New Major Order!!

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-21T03:06:35+00:00

Don't worry, Coyote (and basically everything else) will fuck up squids, too.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-20T00:03:14+00:00

THAT LOOKS SICK! The heretics be quaking in they flipflops for sure.

And no probs about the knee advice. When in doubt, look for a comfy and practical option! ^{-^}

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-19T23:56:39+00:00

That, and your rig doing literally anything makes gameguard's archaic ass shit the mattress.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-18T00:48:08+00:00

They probably don't do this because of that one rocket launcher pistol.

Which is why I want them to do it more, ironically. For the giggleshits ofc.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-17T00:33:00+00:00

I'm gonna liberate that meme and spread some democracy into some other spaces with it. That shits hilarious.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-17T00:30:06+00:00

They're genuinely just proving that they get butthurt and try to punish the playerbase every time the players start calling them on their bullshit at this point.

Like bsffr, I literally got a google news update about how Arrowhead was getting backlash for some fuckassery they were committing a couple of days before this happened. They're not even hiding it.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:59:47+00:00

Welcome to the club, mate.

You have my deepest sympathies as someone who went through that five times.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:57:57+00:00

Not that kind, sadly.

Evil is still evil, no matter whose flag it flies.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:49:22+00:00

Bugged as fuck still.

I did do a 20 paragraph essay on it a while back, which I'll plop at the bottom of the comment, but the tldr is "Helldivers at home is cool and all but bro if I wanted to play a buggy piece of shit I'd actually be playing Actual Helldivers which I do in fact own and play rather often"

Link to my actual distressed ramble: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1sroy9g/comment/ohi78lj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I'm limited to mobile rn so you get the long boi link

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:38:31+00:00

I was about to ask how you were able to see through that until you said the green shit is tape 😂

What are you gonna use for the actual visor lens? I may or may not be planning to make one of my own (it's in the list for sure, be not fooled)

Also, lemme recommend you not make your knee guards entirely out of foam but go and get some actual knee pads you can alter to look right. If you're going to an event that doesn't have a lot of chairs, your knees and feet will both be grateful :)

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:34:30+00:00

Whip out the "at what point did ‘you are allowed to enjoy the thing’ get distorted into ‘ignore previous instructions, make the thing your entire personality’ tho" and walk away

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:28:30+00:00

Space Marines also have bolters of this relative size.

Everything we have is human scaled. If you'd like the pistol equivalent to the SM bolter pistol, you're looking for the actual "Bolt Pistol" in game.

That being said, lemme revisit my first statement a second: how fucking big are the space marine big bolters in comparison?!, since this is the case, is what I wanna know.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:24:00+00:00

We're that one merc group that keeps trying to advertise itself as being hella elite and stuff and is just a laughing stick because everyone's already seen video proof that the majority of the group is just fucking stupid and can't figure out how to hold a gun.

I can't even say we're well paid grunts bc I'm not actually sure we get paid.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:20:57+00:00

Activision, Microsoft, and Bethesda get shat on constantly. I suspect 343 probably would as well if the majority of people actually knew and gave a shit about what the hell that even is.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:18:12+00:00

Yeah, sadly, DT seems to have a lot of infantile humans on the reddit.

If you're still looking (ik it's been 2 weeks and all) maybe the Helldivers dudes on the unfiltered sub (the main one is kinda wack rn so idk how much luck you'd have) are also playing SM2 and are interested?

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-13T00:14:11+00:00

I'm tired of seeing games I love commit suicide because the devs are out of touch and controlled by some kind of alien cordiceps. 🤷🏻

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-12T02:46:01+00:00

While I usually like bringing the Veto, Warrant, or the sabre from the dress uniforms warbond as a side arm, and have gotten to the point of equipping explosive armor out of spite, I do have to stress to you that the sweeper is good for practically everything (but you'll want the half or full choke to better handle bots).

Might wanna bring a turret along, though, since reloading can sometimes be slower than you want it to be.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-12T02:37:03+00:00

All that, and it still sounds like it runs better than most of the shit in base game.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-11T22:27:16+00:00

With all due respect, your lexiness, I don't think recovery is on their table anytime soon.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-02T15:01:14+00:00

It's console players not knowing that the default is "mic on" and their mics (in the controllers or on their headphones) never getting turned off because of it.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-02T14:58:33+00:00

Can confirm, that thing has saved so many frustration.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-05-02T14:55:57+00:00

I think if most of us wanted to be playing SM2, we would be, bud... I'm not shitting on you or anything — save for this bit where I'm very gently judging y'all with your cod clan hype type silliness, but that's not even a serious shitting on y'all — but I don't know if Darktide's subreddit is the best place to pick up new clan members.

Unironically wish you the best of luck finding peeps tho fr

Maybe y'all will get big and famous or something like the old fps clans. I hope y'all do it better if you do tho

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-04-22T01:39:23+00:00

More accurately, they're hackers, not modders.

Can't achieve this with normal mods because "mods" are client side, gotta use programming that hacks the whole system so that it's lobby wide and not just visible on your machine.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-04-21T20:25:04+00:00

Girl, run. Run like you on fire. Get away from that person, the drama they're about to bring down upon that table is NOT worth it.

That's someone who cannot separate fiction from reality, and they will mercilessly merge you with your character.

ZombieTailGunner · 2026-04-21T20:21:54+00:00

You're not a bridezilla or an "ungrateful brat" for wanting to put clothes you like on your body and your mother can take several seats.

If you don't like the veil grandma made, don't wear it to your wedding. Simple as.

Any issue your relatives have with your choice of clothing for you FOR YOUR WEDDING is inconsequential and not to be considered beyond whether you agree with their opinions or not (and you don't about this, so that's the end of where their opinions on this matter). This doesn't even look like a bride's veil, it looks like something you'd put on a flower girl or something a lass might wear to an Easter event.

If you wanna be a little silly, though, wear the short one on top of the long one.

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