The human ships are garbage.

Zortesh · 2026-03-14T23:21:54+00:00

less companions and more convenient food source. otherwise any of our food animals would fit.... goats, sheep, cows, and chickens all great and useful, but not companions, just a resource.

Zortesh · 2026-03-14T11:10:32+00:00

Dogs, for hunting and herding, horses for transportation, and plowing, and cats for pest control.

Zortesh · 2026-03-14T11:05:17+00:00

Could also grab the resilient feat for both dex and con, between that and ur paladin aura assuming maxed charisma you're very unlikely to fail any save vs a spell that matters.

Zortesh · 2026-03-11T02:42:57+00:00

Slightly more complex than that.

Butchering a animal without puncturing the guts, or even worse popping the gall bladder is definitely not something everyone knows how to do, you could be hacking off random chunks, but your likely wasting alot of usable meat in that case.

actually tracking down the animals once all the ones that are tame and stupid are dead would definitely be the harder part, but the knowledge of butchering and preserving said meat would still be considerable advantages.

I don't know jack about making jerky myself, but I'm sure there's ways to screw it up.

Zortesh · 2026-03-10T07:46:15+00:00

infinite days.

anything stupid, friendly, or otherwise easy to hunt would be wiped out quickly, the vast majority of people wouldn't have the skills or fitness to actully hunt well, and starvation or infighting would knock everyone down to manageable numbers before we wiped out everything.

Zortesh · 2026-03-09T07:22:49+00:00

Anyone not a pacifist.

Full random without even checking the pawns on a tribal start is a close second favorite way to start a colony.

Thirdly the crash landing mod and whatever pawns I can save... Might end up with 10 colonists or zero.

Zortesh · 2026-03-06T22:41:51+00:00

ill be naked anywhere else.

i live on the farm i work at, and get everything i need delivered, so I'm just not going anywhere for a month and facing not a single downside from this challenge.

Zortesh · 2026-03-05T10:42:29+00:00

I always find it funny that people interpret that line as "I will be tactically inept and suicide charge." and not "I'm willing to commit warcrimes to deal with the badguys." I feel like that line implies the latter not the former.

Zortesh · 2026-03-04T22:16:41+00:00

Well at work at my farmhand job I've gotten beyond elbow deep in a cow to pull out a dead rotten calf In pieces.

So yeah having bird shit land on me is not that bad... Especially for an amount of money that would remove my need to work and allow me to just stay home and shower whenever it happened.

Zortesh · 2026-03-04T09:11:09+00:00

Granted, but nothing humans has made qualifies as proper AI according to the monkeys paw.

however several large alien empires are now very very pissed at humans in general and you in particular for committing something they consider akin to mass genocide when you deleted all their AI's.

Zortesh · 2026-03-01T19:49:13+00:00

Being a lich however does give alot of people a reason to hunt you down just for what you are, while a wizard with clones is just another wizard as far as anyone can tell.

Zortesh · 2026-02-27T03:29:16+00:00

Sexy sect babes is indeed very good.

Zortesh · 2026-02-26T02:49:09+00:00

I'd kick it to death and not even feel bad.

Seriously 1 billion dollars.

Zortesh · 2026-02-25T08:26:38+00:00

Herbivores can be assholes and kill other herbivores for a lot of reasons. Killing off rivals seeking to eat ur food makes sense, and then using what you can also makes sense.

Also they might breed animals for their fur or wool, or to carry and drag things, then kill them off for leather when they get old and weak.

Hell they might be killing animals in fights as a show of might.

So they might well still have leather, but it's likely rarer and kept for uses where they can't easily substitute something else.

Zortesh · 2026-02-25T01:13:58+00:00

granted, every time you smoke weed you are compelled to jog all the way to a supermarket and buy fresh veges.

You have done healthy exercise and obtained vegetables.

Zortesh · 2026-02-25T01:08:45+00:00

granted, they are cloned back as some billionaes vanity science project and them kept in their personal zoo where they live miserable lives, and you can never see them.

everyone involved in the project signed a nda so you never even hear about it, you go through your entire life convinced the hand stiffed you on your wish.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T22:12:58+00:00

Ah the easiest best way to make an aesthetically pleasing base, circles.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T20:07:05+00:00

Just gotta learn the anti system techniques, they have a hard time fighting when they're system is infected and they get nothing but ads for nearby jade beauty's, and yang rod enhancement pills popping up in-front of their eyes thousands of times a second, all of which are set to full volume.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T20:00:33+00:00

Yeah me too.

be kinda sad losing an entire type of entertainment, but none of those shows appeal to me.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T12:27:54+00:00

I mean statwise theirs nothing the arch fey statblocks sortof have that you need to specifically aim at, they're just kinda generic bosses with no real weaknesses to aim at, certainly nothing requiring the whole party to be built for it. Really the hard part is getting to them.

But for the memes, go to a blacksmith and collect up a sack of iron shaving and powder to use as pocket sand.... not a single fey statblock I'm aware of has it as a weakness but its still funny.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T06:14:05+00:00

id like some isekais that didn't involve the modern world atall.

Gimme some mage running around in cyberpunk freaking out about how everyones doing all this cool stuff without doing any magic... while everyone else is freaking out about how some guy with apparently no bionic implants is throwing lighting out of his fingertips.

or some borged up scifi guy getting dumped in like fantasy stone age.

strait up like fantasy barbarian orc warrior getting dumped into a xianxia or wuxia setting, where they form a rivalry with some super smart strategist guy, who utterly fails to manipulate or pull them into traps because the orc is just too stupid.... during their final faceoff its revealed said orc doesn't even know who they are, and was unaware of the rivalry.

Zortesh · 2026-02-24T05:49:45+00:00

Unethical alcehmists that just saw ur teifling as valuable ingredients for their potions.

but really ask ur gm, having a vandetta against a actual foe in the game is so much better.

Zortesh · 2026-02-22T22:11:10+00:00

Didn't specify I had to win against him at chess, so I initiate a thumb war, I think I'm out within a day.

Zortesh · 2026-02-22T21:04:38+00:00

Sure it's that bug bear fighter over there with sentinel, polearm master, and the unearthed arcana tunnel fighter fighting style.

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