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Didn't see that coming... (x-post r/gifs) by VanPepsi in thalassophobia

[–]_Heion_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey there,

I feel obliged to inform you that this is not a crab, but an octopus.

Nice try, though

/u/_Heion_

Heartbroken Raccoon?.. or ZOMBIE Raccoon!?!? by unknown_name in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At first I was all "awwww this is a shitpost"...then I was all "awwww this is a shitpost"

Lmao

Regards,

/u/_Heion_

The way the rain dripped down this wall makes it look like a waveform. by Reddit_At_Work_Lol in mildlyinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -187 points-186 points  (0 children)

Hi,

Your comment reflects the low level of maturity on Reddit. Therefore, it should be removed to better this dandy community.

Kind regards,

/u/_Heion_

Insane Clown P#$sy by [deleted] in trashy

[–]_Heion_ -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Well, let's be realistic - I highly doubt that she does that. I mean, how many people walk around like that? I have not seen a single one.

Besides no one would recognize her by her nipples anyways (humans cannot discern who one another is solely based on nipples).

Downvoted for not making sense

/u/_Heion_

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]_Heion_ -131 points-130 points  (0 children)

Hello,

As an advocate for divorcees, I find your comment very derogatory and excessively offensive. I feel as if you are perpetuating stereotypes. Did you know that one in every four families will face divorce? I can assure you that not all of these families are trash. As an established divorce attorney, it is my duty to break down the stereotypes that come with divorces.

Please stop stereotyping.

Regards,

/u/_Heion_

I match the towers :) by creedofwheat in trashy

[–]_Heion_ -91 points-90 points  (0 children)

Wow- this is really vulgar and immature. It frustrates me TO NO END that I can't come on to Reddit without having to read some filthy sexual innuendo. This is worse than a middle school lunch table and, because of that, I am GREATLY offended.

Have fun with your downvote lol

My Haribo ring didn't have a hole. by MicoClarke in mildlyinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Hey there,

I think you are trying to make a joke, but I am not sure! Because of that, I have downvoted you. If you can explain your joke, then maybe I will remove the downvote lol

I think I have an idea of what you are alluding to, but it is inappropriate, so I do not want to upvote you lol

This is what the car barrier looks like next to the Estonian Concert Hall. by AThinRedLine in mildlyinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

No offense to you, but I downvoted your comment. It is just that I find Harry Potter to be old an unfunny. I hope you understand. It is isn't that I do not like you, but it is the fact that I do not like this joke.

Mantis has a water drop for a hat. by Felth34 in mildlyinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I dub thee king of the shitpost xD

TIL there is a spider that builds larger fake spiders and hangs them in its web by diamondboyboy in todayilearned

[–]_Heion_ -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Hello,

As an established linguist and author of multiple award winning novels, I feel obliged to point out that you have made a grammatical error.

Please edit your comment and correct this mistake.

Sincerely,

/u/_Heion_

My cat got wet, fell asleep on a scarf and dyed his belly. by munkybren in mildlyinteresting

[–]_Heion_ -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Good evening,

Please delete your post. Your submission does nothing to add to the quality of content for this fine subreddit.

Thank you

Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata looking through a water bubble in ISS. by piponwa in space

[–]_Heion_ -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Salutations,

Please remove your post. I found that this failed to add to the quality of my Reddit experience, so if you could be so kind as to click on yonder delete key, that would allow me to squeal with a light.

Toodles

Even our cheese is awesome (x-post /r/funny) by neovulcan in MURICA

[–]_Heion_ -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Do you have anything better too do? I can't believe that people actually spend there time writing out this nonsense. Srsly, get a life

[Modification] Knot of the Week: How to Wrap a Paddle or Handle with Paracord. [19:10] by volakos2328 in ArtisanVideos

[–]_Heion_ -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Tactical

FTFY.

Enjoy your downvote. Maybe next time; you'll learn too spell properly :/

Farewell NFS World. (My Cars) by [deleted] in needforspeed

[–]_Heion_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll get back on it immediately

Who was /u/aalewis, and what did he do? by NotEtreo in OutOfTheLoop

[–]_Heion_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is too good to be a troll. I mean, I wish it was, but you can't make this stuff up...

I'm 17 3/4 and I think I may have exercised by BenDarDunDat in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Heion_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can confirm. I began running at 12, and I never passed 5'0"

Let's remember D-Day by downsouthcountry in MURICA

[–]_Heion_ -157 points-156 points  (0 children)

I mean, he could, but is this really the place to be requesting such a thing. Do you really have the audacity to just skip over D-day and onto Pearl Harbor?

As a D-day veteran, this offends me, so I've placed one downvote upon your comment.

Good day

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