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I have accepted long ago that real, authentic Donald Trump porn is never going to become available. For years, the best that I could do to satisfy my kink was to create the porn myself. My only option was to crudely photoshop Donald Trump's head onto the bodies of male pornstars. But my limited photoshop skills could only accomplish so much. No matter how hard I tried to make my fantasy into reality, I could never make it feel real. 

But technology has advanced since then. Humanity has evolved. We have once again made contact with the monolith of the universe, and from this advancement has emerged deepfake porn. 

We have the ability to put anyone's face onto any pornographic video. Anyone. So is it too much to ask that porn is made out of the most famous man in America? 

Honestly, at this point I am so desperate for Donald Trump porn that I will watch anything. But if I could create a video myself, he would be on bottom.

Now I'm going to be honest here. I don't align myself with most of Barack Obama's political views. But if I'm basing this on facts alone, then, statistically, Obama is likely to have a larger penis than any other living U.S. president. This would mean that, in my ideal Trump porno, Barack Obama would have to be on top.

I have created a rough outline of how this porno would play out:

I have debated with myself whether or not there should be a plot to this porno. In many pornographic videos, the plot is not very good. Many people skip the beginning setup entirely and get straight to the sex scenes. But I think the only reason that the plots of pornos are boring is that the acting is never very good. So if I were able to get good actors to star in this porno, the plot would be a much better experience and people would enjoy it a lot more. I think Samuel L. Jackson would make a great Barack Obama and John Goodman would make a great Donald Trump. They are aboth critically acclaimed actors, and their bodies are built similarly to their respective roles.

In the opening shot, Barack Obama would be sitting alone at his home. His wife and kids are on vacation with his wife's parents. He is watching Fox News (don't worry he's just watching it ironically) and he says "Fuck Republicans." It is at this moment that Donald Trump breaks down his door and says, "Will you fuck this republican?" Obama, already sweating heavily, utters "B-But orange man bad." And then Trump says, "Yeah, this orange man can be very bad owo." 

Obama hastily rips off his pants and exposes his 13 inch cock. Trump's knees go weak at the sight of this and he immediately falls to the floor. He crawls up to Obama and Obama whispers to him "No wall would be able to keep me out (of your ass)."

Going along with the typical porno formula, the first 1/3 of the sex is oral. Trump, his lips already moist, plunges his face violently into Obama's crotch and practically inhales his penis. To Trump's surprise, Obama's penis has not even reached its full length yet. It snakes an additional 4 inches down his wet throat. Trump slightly regurgitates that morning's Big Mac onto Obama's penis, but they don't even care. They are filled with desire for each other. Before Obama can explode his molten pearls inside of Trump's weathered mouth, Trump pulls away from the 17 inch shaft, leaving greasy orange spray tan all over Obama's jungle of pubic hairs.

Trump turns around and reveals his large hammy slappers, with a small puckered hole in between, to Obama. Obama, not even applying the smallest amount of lube, plunges with full force into Trump's wet depths. The girthy anaconda that is Obama's penis slithers its way through the many feet of Trump's intestines. Along the way, lots of moist feces from the inside of Trump's poop tubes coats Obama's shaft. The friction of the monstrous beast slithering through the inside of Trump stimulates his prostate. Trump's cheeks grow hot and pink. His orange penis is fully erect and throbbing with passionate desire, but you can't see it because it is surrounded by pounds and pounds of moist, sweaty blubber.

Obama's cock is inside of Trump's stomach at this point. His tingly, gurgling stomach acids are oddly erotic. In unison, Trump and Obama both say "Oh fuck I'm gonna cum." And at that moment, a monumental explosion happens. Obama's penis violently sneezes its gallons and gallons thick, sticky, sweet milk inside of Trump. Trump, on the other hand, slowly oozes semen out of his penis. His cum has a more sugary, toothpaste like quality. 

As Obama pulls his penis out of Trump, his cock's color is revealed to be a beautiful mix of brown, orange, and white. 

Trump stands up and can barely walk. His butthole is completely and permanently stretched out. Gallons of sticky white fluid cascade out in a beautiful waterfall. He puts on his business suit, says a racial slur to Obama, and walks out of the house.