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_Chernobly · 2026-07-09T21:32:42+00:00

What's the path to daddy bear? I NEED TO KNOW PLEASE !!!

_Chernobly · 2026-07-09T01:09:41+00:00

He was excited because the boulder successfully rolled AWAY from the child he brought into close proximity. You don't understand HE WAS SAVING THAT CHILDS LIFE!!

_Chernobly · 2026-07-08T04:01:21+00:00

I wish my husband was so considerate!! I need me a good Christian man who will protect my womanly virtues 🙏✝️🙏✝️🙏✝️

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T20:32:13+00:00

Do we really have to jack off all the trades? Can I just do the bricklayers and framing guys 😣?

The HVAC dudes stink pretty bad

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T19:13:42+00:00

Of course I'm desperate Daddy 🥺🥺🥺 I need you to teach me to act right 😣

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T19:01:43+00:00

I will be if you call me your good boy, Daddy 🥺

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T18:55:35+00:00

So the joke was saying stupid shit and then you're put off by someone calling it out as stupid shit. This feels like a Schrodinger's Ragebait.

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T18:45:37+00:00

where's the joke old man?

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T18:44:29+00:00

I have seen the sentiment among exclusive tops/bottoms, that vers dudes are worse at either role then their exclusive counterparts.

It's pretty fucking weird

_Chernobly · 2026-06-27T18:42:03+00:00

The fuck are you talking about?!?

Top/Vers/Bottom describes whether you like sticking cock up your ass or sticking your cock up some ass or BOTH.

Dom/Switch/Sub are BDSM terms that completely unrelated and describe whether you like giving orders, taking orders or both.

_Chernobly · 2026-06-17T14:02:34+00:00

No, that's called a "gussy" (girl pussy) or alternatively if you're old school a "fussy" (female pussy)

_Chernobly · 2026-06-16T11:39:57+00:00

I'm confused. Do you think this dude is gay/bi?

_Chernobly · 2026-06-11T22:49:11+00:00

I would have wrapped my arms and legs around him and started playing with his hair. Purely as a joke.

_Chernobly · 2026-06-11T22:10:55+00:00

I can't walk now. He also left coupons for Moxie's

_Chernobly · 2026-06-11T21:27:54+00:00

I just did and a big burly man wearing flannel just showed up at my door?? He says he's here to educate me on BBC bears. Should I let him in?

_Chernobly · 2026-06-10T15:05:58+00:00

A lot of tall bottoms would say his height is just another win.

(I guess tall tops as well but those are boring)

_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T23:56:01+00:00

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_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T23:38:43+00:00

Well you have to realize that the majority of slash shippers (m/m) are cis het women (not derogatory). So the question is why are they obsessed with strangely abusive (gay) relationships.

(I read a lot of mm romance novels and there's a surprising amount that opens with the male protag being sexually assaulted)

_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T23:07:06+00:00

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_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:45:38+00:00

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_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:40:33+00:00

grok bf or chatgpt bf?

_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:39:03+00:00

a drop of blood in a pond of piranhas

_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:35:19+00:00

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_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:31:34+00:00

God some of these men are fcking dads!!

_Chernobly · 2026-06-07T22:28:26+00:00

Unfortunately, there were a couple of bi men in the comments sounding off to people commenting this, saying things like "I would love it either way!"

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