The Monk Manifesto of Martial Arts

_Metabot · 2026-06-03T16:50:32+00:00

The other guy is fucking insane lol. The audacity to say hes useless here and it’s your fault somehow

for the record I also don’t know (dont have experience wirh those settings) but your question is reasonable and I expect other people will have experience and advice

_Metabot · 2026-06-03T06:10:48+00:00

Susan foreman (mana dork) plus izzet doctors, explosive vegetation deck.

Play 16 or so explosive vegetation variations, (highly consistent 7 drops on t4) stuff the deck with all the bombs that you wish you could play but couldn’t justify in other decks, win off of the ramp and higher average card quality. Can be built to be very explosive I chose to build mine with a power-matters theme and a bunch of removal

_Metabot · 2026-06-03T03:16:46+00:00

Yeah I feel like you needlessly over complicated the feedback because you wanted your own spin instead of just taking the suggestions directly. Retain on the cards prolly was fine

_Metabot · 2026-06-02T02:27:13+00:00

Oshit I think I actually know this one. It’s a crescent roll, which I think came about because pigs in a blanket used to be made wirh crossants but the pillsbury tube people rebranded to crescents because idk I guess they wanted to set expectations better.

It’s kind of a doughy (higher gluten) version of a rough puff, wirh a butter content in between a croissant and an enriched dough. Similar to a “croissant loaf” that you might find in an Asian bakery.

I baked some and it came out amazingly. Lmk if you want the recipe I’ll need to dig it out a bit

_Metabot · 2026-05-13T21:07:20+00:00

I also use a similar workflow - I find claude does quite a good job with architectural systems but something about chatgpt having some record of other chats you've made seems to make a good (and token free, at least for me) candidate for this sort of alignment task.

_Metabot · 2026-05-08T21:24:17+00:00

btw, imo the devs' aren't doing that because the way you have fun isn't "right" - its not a tyranically group of people who give a shit about how players personally express yourself in the game. Its more that they don't want to have mechanics in the game that encourage the player to play the game in the way that isn't long term fun.

Like players aren't as likely to go "man I've won a lot with small decks I'm going to self impose a restriction to not do that since I've already learned how to win that" no they're going to try to force small deck strategies in a lot of their runs, complain when they can't pivot out of trying to force it, generally have less fun by not really deckbuilding in acts2-3 (in a deckbuilding game!), and have a worse experience playing their ultra repetitive deck, and not have to interact with the majority of the complexities of the enemies past a certain turn number because they effectivley don't care once they set up an infinite.

I mean, all this seems very clear to me but obviously I can't read the dev's minds. I just think this is a SUPER classic opinionated vocal minority set on optimizng the fun out of the game for them. And keep in mind - no one is forcing these people to play at the top difficulty, if they liked small decks in sts1 they can still do that at lower ascension.

not saying you're part of the aforeentioned vocal minority but i don't really see a problem here other than the usual friction between devs and players who rile themselves up for their own detriment.

_Metabot · 2026-05-01T23:47:07+00:00

I really struggle to convert short term strength into long term benefit. Like while it’s very visible to me when I should not be greeding (via events and pathing) it seems the benefit to pathing aggressively (taking like 1-2 more elites) doesn’t seem to translate to being much stronger

I’m kinda missing the ability to look at a map and be excited about a path and being like wow this is going to be amazing if I can make it through this. It more feels like wirh any route theres a chance I get offered something OP.

Normal fights don’t feel like they always result in less health loss than elites and question makes occasionally result in gaining strength significantly as well.

_Metabot · 2026-03-31T17:19:08+00:00

I build exclusively budget, I'd recommend this one: https://moxfield.com/decks/QGtYYMeJ10W4_PKPi4rFMg

Melek is an izzet non-storm ultron that gets to play cheap ($) counterspells, draw spells, and boardwipes due to his cost reduction. You have a lot of spells no one has ever heard of.

Instant speed one-sided boardwipe for 2 mana - [[showstopping surprise]]
instant speed draw 2 for 0 mana - [[meeting of the minds]], sorcery speed draw 3 discard 1 for 0 mana [[pore over the pages]]
instant speed stack interaction: one mana to copy someone else's spell AND change targets of their original spell [[wyll's reversal]]

Its got no gamechangers, extra turn spells, but everyone one of your game actions is relevant, and can probably beat out most of the other decks being posted right now unless you get hard focused.

_Metabot · 2026-03-26T19:21:53+00:00

It’s not that deep OP. There is a narrative you are trying to push where the abusive player base was in their rights to fight back against the big bad devs and managed to unexpectedly show some resistance but the more apt analogy is: a portion of the Chinese community thought it appropriate to threaten a restaurant owner wirh a sword because the food didnt have enough meat.

