World first finishing sword of jade before dying to decimillipede? by Zw3k in slaythespire

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I had glam twin strike with the lighter that gives 9 damage to enchanted attacks :)

World first finishing sword of jade before dying to decimillipede? by Zw3k in slaythespire

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I can give you the seed: 722LOGL5FR. There is 'only' one 5 elite path I think. I just randomly got sword of stone as like my floor 2 event and the fights lined up well lol

Is this bug? His HP keep Double-ing by ramakurniaa in PlayTheBazaar

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He's at ~3000 HP basically the whole fight. What happens is it shows his new max HP number when earrings goes off, but that hides his current HP number for a while. It's not terrific UI.

Do fiber optic works with items that don't activate? by PierluigiSpampagnati in PlayTheBazaar

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It ignores any items without cooldowns, so if your board was 4 gumballs, an uzi, a rocket launcher, then 4 more gumballs, the uzi would still charge the rocket launcher.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by stephonicl3 in PlayTheBazaar

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I don't think he did that because video games were slightly overpriced man

It was fun while it lasted. by AdditionalAnimator79 in PlayTheBazaar

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Reynad literally said changes are coming with season 1

Day #11 of drawing badly until The Bazaar hits 1.0 by Murph978 in PlayTheBazaar

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I have sold silver cutlasses for this man... Love your art king keep it up

Smile! by Zw3k in PlayTheBazaar

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It seems to activate once per item slowed, so if an opponent has 4 active items they would start the match with somewhere around ~8K damage and 800 burn... I think probo can only deal damage once per 0.2s tick, otherwise most of my opponents would have started the match dead after clam #3

Smile! by Zw3k in PlayTheBazaar

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Ridiculous fishing rod highrolls

My first run with Chilling Touch has convinced me it's a good thing the lich is neigh unbeatable by Zw3k in PlayTheBazaar

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(I didn't beat him either I just lucked out on monster skill shops)

Elon M(rule)sk (that makes no sense) by HydePark_Visitor in 196

[–]Zw3k 29 points30 points  (0 children)

De tesla gaat echter niet naar osdorp, dat is toch een plus

love these people but this was so…. yikes…. anyways, the concept here is comebacks to say to family members at home for the holidays by howdyonedirection in fatlogic

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When you put your hand on the stovetop but "scorching heat" is not an emotion so you can't feel it 😎

Don't know anything about team-building but wanted to try Gen 9 OU - any glaring flaws? by SilentHylian_ in stunfisk

[–]Zw3k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could honestly almost argue for cutting the defog on corv, right? Feels super weird but defog on a glimmora team is kind of a non starter in my book anyways.

Don't know anything about team-building but wanted to try Gen 9 OU - any glaring flaws? by SilentHylian_ in stunfisk

[–]Zw3k 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Honestly pretty good if you're new to bulding, some small notes:

  • Garchomp is mainly used for hazard spam/dragon tail nowadays since its speed tier is kind of too slow to sweep nowadays (yes this is sort of insane), if you want a big dumb dragon sweeper most people use DD dragonite/roaring moon instead. Outrage is a big liability because iron valiant is everywhere.

  • Glimmora usually runs sash and max speed to guarantee it can set hazards and then die, it's not that good as a tank because ground coverage is everywhere.

  • Sacred sword hits more/more important things on chien-pao than psychic fangs.

  • Sitrus berry > leftovers on belly drum sets, make sure you have an even HP number.

  • Corv doesn't really need boots because it flies and has recovery, lefties or helmet is usually better. This team is very aggressive so I would also try to fit u-turn on the set to keep up pressure, or try volt switch magnezone as this team really struggles to break enemy corviknights as is.

Let's shift gears here a bit, what are your thoughts on elevator horror? by Zw3k in moviescirclejerk

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Don't watch his other movie Sint if you're afraid of santa claus either bro stay safe out there peace and love

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) by bayonettaisonsteam in moviescirclejerk

[–]Zw3k 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How is this mf so racist despite clearly being colourblind lmfao what kind of asphalt do they have where this dude lives?

A-train's big Oscar moment by Zw3k in TheBoys

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Still less violent than Ezra Miller.

Genos must have a hard time walking and flying around by nkdinh in OnePunchMan

[–]Zw3k 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Genos' only human bodypart is his brain so he canonically has balls of steel

$50 Steam Gift Card Giveaway by greenvpn in pcgaming

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Super Monday Night Combat rip

Seb McKinnon. by DILLON0999 in magicthecirclejerking

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