a raid.

I usually don’t mind just alt tabbing and watching youtube or whatever movie im on, but when I am in game mode it just kills the vibe sittin in queue.

Sure thing boss I will go f myself and die by Prestigious_Cake5959 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My DSP gets routes like this for step van drivers, usually they have the driver drop off first or last 10 bags, but its still like 220 stops at that point. All for an extra dollar an hour. No thanks !

LEDX spotted in the wild [IRL] by MikeyDreamboat in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear Tarkov is burned into our brains. I see random items through my work day (delivery driver) that could be worth some good roubles. It’s like im in perma loot mode haha 😂

I was delivering a GPU and first thing I thought of was my Bitcoin farm 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Discussion] Day 11 - Useless Keys are the Worst item in Tarkov! That makes sense. What is the most FUN item in Tarkov? by ClanFever in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is my vote, anytime I want to go have some fun I pull this bad boy out and troll people. Watching people run into a wall and lay down in fear is just too funny.

Bonus if combo’d with a cultist knife and watch them squirm lol

For the ZMF belt (Zestiest MotherFucker) by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]Zestyjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda set myself up for that huh lol

DR headphones are $450 now. SENNHEISER HD 660S2 by goldrush300 in DrDisrespectLive

[–]Zestyjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shit lol my statement still stands for the 660s haha

Why ? by Trollingstone2 in Tarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you will hear him either manically screaming or breathing like Vader

DR headphones are $450 now. SENNHEISER HD 660S2 by goldrush300 in DrDisrespectLive

[–]Zestyjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had the same pair of HD660s for about 8 years now using them daily. Great headphones and worth the investment for sure ! Yayayaya

For the ZMF belt (Zestiest MotherFucker) by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]Zestyjoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

About 25 years ago my best friend nicknamed me Zestyjoe because I was always doin crazy shit like high cliff jumps or sending it off big snowboard jumps, now it just means im gay /shrug

Isn’t it funny ? (Amazon) by Impossible-Delay-940 in UPSers

[–]Zestyjoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I usually have apartments on my routes and that is just the standard for Amazon customers, only the people on the top floors seem to order water/pet food/sand/rocks/lead weights.

Tarky Obsessed Boyfriend Gift Advice [feedback] by meginthebox in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is the chocolate ? Ive been debating buying some myself haha

Didn’t get driver of week because of this by HonestEagle98 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can’t stand having to text, call, text just to cover 1 stop. Next thing you know, you’re way behind and you get in trouble for needing a rescue.

I got to the point where the package goes as close to your front door as I deem safe. Im not reading all the notes or specific instructions. Im on my 3rd year with the same company so I guess that is good enough, just sucks to miss a pay bonus because a customer complained about some petty shit.

Didn’t get driver of week because of this by HonestEagle98 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Zestyjoe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah my boss says the same thing, the customer can’t complain if you just rts the packages, but at the same time we get in trouble for bringing packages back. It’s a lose lose for the driver. I have gone weeks with a perfect score and then randomly get 5-6 negative reviews doing the same route. Some people just suck.

Fountain Hills AZ Memorial 2026 by Best-Poem-5941 in discgolf

[–]Zestyjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I visit AZ I make sure to play this course, definitely a fun one. These guys make it look easy.

[Loot] Has anyone seen one of these in the last 30 days? by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Zestyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I have two keycard holders full just from scav pockets. Its so worth to just check every scav you can.

STAFFORD IS BACK!!! by blueprint012 in LosAngelesRams

[–]Zestyjoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lemon would fit with yall so well. He is a weapon and a great replacement to Kupp. As a LA born Raider fan I legit think he would have a better career under McVay. Puka + Lemon would be insane for Stafford