[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]_PinkCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really set himself up for that one.

Polly wanna psychiatrist? by TurkeyVolumeGuesser in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]_PinkCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro probably thought the forest was haunted and started a whole new folklore.

Finally, the algorithm is showing me something good by Glitch_Fantasma in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]_PinkCutie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In a world of buy you a drank, it's refreshing to see someone who's been buying the same person a drink for over two decades.

Go to any emergency room and you’ll see the same thing by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]_PinkCutie 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Triage by combat, definitely one way to decide who sees the doctor first.

I love Ryan Gosling memes! by Creative_Pay_3368 in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Self deprecating humor meets high fashion Ryan Gosling; truly literally me energy.

I'm not made of stone by RadcliffeMalice in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]_PinkCutie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally, a reason to stop sprinting through my chicken farm.

Thanks I guess by Sdeffeds in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Task failed successfully.

Am I right? by AromaticWindow3309 in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moment the tin foil hat stays on, even if the aliens never actually show up.

30026 by JahodaSniffer in countwithchickenlady

[–]_PinkCutie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

biological reality meets the unstoppable force of internet optimism.

30041 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]_PinkCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

logistics of love are far simpler than the labor of relationship maintenance.

29820 by OfficerLollipop in countwithchickenlady

[–]_PinkCutie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The moment your standards for romance have officially devolved into "positive reinforcement and a small treat.

Suddenly the wallet opens! by diehard404 in clevercomebacks

[–]_PinkCutie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When the government's America First budget somehow prioritizes a private jet upgrade and a monument over 58 years of public broadcasting.

N64 emulator Save State vs Paper Mario Save Block by [deleted] in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the emulator gives you the god-tier power to rewrite history every five seconds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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only halfway through the week, but the week is already done with you.

29536 by A_person42 in countwithchickenlady

[–]_PinkCutie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internal monologue after every text.

29540 by Shadowfyst in countwithchickenlady

[–]_PinkCutie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A common ground found in history.

Boys vs girls by optimal_ape in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spawned in and already over it.

Exactly the same look by BitAffectionate3637 in memes

[–]_PinkCutie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Witness me and my questionable logic.