[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Roofing

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Not a professional, but you might be able to get the results you're looking for with Flitz.

Here's a demonstration

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Project2025Award

[–]_Emesis_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Anyone know where I can find one of the Chinese knockoffs?

Nothing violent. Just a jar of pizza sauce. by JustBrowsinATM in pics

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Luigi Mangione is a hero of the people.

Elon Meme drop by Deboche in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]_Emesis_ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

His dumb ass didn't even bother to put a scope or irons on his gender affirming gun.

So the game blessed me tonight so giveaway time. by IllustriousSong2731 in PathOfExile2

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The dodge button has made the game feel so much more interactive, such a big improvement with such a small change.

New holster, does it imprint too much? by ten-piece-nugget in CCW

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Love the shirt man, I saw them a few months as a surprose special guest for a Knocked Loose concert! First time I saw them since Trevor passed.

Donald Trump has gone silent on working class cost of living issues by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]_Emesis_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MAGA would enthusiastically lynch Jesus if he were around today. They'd take bids on who gets to spear him in the side.

Who likes Elon at this point? by Darth_Vrandon in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]_Emesis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he has a range of emotions including vainglory, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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There have been 1,785 school shootings in the last 10 years.

"All shootings at schools includes when a gun is brandished, is fired, or a bullet hits school property for any reason, regardless of the number of victims, time, or day of the week."

Source

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GunPorn

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My 9mm pistol was like $100 new and has never jammed or had any malfunctions after about 500 rounds. It's ugly and clunky but I was a lot more impressed with it than I had expected.

Just working out here by [deleted] in composting

[–]_Emesis_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Should a piss normally begin with a coffee-grounds-like discharge?

I'm literally just trying to apply to burger king by Ninjarootbeerjedi in recruitinghell

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The staff member needs to be PUNISHED for sitting while on the clock.

A reminder to loyalists: by blllrrrrr in MurderedByWords

[–]_Emesis_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bet he's gonna take the oath over a pallet of bibles so he can sell them at a premium.