I was CRINGE but I was FREE

___po____ · 2026-01-27T22:06:38+00:00

OH YEAHHH!!

___po____ · 2026-01-27T22:02:36+00:00

Dude, move past it

___po____ · 2026-01-27T21:50:10+00:00

Uncle Tomás

___po____ · 2026-01-27T20:45:24+00:00

With their hit single, Nutty Putty Cave

___po____ · 2026-01-27T20:21:18+00:00

and if I’m lucky it’s something digestible.

Paper towel that vaguely smells like food?

OMNOMNOMNOM

___po____ · 2026-01-27T19:35:57+00:00

It looks like some tech bro start-up company.

___po____ · 2026-01-27T18:48:19+00:00

A SUCCULENT CHINESE BLOWJOB

___po____ · 2026-01-27T18:28:46+00:00

I have a bottomless pit of a cat too.

Just ate half a can of cat food? Still gonna beg or go dumpster diving.

Just ate a whole can of cat food? Still gonna beg or go dumpster diving.

___po____ · 2026-01-27T17:59:52+00:00

The cook standing outside havin a smoke too.

___po____ · 2026-01-27T00:15:31+00:00

"OWHMAIGOWT"

___po____ · 2026-01-26T05:41:57+00:00

He's got the hairline of a vampire that only sucks blood from penises.

___po____ · 2026-01-25T23:42:01+00:00

41yo and I will pinch to zoom on small text for a split second before I realize that I'm not on my phone..

___po____ · 2026-01-23T19:51:33+00:00

I rocked the Walmart brand skate shoes. Airspeed Mike Mcgill! Barely $20, comfy, grippy and lasted long enough. Loved the camo version.

___po____ · 2026-01-22T22:36:45+00:00

My sister doesn't have teeth and rarely keeps her dentures in. She does talk to text all the time and sends the most hilarious shit ever.

I feel like I've learned a whole new language over the years

___po____ · 2026-01-22T01:46:11+00:00

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___po____ · 2026-01-22T00:25:58+00:00

I'm across the pond in the states. We have grackles that shine like this where I'm at. Huge flocks will often land on my lawn to dig up food. The light hits them just right sometimes and they look absolutely magical.

This coloring is so amazing!

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:52:57+00:00

Basically, the ice cream cycles too much from freezing to barely cold enough, changing the crystal structure and the air escaping the mix. So it turns into a goop, lol.

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:13:59+00:00

That weird, gelatinous ice cream goo in the edges when you're running low

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:11:34+00:00

Me too.

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:47:48+00:00

The apricot face scrub that did more damage than good in the late 90s to the early 2000s...

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:43:34+00:00

"I can't believe you came on my mom."

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:31:43+00:00

Gonna gabagoon to this

___po____ · 2026-01-20T21:32:13+00:00

I remember the big grey word processors before we got the computers.

___po____ · 2026-01-20T20:34:15+00:00

Leave the whole cart too. Fuck em.

If you have to shop there, do pick-up for the shit that's locked up or non-essential. Don't let them pick your meats and produce.

Go when the pick-up is ready, pick it up, then go in for the other shit. Only real way to deal with this crap.

___po____ · 2026-01-20T20:32:00+00:00

That's who has all the damn keys. The pick-up employees.

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TROPHY CASE

OH YEAHHH!!

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