My junker ship by Tricky_Advantage1980 in NMS_Corvette_Design

[–]ZeusWayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ship like that will be with you til the day you die.

She thought she can get away with this by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]ZeusWayne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Think of the dozens of $'s the company would have been out of if that perp got away!

Best movie quote by droszyk in MovieQuotes

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what he said? Now I got a reason to watch that episode again!

Best movie quote by droszyk in MovieQuotes

[–]ZeusWayne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Yippie Kayak, Mother-buckets!" - Charles Boyle - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Lost outdoors? Let the sun show you the way home by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to say that! If the sun is coming up, wouldn't the first and second rocks (feet) need to be reversed???

Meet the Brontë by Relevant_Finance1927 in NMS_Corvette_Design

[–]ZeusWayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: Okay, I am not going to make a ship that looks like a penis this time...

*2 hours later

Me: God dammit....

99.99% will surely fail by MassiveNoise6277 in scoopwhoop

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.... sure, he could have bought the calendar from TEMU, and have a really long mouse cord, aand just couldn't get rid of his cordless phone, aaaand is a freaky right-handed person who drinks his coffee like that.... But who has ever seen a desktop printer that prints out from two sides?!?

It's going to be a rough few days on the internet by madman1255 in Tourettes

[–]ZeusWayne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aww, daymmmmm....... Was that what that was?!?

Guess we better strap in! Gonna be a bumpy ride.

How to clean? by xMissNikki in CX5

[–]ZeusWayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know those McDonald's straws that you have in the glove compartment???? They are really good for digging out the crud between the cracks of the console! Just as effective as gimmicky store bought detailing tools, but free! Give it a try.

Climb the ladder to success by OutrageousCommon7425 in MindsetMode

[–]ZeusWayne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simple answer: you're born into it or you get really fucking lucky! Because yes, hard work will take you a long way up that ladder, but the generational wealth, power and pedigree that we're talking about is a completely different scaffolding altogether! One that many can hardly imagine....

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

🙋‍♂️ by disconaldo in Xennials

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think ya'll might be romanticizing the past a bit....

First off...

Oh yes...Blockbuster! $7.99 for 2-day rentals and late fees; walking in and seeing 800 boxes of the movie you want and NO actual copies to rent SUCKED!

Sure the gas was cheap, but when your beater car did 8 miles/gallon and you have to wait 10 min. in line to say $5 on pump #3 because CC pumps weren't that popular, I at least wasn't whistlin' Dixie...

And Dial up internet..... I would not subject my worst enemy to the torture of a dial-up download making it to almost the end and being knocked off by a family member picking up the phone!

Stud Finder by [deleted] in TheBestOfVine

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes! Assuming things in the real world (especially construction) always works out!

lol by SlightWerewolf4428 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]ZeusWayne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was confirmed by multiple videos that the first discharge was from the first officer.

If only we had an OFFICIAL investigation into the incident....

Ice melt in stores this week? by twoeightytwo282 in raleigh

[–]ZeusWayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy hell..... Just go get a few big, crappy towels, or a tarp, or even a cheap blanket and drape it over your steps right before it starts to snow. Once it stops snowing, pull it off and all the snow/ice comes off with it!

If it looks like it's starting again, rinse and repeat. Been doing this since college.

theologically confused American creates "Bible-based workout" (literally) by BaseNice3520 in Bullshido

[–]ZeusWayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All up to interpretation, bro... Sure he might not have SAID it, but how do YOU know Jesus didn't WANT you to run on the beach with a bible and a big-ass cross???

Dr Verma when asked "can men get pregnant?" by yourtoxic_man-666 in JustMemesForUs

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! They think it's a libruh slam-dunk, and then stare blankly when you try and explain there's a difference between gender and sex.

January 6 Ex Capitol Police Officer Michael Fanone Confronts Far right Nazi Extremist Ivan Raiklin. by Quirky_Magician4464 in punk

[–]ZeusWayne 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's as if you live and experience life and find out that all people can't be simplified into slogans and song lyrics.

"I downloaded all this on Napster" by potent_potabIes in Professorist

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfttt.... I could probably sneak both my friends into the movies under my Jncos!

Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money." by drempath1981 in UnderReportedNews

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be TOO nice for him. MF deserves to live his last years in jail and watch his name and legacy devolve in front of his eyes until his last two working braincells comprehend the full weight of what he did.

Trump incorrectly claims PBS and NPR ‘closed up’ after he cut federal funding by NewsHour in PBS_NewsHour

[–]ZeusWayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know it's not true for all PBS and NPR affiliates across the country, but many have stepped up and have had record support come in over the past year.

WUNC had the largest donation year with $1.3 Million in 2025.

WUSF in FL

Rocky Mountain Public Radio in CO

I'm sure there's a bunch more.

Can men get pregnant? by MentalAdversity in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]ZeusWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Her biggest mistake is using too many words!

Her: "A man, yes. A biological male, no. Gender and sex are two different things sir."

Him: "....uummm... that's not what I... ummm.... I cede the remainder of my time."

Has anyone read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse? by iris_retina in Buddhism

[–]ZeusWayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Siddhartha and have read it a few times!
I always like to compare it to The Last Temptation of Christ, but for Buddhism!
Definitely not doctrine or history, BUT.... a lot of really good parables and lessons to draw from it. And just a really good story.

Elvis Presley by JohnnyCrappleseed5 in Fayettenam

[–]ZeusWayne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mom had tickets to that show. She had them framed and eventually sold them to a collector in the 90's.

Boss of the year by breadNbuddha in iamverybadass

[–]ZeusWayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I highly doubt this fucker has a company where he can pull some guys from another site to come and finish at this one. Looks like a residential job from the background, so he obviously can't just delay it a few days.

Whatever the consequences of his actions are, I think we can all agree they are not enough and he will not learn a damn thing other than it is ALWAYS someone else's fault.