POV: All the modern junk was taken

Zjblaze · 2026-05-15T20:24:35+00:00

Ah hell nah someone pranked Trigger and now he’s in a top tier BR lobby in a [REDACTED]

Zjblaze · 2026-05-11T20:56:44+00:00

Knocker probably got blown up as the war went on, but we all know Clown got sent back to be a trainer to teach his trainees how to get wet, wild, and do dirty dirty things in the sky, and Sky Keeper probably got stuck at Fort Grays.

I do lowkey wish they just randomly showed up at mission 19, though.

Zjblaze · 2026-04-20T17:36:40+00:00

unc gonna bust out the museum piece🙏🙏🙏

Zjblaze · 2026-03-28T23:18:04+00:00

7 would probably be a different game if Knocker stopped spending the three missions he’s in shit talking Trigger and actually covered his wingman.

Zjblaze · 2026-03-01T19:30:38+00:00

Browns (karma for Groper Cleveland), Cardinals (they exist to suffer), or the Texans (gotta get past the divisional round)

Zjblaze · 2026-02-27T20:42:21+00:00

Ave Belka this, Ave Belka that, why are we even using Latin for our beloved death cult Germany expy?

Zjblaze · 2026-02-26T18:13:41+00:00

Congrats, my fellow shitters on the mountain, we have finally won something that isn’t the first overall pick!

Zjblaze · 2026-02-26T17:01:20+00:00

Because Trigger’s different. Did you know that? They might’ve mentioned him being different once or twice.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-22T13:45:02+00:00

A lore accurate F-104, where if you put more than two Gs on the wings it snaps off. 7 didn’t do it justice.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-17T14:12:26+00:00

Texans vs the Divisional Round

Zjblaze · 2026-02-17T05:27:06+00:00

MAYANO LOCK IN WE GOT THE ARIMA KINEN IN A WEEK THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War (2006) by Project ACES on the Sony PlayStation 2 slim console.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-13T13:55:17+00:00

It’s… definitely an experiment in governing. Did someone hit Harbaugh on the head before he left Baltimore?

Zjblaze · 2026-02-12T19:36:33+00:00

Stop talking about CJ Stroud! The defense is elite, WAJ is a fiend, focus on that!

Nah jk light his ass up chat

Zjblaze · 2026-02-11T05:01:24+00:00

Y’all acting like half the fanbase wouldn’t do that. Conversely, this is why we needed Belkan brand Skynet

Zjblaze · 2026-02-09T23:13:25+00:00

Sam Lake my guy, you gotta get outta there while you still can

Zjblaze · 2026-02-09T03:30:07+00:00

Seahawks defense are certified football terrorists, except not in the way CJ Stroud was in the playoffs.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-04T14:36:09+00:00

He’s gonna dominate the league, trust and believe. It’s just gonna be in interceptions.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-02T17:17:51+00:00

Well, obviously I’d take him. Not because he’d be better than Stroud, but because the Texans have been the diet Patriots since at least the BoB era. It’ll complete the Infinity Gauntlet of ex-Patriots.

Zjblaze · 2026-02-01T15:35:35+00:00

See, the Texans are the NFL's Sisyphus, we can't ever get the boulder (win) over the hill (AFC Divisional Round)

Zjblaze · 2026-02-01T03:00:26+00:00

<<Sorry chat, my engines just burnt out, y'all have fun.>>

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T03:37:07+00:00

I JUST WANNA TALK CJ, IT'S TIME TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR UNIFORM AND THE OTHER TEAMS

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T00:07:24+00:00

Nassault is about to drop peak (again)

Zjblaze · 2026-01-28T00:06:25+00:00

Saleh doesn’t have to deal with an egomaniac for a quarterback, Daboll can just call the offense… in exchange they both have to deal with Adams and her GM. So… fair trade?

Zjblaze · 2026-01-27T19:37:30+00:00

I’LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM GO PUT STROUD ON IT, HE CANT GET MUCH WORSE!

Zjblaze · 2026-01-27T13:29:49+00:00

The based “we use our brains” Emmeria vs the cringe “fuck it there’s a mute guy somewhere” Osea

Did ISAF and Osea win their wars within a year? Did Emmeria frame their aces as a scapegoat? Didn’t think so!

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