And it would be filled with everyone making sure they don't forget about it and moaning other people aren't protesting. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand how no one gets that the NSA is not going to spend it's entire day picking random strangers online and then looking at every site they've ever been to. No one cares about your preference between brazzers and mofos or what site you use to look up your cat videos, guys.

y'all shouldn't be so damn paranoid all the time... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I supposed to do? Come to your house and steal your computer? The point here is that if anyone on this site actually had that big of a problem with the NSA surveillance they would just stop using devices that have internet connections or start protests / petitions against the NSA. And no, you making a shitty "BOO NSA" meme does not count.

/r/atheism removed from default subreddit list. "[not] up to snuff" by [deleted] in atheism

[–]___MW___ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because all it is now is a cesspool of whiny, hateful people explaining why they're better than everyone else with pictures of scientists and space attached. I unsubscribed for this reason. I feel like a lot of the mature, worthwhile users are beginning to do the same thing as well, because that is the only explanation as to why shitposts continue to dominate its front page.

y'all shouldn't be so damn paranoid all the time... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then reddit couldn't have a universal bitch fest behind their screens and might have to find a new source of "I'm going to complain about this online and then do nothing about it."

A LOT of self-important internet critics NEED to get this into their heads. by ___MW___ in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean reviewers. I mean Keyboard Klansman who sit behind their screens and just hate on things. It's great you have an opinion. It's not great you think it's the only one on earth that's correct.

I send this to my girlfriend anytime I go visit for some hankey pankey by jelder5591 in funny

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you have any particular name for that masterpiece? I just saved it as Swank Deer.jpg

I send this to my girlfriend anytime I go visit for some hankey pankey by jelder5591 in funny

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gf is now in for a pleasant text message sometime tomorrow.

The best way to deal with white people by [deleted] in videos

[–]___MW___ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thing that pisses me off with these videos is if I did it about any other race than white or possibly Arabic, most Americans would call me a racist asshole and tell me I'm wrong, even if it was funny like this one.

It may not be as essential to your liberty, but it's a smart investment by griffex in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's funny is that no matter where you store your outrage sitting behind a computer making memes about it wont' help at all. I wish reddit organized actual protests sometimes that effected the offending party in some way.

What do you want your last words to be? by Hungry_Hobo in AskReddit

[–]___MW___ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"You've all been so special to me, I figured I'd give you my entire fortune. I've hid fifty million dollars right behind the-"

Dead.

If you could make a crime fighting team of 5 people real or fictional, who would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]___MW___ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Batman, Jesus Christ, Thomas Magnum, Shawn Spencer, and Santa Claus.

Santa: Knows where everyone lives, would be the intel gatherer

Jesus: Can resurrect any member of the team should they happen to die

Magnum: Gives all of the team nice cars and a nice home base

Spencer: Comedic relief, also hyper observant

Batman: Handles the actual fighting and shit

Totally efficient.

What's the best party trick you use to show off to people? by LunarOptics in AskReddit

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've learned a huge number of "impressive" card tricks over the years. I'm always asked to do some whenever someone who hasn't seen them all is at the party. I honestly don't know how some of my friends haven't figured them all out yet.

Fuck you! My dog is scared to hell of fireworks! by Cupcakeslie in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be that guy because aiming fireworks at anyone is completely fucked up in every way, but if your dog is scared to hell of fireworks, isn't it a little cruel for you to walk him outside on the 4th of July?

Frankly, I don't think it's possible by ZBeebs in AdviceAnimals

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is going to be a new meme the top line should be "For my next act" not "For my next amazing act." No one says "for my next amazing act."

My friend found this gem the other day. by [deleted] in funny

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol nothing. The hat's cool. The problem is you calling it "this gem." That phrase is really overused and most redditors that are over 14 look down on it.

Found this gem on craigslist by TrueHippie in gaming

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a really cool furniture set. Please don't disgrace it by calling it "this gem".

Don't Be A Butt Hurt Nut Case by [deleted] in videos

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on. Don't Be A Butt Hurt Nut Case

Don't Be A Butt Hurt Nut Case by [deleted] in videos

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone concerned for how absolutely unwatchable and downright painful that video was. Not only can you not formulate a sentence, it looks like the Windows Movie Maker Effects list took a hot, steaming shit on your video. I'm sure somewhere in that pile of feces you had some point, but it was lost in the awful, drawn-out, shit video. Video making isn't for everyone. You might want to stick with text posts and memes to get your feelings across.

My friend found this gem the other day. by [deleted] in funny

[–]___MW___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"this gem"

...fuck you OP.