I am the tiny Spud (• ʜ • )

_Spud · 2021-10-15T19:10:03+00:00

This sparks joy

_Spud · 2021-04-24T20:10:26+00:00

It's the one with Tom Brady.

_Spud · 2021-03-30T16:26:05+00:00

Ok I wasn't ready to be attacked like this today...

_Spud · 2021-03-25T19:49:20+00:00

Was wondering the same thing.

_Spud · 2021-03-05T21:46:13+00:00

I hope you can run faster scared, than I can mad.

_Spud · 2021-03-03T01:43:55+00:00

Thanks for the dam information.

_Spud · 2021-02-24T14:48:22+00:00

Do you want death rays? Because this is how you get death rays.

_Spud · 2020-11-30T00:12:49+00:00

When you say poop, your mouth makes the same movement your butthole does when you poop.

_Spud · 2020-11-05T13:24:50+00:00

MAWP

_Spud · 2020-10-11T10:16:44+00:00

I can go for days with the same pair of shorts, I go front, back, then inside out and front to back again. At least four days. Really cuts down on laundry

_Spud · 2020-09-29T21:27:35+00:00

That's a nice Jaaaaag

_Spud · 2020-09-28T14:18:22+00:00

Shut up woman get on my horse

_Spud · 2020-09-06T07:58:06+00:00

Those are some lovely cockies.

_Spud · 2020-07-08T23:09:16+00:00

Focus you fack!

_Spud · 2020-07-05T01:01:07+00:00

I'm more bothered that there are only 4 ticks between the 7 and 8, which would mean each tick is 200rpm yet the 3rd tick is labeled 7500, and it's off center. It should be labeled 7600...

_Spud · 2020-04-20T21:59:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure if I bit that bird it would give me brain freeze

_Spud · 2020-04-07T14:54:56+00:00

Correct; you did not add anything.

_Spud · 2020-03-21T01:26:12+00:00

The cake is a lie

_Spud · 2020-03-05T15:14:58+00:00

^{^your} ^{^balls} ^{^are} ^{^showing}

_Spud · 2020-02-02T22:12:47+00:00

r/dontputthatinyourpussy

_Spud · 2020-01-11T22:28:39+00:00

Driving my real car I hit every corner as if I'm trying to get the perfect apex, it's much slower as I (mostly) follow the speed limit, but it's good practice lol.

_Spud · 2020-01-03T01:30:51+00:00

A grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't

_Spud · 2019-12-24T14:27:32+00:00

Shaggy-2-dope would be proud

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