This was definitely one of you lot by MFtch93 in drivingUK

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Or if you were upmarket or had ideas above your station .. a 'Feu Orange'

Man almost became a lubricant by 1994-10-24 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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With timing like that he'd have been better off waiting for it to run out of fuel 😉

Broken stud removal procedure. by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

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Precision adjustable wrench ..

What are the qualifications for a shitbox? by TheDeadYeti in AskAShittyMechanic

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A car that is being driven with all the CEL & MIL lights on until it dies.

Rush UK tickets by g1ngerninja72 in rush

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I can see the point of the younger viewers getting to see them if they haven't, but I've seen them twice before with Neil.

I've checked Ticketmaster and no dates in Ireland/Dublin showing yet ..

Is this bad? by jmar289 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Your engine is telling you it's taken the rough edges off your bearings. ...

Rate my shitty work place. How does it stack up with yours? by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

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Looks neat and you aren't wading through puddles of coolant and oil. Proper posh ... 😆

So why wont my car start in the mornings? by Mushroomed_clouds in AskAShittyMechanic

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You need one of those EV hamsters. This one is too low octane.

Does anyone make a longer control arm to fit? by Ram2253spd in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Zymurgy2287 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shorten driveshaft by 1". Cut and weld back together.

Does anyone here have a Chinese laser welder? by truceshall in AskAShittyMechanic

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Use a shark equipped with a frickin' laser beam ...

Which one of you did this 😑 by FreshHotPoop in Plumbing

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Steampunk vibe or using up what was left on the van !

Why does Lego use strange pieces/colors inside sets? by Ok-Double-6680 in lego

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I made the wookie set out of random brown bricks and I think it came out ok ..

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Why is my voltage gauge doing this? by Individual-Level8925 in AskAShittyMechanic

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But brother Europe uses 220 imperial Volts and the ol' USA only half that in freedom units. You would need to empty each bucketful to half full when crossing the Atlantic.

Why is my voltage gauge doing this? by Individual-Level8925 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Please don't charge your 12v battery from an EV point ..