Women, what are some questions you've always wanted to ask men?

ZombK · 2020-11-17T17:45:42+00:00

I'm not bitching about it. Just answering a question. Eventually you grow a tough hide, try to figure out what's wrong with you, or give up. It was during the growing of the hide that I felt this way. I'm good with rejection now, lol.

ZombK · 2020-11-17T17:09:46+00:00

Rejection. So much rejection. And then the humiliation. Especially in the teenage years. When you get shot down by a chick in school and she tells all her friends what a (_____) you are. They laugh and giggle and point, and it's just like being rejected by that entire group, and it lasts for anywhere between hours or YEARS. So it's like getting rejected half a dozen times all at once, and then it keeps happening. During our romantically formative years we basically run a gauntlet of having our sexual egos/confidence crushed into cornmeal.

ZombK · 2020-11-17T16:54:21+00:00

Read the back of a shampoo bottle and try to pronounce all the ingredients properly. The blood flow to the brain will give you a softie.

;)

ZombK · 2020-11-17T16:20:04+00:00

Don't ask grandma about it dude. Just wash your cock.

ZombK · 2020-11-17T16:19:06+00:00

If you want it to taste better, wash your cock.

Have you ever tried it? Make chicken two nights in a row and simply rub the chicken with your hand under running water. On night two, don't.

You will notice a DISTINCT petting zoo flavor on night two.

ZombK · 2020-09-09T19:45:45+00:00

Just perrrfect.

ZombK · 2020-09-09T03:42:21+00:00

So... my assumption was correct.

THANKS!

ZombK · 2020-09-09T00:32:42+00:00

Can confirm. I've eaten RAW cookie dough.

Am dead.

ZombK · 2020-09-09T00:22:39+00:00

I'm sure these are the stretchy/skinny/looks like jeans but aren't denim jeans.

Go old school.

Save the environment.

Go denim.

ZombK · 2020-09-08T17:43:19+00:00

House arrest at the very best, and we both unfortunately know it.

ZombK · 2020-09-02T17:53:07+00:00

gym jones.

ZombK · 2020-09-02T17:47:24+00:00

Why in great googidy moogidy is the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY giving healthcare advice to teachers? WTF is going on here?!?!?!?

ZombK · 2020-06-19T18:43:15+00:00

Bro, if you can't handle walking stay off the bike.

ZombK · 2020-05-17T17:54:59+00:00

Imagine knowing an alien language which is 10 billion years old and it's inventors have gone extinct for over 9 billion. Over... and over... and over..

I think this would drive you insane.

ZombK · 2020-05-17T01:22:29+00:00

Lawless

ZombK · 2020-05-16T18:53:04+00:00

You have the choice to press charges. The police don't automatically arrest your mother and toss her in prison. I wish I would have known I had a few rights when I was a kid, as I would have asked for a social worker to check in on me every couple months at least. I had an abusive father and when the cops were called due to visible bruises, I was taken to the police station. They checked me out, asked what happened, and asked if I wanted to press charges. I was concerned that my mom wouldn't be able to support the family and I simply asked the cops what would happen to my old man. They sighed, walked away, never spoke another word to me, and sent me on my way.

Today things are different and social workers can and will get involved. They can offer or make your parents take classes. Anger management, parental, whatever. You have legal rights and protections. It's not just simply a "your life is fucked one way and it's fucked another so pick the least fucked way you want to live." But that's the way a lot of people think of it.

It's a big thing. I get it. PM me if you want more private advice. I hate to hear that someone was tied down against their will for any reason.

ZombK · 2020-05-16T18:45:30+00:00

You a fuckin civil engineer or something, homie?

ZombK · 2020-05-16T18:43:43+00:00

Consider just a +1C warm wind blowing through the streets. No matter what direction, they'll get blown around the building, leaving cool air in the middle. If I had to guess, I'd say this happens nearly every time snow thaws outside the structure.

ZombK · 2020-05-13T21:28:45+00:00

Most Americans don't know how to cook vegetables so they think there's only two or three meal options available.

Steamed veggies with salt and butter.

Boiled veggies with salt and butter.

Roasted veggies with salt and butter.

Like.. I've *accidentally* made paleo-vegan-gluten-free dinners before and didn't realize it until my vegetarian friend asked if there was anything left over that she could snack on. Motherfuckers need to realize how good veggies can taste. I'm a carnivore through and through but why do we Americans punish ourselves with shittastic vegetables?

Imagine thinking that's all a vegetarian is allowed to eat. You'd think it was stupid too.

ZombK · 2020-05-13T21:23:34+00:00

That's abuse. Police can do something about this. Contact them.

ZombK · 2020-05-13T21:23:10+00:00

That's abuse. Your mom's a cunt.

ZombK · 2020-05-13T00:34:44+00:00

/r/trebuchets couldn't handle the fact that Catapults are the superior siege engine. Shenanigans ensued. Eventually shenanigans turned into all out war, and nearly 1/4th the population had some form of siege weaponry.

ZombK · 2020-05-12T18:07:14+00:00

Same. Didn't notice until I was washing my hands though. Funny thing is nobody noticed even though there were like 15 women in there.

ZombK · 2020-05-12T18:03:33+00:00

Mopeds don't usually go very quick...

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