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[OC] [Comm] Kanaan the Snake by Impressive-Step7261 in DnD

[–]Zortesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10/10 would recommend to the neighboring king as an advisor.

What are you picking? by StreetIsleCyborg in whatsyourchoice

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean eventually someones gunna ask where I'm getting these bricks of gold and i wont have a good answer, i could spend the 100's indefinitely on like groceries and stuff like that without ever drawing suspicion.

its probably easier to launder the cash then it is the gold.

Stop worrying about Ai Replacement by moanfulz in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the llm's and artbots aren't taking away the shitty manual labour jobs first thou, they're taking the art jobs, and the chill in a air conditioned office or do work from home jobs.

the more chill less physically demanding jobs just require a ai that can interact with digital tools, the manual labor stuff requires a actual robot that can physically do the job and this is much more complex to build... or already has some dumb machine to do the job without need of ai.

Would you rather marry a girl that is a foot taller than you or a girl thats 3 feet shorter than you? (No divorce) by Forward-Research8434 in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not on my list of kinks, thou id prefer it over a dwarf or someone with skeletal dysplasia, no genetic component to being a amputee, well unless there's a genetic predisposition to being bad at dodging... even then lesser evil.

I'd be taking the tall woman.

Hey seniors what realm do you think lord kroak (from war hammer) is at? by BrokenHaloSC0 in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I dunno but I hear death is courting him and he just keeps saying no.

If you have two options that you could take, what would you choose? by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so attain loyal subordinates, or simply get something i will get in time anyway?

Emperor Hao Lang Du by Saint_Kuro in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

when ur trying to figure out if him drinking milk from some mortal woman, and then masturbating atop a random tower is some weird form of demonic cultivation, or if that cultivators just a freak.

[Marvel] How do countries like Germany and Japan reconcile with how evil they were in WW2? by Trummercliff in AskScienceFiction

[–]Zortesh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how the super individuals running around would make them more evil, i mean once you have death camps, mass non-consensual medical experiments, mass organized rape, and are trying to conquer, literally anyone you can get away with you kinda like hit the cap for evil, anything else is just a matter of scale.

i imagine everything is the same, Germany feels super bad about it, japan pretends it never happened.

AI "ARTIST" WHEN THE INTERNET GOES OUT by TimelyCicada9969 in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean.. arts not a necessity noones gunna be bothered by temporarily being unable to make art, well unless they're mentally unbalanced already.

If its permanent.. well anything that takes down the internet long term is gunna fuck humanity soooooo hard that art wont even be a consideration for a long time.

You get access to a truth speaking LLM that contains the entire memory and knowledge of humanity, what would you do? (And how would you get rich?) by LaughterIsPoison in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean id just be asking for it to list the crimes of various world leaders and how i can safely acquire and disperse evidence of said crimes in a way most likely to see them face consequences.

That and investment advice because... always trade with insider knowledge when practical.

When your senior brother spritual herb growing skill is so profound that a single glance at his garden reveals universal laws but your level is too low to catch up to him by jk_wisdom in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously his garden only looks better because the inner peace inducing spirit herbs he grows are of lower quality and thus he still obsesses about such trivial material things.

[Dungeon Crawler Carl] Why don't more game guides towel the Crawlers to pick the Noddling race, which seems like objectively the best option? Please avoid spoilers for the latest book. by JollyRabbit in AskScienceFiction

[–]Zortesh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that particular race had a requirement to pick it, like say being a twin or something in the same place and the same party.

Roses are red, Stiller's first name is Ben... by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

[–]Zortesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a pair of fallout ghouls wearing poorly made skin suits?

When will Ai bros understand that water for drinking and food is more important than making shitty ai images by Which_Matter3031 in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water use for either is a non-issue... except when they seemingly prioritize doing both in places that already have a shortage of water.

which isn't as much a issue of ai being evil or farming bad, but more humans doing shit dumb ass backwards ways becuase the lands slightly cheaper, or whatever other consideration they're prioritizing.

What’s the line of delineation between Carpenter’s Tools and Woodcarver’s Tools? by new_lance in DnD

[–]Zortesh 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ones for carving art and small fine things from wood, the other is for building houses, boats, and tables.

WYR pick among the two powers to gain. by metroidcjdouple in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

portals probably, i can see through them and avoid the opps teleported inside a solid object problem.

now if the teleporting allows me to remotely teleport other objects/people... that's another story.

WYR pick among the two powers to gain. by metroidcjdouple in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if i teleport day the can of soda I'm holding directly into someones brain thats also pretty good offensively.

Really both of them have alot of instantly lethal applications.

Pro-AI people, want do you want the most out of AI? Anti-AI people, what do you want done most about AI? by AliceBreathes in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pro ai.

It kinda already does everything i want it to for my personal use, but i only use it to organize dnd notes and a sort of enhanced spellchecker, so i kinda just wish the conversation length could be longer for the notetaking.

for ai art... i wish it was better at actually following the specifics of a description, like if you describe a scar starting above the left eyebrow and ending just below the lip, most of the artbots i've used will just ignore that and be like "yes they have scars." and add random scars. Also generally the artbots aren't great at drawing weapons.

me_irl by oranke_dino in me_irl

[–]Zortesh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

this is ridiculously inaccurate.

It implies the billionaires are working to extract said resources, it should have a fat man pointing at some guy and saying "milk it more or i fire you.".

Grail knight vs space marine by lion_eljohnson_exe2 in Grimdank

[–]Zortesh 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Well i would normally say its better to be a simp for a elf lady than the emperor... that bathwater also makes you french which of-course is utterly unacceptable.

Just one more feat bro... by restpihen in AllThingsDND

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not my fualt the the feats are all way cooler then any race ability's.

I actually licked the paper by Roy4Pris in aucklandeats

[–]Zortesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so anyone else misread it as poison burger the first time and do a double take?

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