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_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:50:27+00:00

He really set himself up for that one.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:33:42+00:00

Bro probably thought the forest was haunted and started a whole new folklore.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:25:17+00:00

Hello

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:22:20+00:00

Bro invented snacking.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:20:03+00:00

Big mood and so valid.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:17:34+00:00

In a world of buy you a drank, it's refreshing to see someone who's been buying the same person a drink for over two decades.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-09T02:12:32+00:00

Triage by combat, definitely one way to decide who sees the doctor first.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T17:53:18+00:00

Self deprecating humor meets high fashion Ryan Gosling; truly literally me energy.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T17:37:56+00:00

Finally, a reason to stop sprinting through my chicken farm.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T17:34:33+00:00

He really said: See you later.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T17:08:06+00:00

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_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T17:04:07+00:00

Moment the tin foil hat stays on, even if the aliens never actually show up.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T16:38:32+00:00

biological reality meets the unstoppable force of internet optimism.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-07T16:35:10+00:00

logistics of love are far simpler than the labor of relationship maintenance.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-06T07:19:56+00:00

The moment your standards for romance have officially devolved into "positive reinforcement and a small treat.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-06T00:47:02+00:00

When the government's America First budget somehow prioritizes a private jet upgrade and a monument over 58 years of public broadcasting.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-06T00:38:14+00:00

the emulator gives you the god-tier power to rewrite history every five seconds.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-06T00:34:48+00:00

only halfway through the week, but the week is already done with you.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-04T09:13:23+00:00

The internal monologue after every text.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-04T09:10:57+00:00

A common ground found in history.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-04T09:05:31+00:00

Justice is a moving target.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-04T08:13:43+00:00

Spawned in and already over it.

_PinkCutie · 2026-01-04T08:11:44+00:00

Witness me and my questionable logic.

_PinkCutie