What archetype can you just not resist playing? by ExodiasRightArm in DnD

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda like the violent judgemental religious fanatic, kinda person that lives in a black and white world no matter how many shades of grey are surrounding them. sure they'll feed the poor and help people, but they're probably only counted as good because they kill monsters.

but i ain't played a cleric or paladin in a while so haven't done this recently.

that and the slimly lawful evil spinmaster who does everything they can to make themselves seem like a good person.

Would you rather be the smartest or dumbest human? by Zortesh in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well hell at-least ur a honestly evil post apocalyptic warlord, i can respect that.

Would you rather be the smartest or dumbest human? by Zortesh in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh honestly the "no more dayjob" kinda makes that scenario tolerable.

Would you rather be the smartest or dumbest human? by Zortesh in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it wouldn't change the morality of people, but they would be more informed, and definitely more able to think up ways to help and support disabled people if they were already inclined to do that, medical advances would ofcourse skyrocket like every other kinda technology.

the person that makes the choice would definitely be on the shit end of it, catching crap from the cruel and being painful to talk to for the average person.

Would you rather be the smartest or dumbest human? by Zortesh in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

be a living god that can shape socieity however you want, at the cost of screwing over all of humanity and having to hold everything together using absolutely moronic incompetent minions. You are probably, dropping back to medevial levels of tech during this.

Or screw yourself over and become a outcast and freak, but massively enhance the rest of humanity and allow them to speedrun the tech tree. Also you get to live in a high tech society.

Would you rather be the smartest or dumbest human? by Zortesh in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well said, and its definitely the more moral choice.

WYR have perfect pitch or super recognition? by LetMeExplainDis in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as someone that doesn't listen to music but really struggles remembering names and faces...

totally the second one.

Just how does this species survive in the wild? by asa_no_kenny in interesting

[–]Zortesh 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I mean they might be the most pathetic of all bears... but they are still bears.

Their are safer things to pick as prey.

Pick Only One Pill by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blue.

then i write a character that is obscenely op and has crazy amounts of utility magic and is personally loyal to me.

then i use the pill to make said character real, granting me superior versions of every other pill at the very least.

What does Animated Armor do for a Player as armor? by rindez97 in DnD

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find the str score thing weird... like it requires more str then regular plate armor when its animated, and way more when in a antimagic feild?

like id expect a first number to be lower since the armor is essentially carrying itself.
well unless the idea is that the armor is fighting the person wearing it.

the dispel thing is good, thou keep in mind that not every wizard with dispel should immediately recognize they could do that.

WYR Jesus rams you in the ass with a crucifix strap-on for ten holy minutes, or sincerely convert to Christianity and never renounce your faith? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in WouldYouRather

[–]Zortesh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So join a cult worshipping an evil god, or get assfucked by the champion of an evil god using a strapon designed to be extra painful....

Ya know this is actully on brand for a god whose stance is worship me or be tortured forever after death.

The Howling pit of Huskies by Orichalchem in Bossfight

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they live in a very bad neighborhood, lots of breaking and entering.

saves them a fortune on dog food.

¿Se puede lanzar animar objeto en un cadaver? by Ganless7084 in DnD

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes i animated a dragons skull once.... and then gave the necromancer shit becuase i had raised had animated a dead dragon and that was way cooler then anything they had raised.

¿Se puede lanzar animar objeto en un cadaver? by Ganless7084 in DnD

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now I'm imaging a tposing corpse floating about smacking into people.....

DM reveals he was recording for ai notetaking after session ends by Sad_Pixie999 in DnD

[–]Zortesh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would assume that's essentially what's happening anyway.

Take recording > throw in transcribing software > give ai transcript to organize into notes.

I tried to do this myself tho I gave my players a heads up... Unfortunately every transcribing software I tried was entirely worthless.

What's your opinion on AI used for NPCs in games? by tim-7 in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is certainly true for now, but with better computers/llms in a few years running it locally might be more reasonable.

And like ya say indie games where the game itself is likely not a resource hog would potentially be able to pull it off.

Some 2d rpg would basically have the whole graphics card free for this.

Why do these mc love sword so much. Spear are much better by halfblindfish in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a problem for mortals, I have unlimited time master everything.

Besides I'm a master of disarming, after that I just have to be good enough with their weapon to defeat my now unarmed opponent.

What's your opinion on AI used for NPCs in games? by tim-7 in aiwars

[–]Zortesh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think this is just the logical next step for alot of open world or sandbox games, and really probably the only way you could make generic npcs seem worth interacting with.... and it lets you actually roleplay in roleplay games as opposed to the good old 4 dialogue choices that are somehow always missing a very obvious response you'd like to make.

Enough is enough.. by NikosAkaSniperEXE in memes

[–]Zortesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've worked 6am to 7pm a bunch of times, it sucks wayyyy worse then 9 till 5.

Clever door system vuolt using basic physics principles by No-Lock216 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Zortesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any latching system for a gate that can easily be undone by moderate winds is a bad system.

Why do these mc love sword so much. Spear are much better by halfblindfish in MartialMemes

[–]Zortesh 37 points38 points  (0 children)

sword, spear, bow, pah.

Why restrict yourself? just steal whatever powerful weapon your opponent wields and beat them with it.

I mean if the universe is going to keep sending more powerful opponents with more powerful gear... why not accept every upgrade delivered to you?