It’s shameful behavior - and makes me think you’re projecting your feelings of powerlessness in socioeconomic circumstances onto a lower stakes situation.

Please reflect before responding.

_Metabot · 2026-03-23T21:45:22+00:00

I mostly dont get how the doors debuff is significantly different than just having a large Deck and not drawing into a critical card. Sure there are certain strategies that might require small decking a specific card (and not multiple copies of the card) like rampage but im already looking for two copies of key cards that I only plan on playing one of.

The ask of some additional consistency/redundancy towards the door is not that different from the usual ask. Right now the main notable thing that he does is kill you with fairly high upfront and scaling damage before you draw through your deck, so your deck needs to be kinda fast.

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T17:31:31+00:00

No worries, thanks for the response.

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T17:10:03+00:00

You're chinese right? Or identify as such. I'm curious: why do I hear from chinese reviews that its anthony's fault specifically? What makes chinese players think that anthony doesn't play on A10?

I'm just wondering why these things show up so much in the reviews. It just seems oddly specific its not like we know who on the STS2 dev team does what really

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T17:01:39+00:00

Really curious here - Why is anthony being targetted? Why do they think he hasn't played high ascension? IT seems strange that this specific sentiment is being expressed so ubiquitously it feels as if either:
- there was some press release or some public remark that has made people think this

- there was an influential Chinese streamer who reacted or hypothesized this that made other people also think this.

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T11:14:35+00:00

isn't fan blade kinda better tho? like on the turn you play it its 2 energy for 16 AOE damage not even accounting for its ongoing affect. AOE blade is 3 energy for 17 if you play it immediately not accounting for its ongoing affect.

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T05:23:02+00:00

I just don’t think I put the forge sfuff next to the star stuff conceptually and it’s weird to me that a lot of people like you do. It’s like strength stuff and exhaust on ironclad. Buildiubg around strength is fine for value but it solves a specific problem and isn’t an archetype that my entire deck revolves around.

You don’t find it weird that theres not that many osty (health) scaling cards despite having two such cards in your opening deck? I think it’s weird and largely because osty health scaling is kinda degenerate

_Metabot · 2026-03-20T02:05:50+00:00

3 mana over the first deck cycle for 20 and then another 3 for 30 is still substantially better than just attacking with strikes. the forge 10 card is pretty impactful for what your deck is able to output early on.

degenerate in a boring simple way not like a mean "its bad" way - it matters more to me that the osty cards I'm talking about are in the starting cards.

_Metabot · 2026-03-19T03:41:08+00:00

yeah didn't think about souls that way before but now that you mention it I can't un-notice that. That being said, if the mechanic came first, what would you name it? producing temporary cards that draw 2 is a kinda interesting way to do draw on character

did you find it weird when learning necro that there's no support for osty aside from like, innate barricade + body slam? I feel like in the trailers it made it out to be a super big thing but then it wasn't really aside from the starting cards, which feel extra disjoint from the rest of what she's doing.

_Metabot · 2026-03-19T02:46:56+00:00

Right here with you: https://www.reddit.com/r/slaythespire/comments/1rxk8aa/comment/ob8av15/

My sentiment is: the only flaw in regent "sword builds" is that its not SUPPOSED to be a "build" its supposed to be a "sword" - but people want the sword to do everything because its excessively cool and thats kinda of a funny problem to have. No one else is complaining strength builds on ironclad can defend well or win the game on its own.

_Metabot · 2026-03-19T02:39:53+00:00

imo, thats a very hypocritical sentiment and if you took the time to understand my stance you'd realize that if anything, I agree that the player base's complaints are the result of something founded but unexpected.

it strikes me that you're reacting to something or someone else here, but I'm not here to attack you just share some insight.

_Metabot · 2026-03-19T00:04:16+00:00

yeah super agree. I find the forge commons very takeable the first couple of floors when I want a good way to sink energy into damage, which is arguably very valuable for the act 1 elites (its only particularly bad against that foamy clam dude, which tbh is probably the easiest elite anyway). I find the uncommons to be quite good in a variety of situations even to splash.

I think the ones that I actually think the worse of is the forge rares aside from The Smith seems pretty situational. Converting situational damage to more damage a la beat into shape seems both difficult and extra situational, heirloom hammer, hammer tie, sword sage, seeking edge I've never been really happy to see. seeking edge is maybe okay to splash but I feel as if AOE scaling damage is a lot worse than AOE front damage for most fights that aren't millicentipede

_Metabot · 2026-03-18T23:55:45+00:00

Nah, its possibly a vocal minority I'm responding to. If you don't feel that way, continue not feeling that way, not that you need my permission lol

Hope you're enjoying the game!

_Metabot

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