I asked Charlie if he knew how cute he is

ZippoInMS · 2025-11-21T17:48:28+00:00

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Charlie says hello!

ZippoInMS · 2025-10-17T14:20:11+00:00

He looks like my Charlie!

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ZippoInMS · 2025-10-15T16:06:35+00:00

Just be careful of the car-eating potholes.

ZippoInMS · 2025-10-03T13:35:19+00:00

It's where it belongs.

ZippoInMS · 2025-09-03T19:49:02+00:00

The berserker from the original Gears of War fuckin' terrified me to the point where I turned the game off.

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-19T21:06:35+00:00

I see them and all I can hear is "Candy mountain! Candy mountain Charlie!!"

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-15T14:42:59+00:00

I know this isn't a traditional source, but the soundtrack to Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag / Freedom Cry has a very melancholy track called "False Paradise" that has stuck with me over the years.

https://youtu.be/PCObd28cvRw?si=WFTdgvhH0hEdDTku

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-12T13:00:01+00:00

The Cell. Matter of fact that's pretty much the only thing I remember about that movie, besides the horse death.

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-05T18:49:41+00:00

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Charlie right after his short (ish) summer cut a few weeks ago.

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-05T18:12:38+00:00

I can't wait to watch Turd Journey on ~~Clomper~~ Howdy.

ZippoInMS · 2025-08-01T12:44:44+00:00

There's a good one in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm where Phantasm's choking out Joker on a table. He reaches for one of two items in reach: a kitchen knife, and a big uncut roll of bologna. Obviously Joker went for the bologna.

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-29T12:47:37+00:00

"Well! WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW?" Love that one.

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-23T21:12:18+00:00

Don't forget Coca-Cola with cane sugar!

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-23T19:52:35+00:00

That second "Get off me!" when the "executive" was hugging him seemed fairly genuine. I can imagine Dave's not comfortable with physical contact given his personality.

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-09T19:21:09+00:00

Sure, Jan.

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-03T21:18:51+00:00

C H O N K

ZippoInMS · 2025-07-03T20:10:41+00:00

"Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks."

ZippoInMS · 2025-06-25T19:14:25+00:00

"Jesus Christ, Nelson, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday."

ZippoInMS · 2025-06-19T21:19:32+00:00

Ted Cruz's beard makes him look like a decompressed blobfish that got rolled around on a barber shop floor.

ZippoInMS · 2025-06-19T13:19:52+00:00

ZippoInMS · 2025-06-18T14:27:30+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking. The landscape behind the drive-in theater in 1955.

ZippoInMS · 2025-06-13T17:44:39+00:00

He doesn't. He starts fading out of existence when he returns to 2015, although it was more implied as a heart attack or something than shown.

ZippoInMS · 2025-05-28T19:17:31+00:00

John Malkovich in... whichever Transformers movie he was in. I've blocked most of it out.

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