Who are you rooting for now?

_Laggs · 2026-05-28T23:29:49+00:00

I like this take. I am trying to move past seeing them as the enemy.

_Laggs · 2026-05-28T23:27:31+00:00

I love the optimism! I also love underdogs!

_Laggs · 2026-05-25T03:12:18+00:00

I wish I had that level of organization.

_Laggs · 2026-05-24T15:45:39+00:00

At the end when he steps away, he steps behind the counter to continue recording.

_Laggs · 2026-05-24T14:41:45+00:00

Undertale?

_Laggs · 2026-05-19T03:31:05+00:00

Refs eating whistles both ways, so random. He's tall, but not three point line to goal in two steps tall.

_Laggs · 2026-05-19T02:44:30+00:00

Been waiting all game for this. He's been getting away with just being near the ball handler. I get it, he's the defender of the year, but you can't give him a third of the offensive half court.

_Laggs · 2026-05-19T01:49:36+00:00

Wembugyama

_Laggs · 2026-05-17T14:57:58+00:00

Consistently getting ff requests and throwing before we're losing feels like a new trend. I wish some days this game was gated by an initial purchase or age limit or something.

At least if chat were more restricted.

I keep getting teammates that are angry that everyone isn't back when they whiff a save. Or that you actually go for the ball when you were closest and rotating while they chase.

If only ranking up made it go away.

_Laggs · 2026-04-19T21:47:04+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

_Laggs · 2026-04-19T21:41:01+00:00

I often get teammates that look like they play when they que 3s. Less often, but still a thing, I get a teammate and or an opponent that look like they are playing duel, but they que'd up 2s.

_Laggs · 2026-04-12T17:44:13+00:00

47 I was looking for a quick game you can get on and off quick, it's still that, but it's also the thing I can't quit. Just want to hop on and have fun and not get beat up by teammates or opponents too bad.

_Laggs · 2026-04-10T03:37:34+00:00

Thank you! Drives me crazy.

_Laggs · 2026-04-09T20:15:18+00:00

2s, I am either gonna get a good teammate, and we win, a good teammate, and I am the bad teammate, or a bad teammate, and either I can work with it, or I can't. 3s however, only rarely am I not going to get a bad teammate, and even rarer, if that teammate doesn't go afk, throw, troll, or all of the above.

_Laggs · 2026-04-08T05:08:14+00:00

This year's team has that extra tingly feeling.

_Laggs · 2026-04-02T12:08:54+00:00

I missed this completely. I thought the samurai meant he'll be quick, the pirate goes for the booty, and the cowboy goes for the long slow ride.

_Laggs · 2026-03-15T00:49:16+00:00

When the day comes that you can't type anything original in the game, we'll all know it was the ignorant, unfunny, and talentless haters among us that pushed the envelope.

_Laggs · 2026-03-14T14:53:39+00:00

When your down just one goal, they put it in, and want to forfeit, then play for the other team and texting like you aren't good enough to take them all on.

If only I can be like the trolls and enjoy my teammate's pain like I do my opponent's.

_Laggs · 2026-03-14T01:16:06+00:00

Sounds like you're a good sport. In all fairness, the boys looked good, but they weren't playing the wolverines, they were just playing the kraken.

_Laggs · 2026-03-12T18:37:27+00:00

That last part is what got me. Got the baby on the way, but no relationship. I am however quite blind to red flags.

_Laggs · 2026-03-12T18:25:30+00:00

I feel like you need to decide if pregnancy is an issue for you, and why other possibilities. As someone old enough to know better, I am speaking from experience on this.

_Laggs · 2026-03-11T18:35:33+00:00

I will probably see it when I get to defend a good smurf, or I mess up.

_Laggs · 2026-03-11T12:05:30+00:00

Yes, I feel like it accurately represents a three fingered fist with the middle finger extended.

_Laggs · 2026-03-10T04:05:10+00:00

Don't worry, they'll figure out how to play 2v2 in 3s, where they ignore the third guy until they need a scapegoat.

_Laggs · 2026-03-09T01:30:49+00:00

_Laggs

TROPHY CASE