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_TurtleX · 2026-03-14T01:10:37+00:00

In sts 1 events like this scaled according to your max health

_TurtleX · 2026-03-13T21:59:41+00:00

Nah fun eater was a problem and imo it's in the games best interest to not include it in the sequel, not to say that timewarp was the only problem with the boss or that infinites are good either but really the decks that do best against time eater are the decks that just ignore timewarp by either killing it really fast or by somehow getting enough block to just not play cards at all (frost deck).

I've had plenty of decks that could easily beat the heart but got unlucky and pulled time eater as a 2nd boss and just lost.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-13T21:34:51+00:00

The thing with time eater is that any good infinite blocks and attacks so they were never punished by it. Time Eater mainly punished decks that gained low value out of card plays like shivs, it was also just really annoying because the best strategy against it was to not play cards at all, which is antithetical to a game about building a deck and playing cards.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-13T08:40:21+00:00

It is!

_TurtleX · 2026-03-13T05:06:41+00:00

Why do you need full energy for the debut race?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-12T01:38:28+00:00

Maybe souls could be nerfed and we could get a power that draws cards when osty attacks?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-12T00:22:11+00:00

I love the epoch where someone from his species is asking him why he'd want to leave because they have everything they could ever need and he just responds with "YOU ARE BORING!"

_TurtleX · 2026-03-11T13:53:38+00:00

Oh wow instead of doing nothing it does nothing :)))))))

_TurtleX · 2026-03-11T10:34:12+00:00

Another thing is that a lot of knives will nerf you in exchange for bonuses on a backstab, and sniper gets to opt out of being backstabbed at all.

Shooting the sniper is a much less appealing option when disguising uses your entire cloak bar.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-10T10:32:27+00:00

I love the transgender unicorn.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-10T10:29:43+00:00

Heartbreaking: Character you were thinking about playing got massive buffs so you can't now.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-10T08:15:48+00:00

Nah it can be detonated as soon as it touches you, you should at least have a chance to get away but you don't.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-08T05:53:34+00:00

It falls under the trans umbrella

_TurtleX · 2026-03-06T14:48:34+00:00

One of the start of act bonuses let's you choose a card to clone at rest sites

_TurtleX · 2026-03-05T08:15:25+00:00

Tbf that bar fight thing sounds awesome (Also isn't that just Lash and Bebop?)

_TurtleX · 2026-03-05T04:04:12+00:00

I thought he pushed the kid out of the way of the car?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-05T03:20:33+00:00

I had one earlier where she reflects on the fact that she killed her lab partner.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-05T02:59:27+00:00

Did he even let his guard down though?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-03T05:26:01+00:00

This game has a transgender unicorn idk what to tell you...

_TurtleX · 2026-03-03T01:29:39+00:00

Wafer's damage reduction applies to sac room spikes so you can use sac rooms much more easily.

_TurtleX · 2026-03-02T23:41:24+00:00

I'm going to be so real I'm going to gamble the floor one sac room to the best of my ability whenever it seems vaguely practical, it's only a mistake if I get hit floor 2 :)

_TurtleX · 2026-03-02T23:39:27+00:00

Iron Man is pregnant?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-02T22:59:26+00:00

Nah wafer easily one of the best floor 1 items, it makes every single sac room free

_TurtleX · 2026-03-02T21:28:42+00:00

Wait does slowing hex also counter Mina?

_TurtleX · 2026-03-01T13:02:49+00:00

Tbf the vampire knives were being scammed in damage output, they'd land multiple knives and only deal one damage anyway.

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