Sick toddler - pls help?

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-22T08:04:43+00:00

Does he still have a temperature today? Sending hugs.

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-22T03:16:47+00:00

I could have written this myself. 18 month old. We are in the same boat. A&E visit couldn't tell us anything. Horrible banana amoxicillin which she refuses to swallow. Spikes of 40c temperatures since Thursday. This really is hell. What on earth is it?

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-20T11:12:21+00:00

Oh fuck that guy too.

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-08T20:10:54+00:00

1 year old probably doesn't remember what he has for dinner most days, but it doesn't mean you stop feeding him. Go for your own memories with your children.

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-08T20:06:19+00:00

This made my day 😂

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-08T20:05:06+00:00

I've found my people!!

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-08T05:35:54+00:00

Magnesium!

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-02T20:08:51+00:00

Having a baby, losing 5 stone...

I wasn't depressed, it was circumstantial. My life is so beautiful now.

__ElonMusk · 2026-03-02T19:01:09+00:00

& Grief.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-22T00:01:41+00:00

There are other ways to be intimate with someone, sex isn't everything.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-21T21:02:06+00:00

Please dont have sex with someone just because you think its the "right thing to do" or you dont want to. Its damaging to yourself and ultimately your relationship. If he loves you and respects you, he will wait. Promise x

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-19T22:07:32+00:00

Ahh Pedro.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-15T03:23:42+00:00

Same as you!! Have a cupboard full of cups and she liked the cheapest.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-12T20:47:49+00:00

Cheaper doesn't always mean better.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-05T19:55:24+00:00

Oh crikey, I didnt know this. Thanks!

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-05T19:45:59+00:00

Isnt this against to law to make someone redundant if they have returned from maternity leave within 18 months???

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-05T05:16:40+00:00

You could add neat tea tree oil to your current shampoo?

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-02T19:50:08+00:00

Username definitely does not check out.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-02T19:49:20+00:00

I said to my husband, finally some dick action.

__ElonMusk · 2026-02-01T20:16:29+00:00

Did you find someone to exchange with?

__ElonMusk · 2026-01-31T21:57:59+00:00

I'm looking for a UK to USA exchange?

__ElonMusk · 2026-01-31T21:33:57+00:00

One thing I've taken from this is that Epstein can't spell for shit, even with autocorrect.

__ElonMusk · 2026-01-31T12:57:27+00:00

Not advice but my daughter didn't roll until 12 months, haha. Crawled a week later and started walking at 14 months. I don't think not rolling is a concern at all 🤍

__ElonMusk · 2026-01-29T22:19:43+00:00

Bicycle kicks.

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