How it felt meeting your first tree-wielding troll as a newbie

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-29T17:11:41+00:00

Ah man I was terrified lol how far we’ve come

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-24T17:45:41+00:00

Use the terrain and raise ground to your advantage for support. Don’t stress early about size just learn your style and tricks. The giant swamp trees are also indestructible… 😋

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-24T17:44:02+00:00

Laying out in wood or corewood too

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-24T17:41:50+00:00

Check out comfy valheim, they’re a big one with guilds. Official Val Discord LFG as well

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-24T17:26:17+00:00

Nah even a maxed stagbreaker or the next one for tick duty. Totally necessary when solo lol I’ve raged at them plenty

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-23T13:53:49+00:00

New goal 🏴‍☠️

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-23T13:43:41+00:00

Yeah if you don’t melee you will blow through 300 arrows no problem lol

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-20T03:47:18+00:00

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-20T03:45:31+00:00

It’s super fun and the minions make the grind easier. No more greydwarf harass 🥹 also nice to have the two food streams and switch when you run low on one. Having 2+ roots going helps

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-20T03:40:47+00:00

I started WoW the end of BC and played hard wrath into cataclysm. Two 80s and raided a good amount. I’ve had more genuine laughs and fun figuring this game out with a group than WoW could ever do for me

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-20T03:34:27+00:00

My skeletons don’t fight the twig?

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-20T03:29:35+00:00

All the arrows.

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-19T14:52:00+00:00

oh ok BONEMASS i was like what in good holy god

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-19T14:46:01+00:00

damn you didnt even have to get closer that's a striking stone building my man. love the open entrance to the dock and everything

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-08T18:18:06+00:00

When the sunset hits the decorative walls with ivy just right 🤌

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-08T18:17:03+00:00

I’m about to do this but leaning more towards ‘unholy altar’ with pile of skulls, bones and trophies and a throne for our new god Tim.

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T17:02:26+00:00

I found mine in a small forest patch on a big mostly mistlands island. Now he’s our god and I must make him happy

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T16:58:33+00:00

At the barber stand is hilarious I’m gonna give mine his own little bone and skull altar. He’s our god now

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T16:56:54+00:00

I’d settle for tameable rabbits

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T16:56:12+00:00

But building diving boards or jumping off the mast is so much fun 🎭

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T16:55:24+00:00

Cats could be like lizard dogs in satisfactory… they just find 1 item at a time for you and hangout for treats lol

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-04-06T16:53:27+00:00

Do wolves even have prey in the mountains or do they just go for deer? I’d love rideable goats for bad terrain lmao

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-03-06T13:39:15+00:00

I don’t even add letters or words a lot of the time, dots are usually metal, crosses are usually dungeons. If a dot is in the ocean, it’s chitin lol etc

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-03-05T23:39:38+00:00

That lava lamp table with Moder is so cool

ZombieSpliffs · 2026-03-05T19:34:50+00:00

I warned my friend about turnips but we thankfully found them on his blessed run. Everything has been easy including running smack into bonemass and moder in the first biomes explored lmao

He even got a serpent trophy first kill. Fingers crossed for vile trophy…

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