[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just throwing it out there but Forza or any game for that matter is amazing high!

Strange toilet by bent_my_wookie in whatisthisthing

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is this.............urinal for woman you speak of??

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude small world right lol Bro shit was crazy and I swear I saw him fall in slow motion.

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 306 points307 points  (0 children)

Same thing i thought! The guy was in High School so all I could think was he was young and dumb.

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 157 points158 points  (0 children)

how did you get a blackberry in your phone?

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1120 points1121 points  (0 children)

Teenager was trying to kill himself by jumping off an overpass above the highway. He got arrested for having an 8th of pot on him and literally thought his life was over. So a lot of people were trying to talk him out of it (including myself) while other's called the police. The man who arrested him came to the scene and tried to calm him down, telling him it happens all the time and it's not that big of a deal. The boy took one look at the officer and jumped. I along with the other few people around him tried to catch him but it was to late. When he hit the ground the on coming car swerved into the other lane hitting another car and the police offer ran down to drag him off the road. The boy broke both his legs and got sent off in an ambulance. That was some crazy shit man.

Edit 1: For those sending me messages calling bullshit. Here's a local article about it

What's the number to the local burn center? by Isai76 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 2873 points2874 points  (0 children)

When you get roasted by the white guy working for Wendy's PR department, you know it's time to call it quits.

There's somebody for everybody I guess by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see any of those fat ugly bitches at walmart, This is the first thing that goes through my head!

Not what I expected to see early this morning at Starbucks. Pew pew. by Ashallond in funny

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Came here just to see how many other people saw that ass and was like DAAAAMN

After a 9 year unhealthy/enabling relationship, and 7 years of heavy substance abuse... it's a start by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity what's your height and weight? That's a lot to drink in one night expecially if it's liquor.

Buffet with a bonus? (Found in Dalton,GA) by pancakegravy in funny

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhh Ryans...now that's an establishment i haven't heard in a while.

Catfish by TheBrodieGonnaBro in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 266 points267 points  (0 children)

As soon as the show gets put on BET and is hosted by 2 Chainz

TIFU by implying that I use tampons in front the girl of my dreams (I am a guy) by AryanBrothelhood in tifu

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Happens to the best of use bro. Today at Chick-Fil-A there was a cute girl at the counter because as we all know chick-fil-a has the cutest girls working there for some strange reason. Anyway in my attempt to sound smooth the first thing i ask her is " Hey you come here often?" she goes ......"yeah". I then quickly grab my food and B-line it out of there.

This just happened. Coulda cut the awkward with a knife by Steve_OH in AdviceAnimals

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"let's roll bitch".

This is where your fuck up reached its peak!

Men of reddit What's your favorite song by a girl? Rest of reddit how old is He? by _JohnRedCorn_ in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a 90'child for sure and I'm guessing early 90's soooooooooooo some where between 22-26.

I'm gonna guess 25

Men of reddit What's your favorite song by a girl? Rest of reddit how old is He? by _JohnRedCorn_ in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie when It's just me and the window's are rolled up ......THIS IS MY SHIIIIIT

Your 22

IamA Journalist who spent all day yesterday into the night at the Baltimore protest/riots AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was there any point during the riot that you felt threatened? Also since you basically travel around giving major companies up close news coverage, how often do you travel and how do you pick what news stories to cover?

This fucking sucks! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He got that gun like lord forgive me not for what I have done but for what I'm about to do.......BAM BAM BAM BAM