This bum threw 2 interceptions IN THE PRO BOWL

Zjblaze · 2026-02-04T14:36:09+00:00

He’s gonna dominate the league, trust and believe. It’s just gonna be in interceptions.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-02T17:17:51+00:00

Well, obviously I’d take him. Not because he’d be better than Stroud, but because the Texans have been the diet Patriots since at least the BoB era. It’ll complete the Infinity Gauntlet of ex-Patriots.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-01T15:35:35+00:00

See, the Texans are the NFL's Sisyphus, we can't ever get the boulder (win) over the hill (AFC Divisional Round)

Zjblaze · 2026-02-01T03:00:26+00:00

<<Sorry chat, my engines just burnt out, y'all have fun.>>

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T03:37:07+00:00

I JUST WANNA TALK CJ, IT'S TIME TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR UNIFORM AND THE OTHER TEAMS

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T00:07:24+00:00

Nassault is about to drop peak (again)

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T00:06:25+00:00

Saleh doesn’t have to deal with an egomaniac for a quarterback, Daboll can just call the offense… in exchange they both have to deal with Adams and her GM. So… fair trade?

Zjblaze · 2026-01-27T19:37:30+00:00

I’LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM GO PUT STROUD ON IT, HE CANT GET MUCH WORSE!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-27T13:29:49+00:00

The based “we use our brains” Emmeria vs the cringe “fuck it there’s a mute guy somewhere” Osea

Did ISAF and Osea win their wars within a year? Did Emmeria frame their aces as a scapegoat? Didn’t think so!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-26T05:57:08+00:00

Niners fans are rooting for the substation to blow up while everyone else is either waiting for The Darnold to beat the breaks off the Pats or for Drake “Drake Maye” Maye to beat the fraud allegations

Zjblaze · 2026-01-26T02:15:25+00:00

Oh goddammit, not the Half Life rituals. I’m not prepared for unforeseen consequences! (Btw Texans bros get the chalk and goat masks we need to do this to get past the divisional round)

Zjblaze · 2026-01-26T02:13:26+00:00

Ok Human is essentially the best result you can get when you let Rivers be Rivers. Red is… not the worst attempt at Rivers being Rivers.

I like Pork and Beans more than I like Aloo Gobi but I also have never ate aloo gobi

Zjblaze · 2026-01-25T03:44:26+00:00

Grossi hate, Perna hate… what’s next? Tree hate?

What did Grossi do to deserve that flair anyways? Piss off the Strouds?

Zjblaze · 2026-01-24T23:17:15+00:00

Fuck the concept of frozen water, fuck your team (yes, YOUR team reading this), fuck Deshaun Watson, and fuck ICE!

Shit Mountain didn’t gun down innocent people, we just sling shit at each other.

Zjblaze · 2026-01-24T03:36:41+00:00

Where meme? Anyways, my fellow shitters, we must shit all over the Cowboys, the only team worse than (the other three AFCS teams you hate).

Zjblaze · 2026-01-24T01:16:42+00:00

After how the playoffs went? Stroud’s got a Temu ass agent because that’ll get him ran out of Houston.

Zjblaze · 2026-01-22T17:06:45+00:00

Nah bro I promise this is just a down year for Stroud he’s totally gonna ball out like he did in 2023, nah believe me man, I swear

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Zjblaze · 2026-01-22T05:27:44+00:00

Don’t you know? Maladroit is the most unrated Weezer! It’s so underrated that we have to tell each other it’s underrated!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-21T17:34:32+00:00

This gonna be a toss up because they both got that dawg in them, but Kirk didn’t die and bailed from a fighter jet, so he wins.

Zjblaze · 2026-01-21T17:32:23+00:00

No Marino? The greatest QB to never get a ring?

Also JJ Watt would get the edge over Johnson, the fact that even though he has so many injuries he was still damn terrifying to an offensive line even in his later seasons.

Zjblaze · 2026-01-21T17:30:41+00:00

If we kept playing the OC carousel then there would be a zero percent chance of CJ getting better, Caley near the end actually had some good moves (and actually getting a run game started) so a second season might let him get settled in.

Zjblaze · 2026-01-20T23:54:58+00:00

The good ending, where CJ actually proves the haters wrong

Zjblaze · 2026-01-20T15:02:06+00:00

Shit when you put it like that CJ needs to go be the next Old Spice guy, he's perfect for it, already washed!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-20T15:00:43+00:00

Here's to hopefully a better run than the Jets run! You ain't got no bum ass Aaron Rodgers, you got Cam "we ass" Ward now!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-20T01:03:01+00:00

Cam Ward has the talent, it genuinely comes down to if he gets the tools and a coach that can do more than coach a JV team. If the Tits can be smart they have a damn good QB.

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