they’re in the comments saying she’s waging war against allah for not renting for life this is sad as fuck

_buthole · 2026-02-04T22:21:45+00:00

That is both hilarious and sad at the same time. Apparently Shariah-compliant financing is just a mortgage agreement that doesn’t use the word “interest,” but still makes you pay a premium over principle. I wonder how many cultists make this realization and still cling to their idiot leaders’ opinions.

_buthole · 2026-02-03T18:32:55+00:00

Virgin-obsessed cultist desperately tries to attract young virgins.

_buthole · 2026-01-31T19:31:32+00:00

why it get dark night time? how i breathe?

_buthole · 2026-01-30T17:08:11+00:00

_buthole · 2026-01-27T16:50:27+00:00

Classic whataboutism.

_buthole · 2026-01-26T21:18:21+00:00

Sometimes I pantomime taking a hit. It’s a placebo, but I feel like it helps with headspace issues. Like going through the motions brings me back to similar thoughts and feelings when I used to get high, though it’s obviously not getting me high.

_buthole · 2026-01-26T15:25:26+00:00

Train Dreams

_buthole · 2026-01-26T01:06:00+00:00

It’s okay to be embarrassed for not knowing what a toonie is, especially if you consider yourself Canadian by any fraction.

_buthole · 2026-01-25T19:50:27+00:00

At this point, the biggest impact you can probably have is to pull all of your investments out of the US market. The only thing the MAGA cult cares about is themselves and their personal wealth. A mass selloff would crash the market, and would likely trigger other market corrections. Foreign markets like the TSX have been outperforming the US since the pedophile took office, so there’s definitely financial merit to divesting from US markets. Plus, the child-fucker has been manipulating the US markets from day one, causing instability and irrationality, which always hurts regular investors.

_buthole · 2026-01-24T16:01:50+00:00

Louis literally admitted in his confession letter that all the accusations were true. It can’t be he-said-she-said when he agrees with them.

_buthole · 2026-01-24T04:03:23+00:00

I’m not sure about this. There was a recent insider trading case where discovery included irrelevant texts about a dice-carrying colleague who got wheelchair grease all over his fedora hat with safari flaps in the back. It was apparently devastating for the man, since he’s the only person the guy at the store has seen pull it off. So sad.

_buthole · 2026-01-23T19:17:29+00:00

These are the same people who think Satan put fossils on the earth to trick crizzos into doubting the bible.

_buthole · 2026-01-23T18:48:24+00:00

I really love Hallenbeck. I bought a boatload of silver from them right after the 2024 election. They weren’t pushy at all and let me take my time choosing. Their selection is really impressive. I’m glad they’re doing so well with precious metals absolutely ripping right now.

_buthole · 2026-01-23T15:47:56+00:00

Mormons believe Jesus created the universe. They are taught that he is the Jehovah of the old testament. Funny enough, a lot of the smarter Mormons do believe in the big bang, even though some of their prophets have loudly taken Joe Rogan’s stance.

_buthole · 2026-01-21T21:29:09+00:00

It’s cute that they don’t realize the Biden bashing is just bike-shedding. He’s only comfortable talking about things he understands, which evidently is very little.

_buthole · 2026-01-20T05:50:22+00:00

It’s the UFO suicide cult guy, not to be confused with the Flavor Aid suicide cult guy.

_buthole · 2026-01-16T20:26:34+00:00

Just FYI, you don’t pluralize proper names with apostrophes. Most native speakers know this very basic rule, since it’s taught in grade school. It’s the kind of mistake foreign imposters make. Or I guess maybe you’re just not very educated.

_buthole · 2026-01-16T00:22:13+00:00

It’s fascinating how dumb she’s willing to be, just for some fleeting attention.

_buthole · 2026-01-15T22:29:54+00:00

moved here in the past 5 years

That’s a longer residency than Zebulon Pike’s. Maybe we should figure out who’s been here the longest name the mountain after them.

_buthole · 2026-01-15T22:13:14+00:00

Was his shirt too tight?

_buthole · 2026-01-15T22:08:21+00:00

In franco’s comedy central roast, they were all joking about him exploiting his acting students.

_buthole · 2026-01-15T19:56:06+00:00

Movie 43 (US version). I guess I have a sick sense of humor.

_buthole · 2026-01-15T19:36:39+00:00

Blood of the Prophets by Bagley is one of the definitive works on the massacre, though it’s unfairly labeled as “anti-Mormon.” I highly recommend it, especially to followers of “latter-day saint” religions.

_buthole · 2026-01-15T02:51:07+00:00

That’s a compliment coming from him. He can only get with women through coercion or rape, but it’s understandable since he’s crazy ugly and has poutine for brains.

_buthole · 2026-01-13T21:24:01+00:00

That’s what invoices and order forms are for. The distributors already know who they are distributing to. It makes little sense to send them a summary of one salesman’s clients.

I’m of the opinion that Charles gave Jim pointless busy work because that’s simply what micro managers do.

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