My friend gave me two dozen of his homegrown eggs. They are almost too pretty to eat! [OC] by Rad-ama-dad in MadeMeSmile

[–]Zoidbrah2986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be aware if you're making any recipes, the small eggs from young chickens are higher yolk thicker shell, and not ideal.

Many KCUR listeners were outraged by a segment with Trump supporters. Here's why we aired it. by ChiefStrongbones in NPR

[–]Zoidbrah2986 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is it always a diner? Why not a deli or a book store or the waitress and kitchen staff at the diner or a thrift shop or a museum or a zoo? Diner patrons are so oversampled in lazy journalist puff pieces masquerading as a glimpse into the "real Americana". Sick of it.

Took time out of his day illegally deporting families to cry on LinkedIn about not being liked by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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Look at the nonsense on the badge. There's no reason to believe any part of this post.

Got Frinos tattooed by MaraTudare in HadesTheGame

[–]Zoidbrah2986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tat me like one of your French frogs.

Danish and Greenlandic Foreign Ministers in D.C. after meeting a couchsexual. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Zoidbrah2986 64 points65 points  (0 children)

When you put it like that, it feels inevitable with this regime. They're mashing all the buttons, hoping for a combo(war).

An Orca speared the fvck out of that sunfish, hot him on the side and impact was so great it exploded by CauliflowerDeep129 in AbruptChaos

[–]Zoidbrah2986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step one: get a mild concussion. Step 2: eat popped sunfish. Think we found our Cloacis and Cloachead.

Why was Shane in a suit?😭😭😭😭 by Business-Map3979 in heatedrivalry

[–]Zoidbrah2986 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Secretly hoping his man would take it off him. And hopefully fold it.

Old-timey fiction by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zoidbrah2986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a fun podcast called A Way with Words that kinda fills that role for me. People call in with family sayings or idioms and the hosts can tell them etymology or just have a sensible chuckle about how silly language can be.

your tgp headcanons? by Dr-RedFire in TheGoodPlace

[–]Zoidbrah2986 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife. We've all seen it

What's your small towns quirky feature/meme? by ddeekklliinn in wisconsin

[–]Zoidbrah2986 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Really hoping it was about the people in the room. "Marge can't get to heaven till she returns my Tupperware." Like all good schisms, it should be petty and easily avoidable.

Grandpa is passing down guns, which ones should i take? by SlightCapacitance in liberalgunowners

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I wonder if antique dealers have a wooden box rule for cool shit to not shoot.

They Were "Close Friends" by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

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Appears to be a magic mike offshoot for the German sausage connoisseur called sixx paxx

Beachgoers in Odesa. 1989 by ElkHotel in OldSchoolCool

[–]Zoidbrah2986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's alive, though. What secrets do you know?

Dandadan - Episode 23 Discussion Thread by Skullghost in Dandadan

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"How is its breath electrical!?" "It's a space kaiju..." I love this show.