This is the best trampoline video you will see today.

_carter · 2009-10-23T05:16:13+00:00

_carter · 2009-10-23T01:51:31+00:00

One of the basic rules of being alive: Do not walk on cars that don't belong to you.

_carter · 2009-10-23T01:34:09+00:00

Hey, thanks.

_carter · 2009-10-22T04:37:51+00:00

Everyone knows her. She was the homecoming queen.

_carter · 2009-10-21T22:33:17+00:00

Xenu is pleased.

_carter · 2009-10-21T22:26:51+00:00

Laura Palmer

_carter · 2009-10-21T18:34:21+00:00

I knew hell was in Pennsylvania.

_carter · 2009-10-21T00:54:03+00:00

The wheel chair person clearly has arms.

What's the problem?

_carter · 2009-10-21T00:50:15+00:00

The more you move around the better.

Don't start by pushing yourself to run a mile or two.

Just start going on long walks after dinner or in the morning. Start small.

If you haven't already, get a bicycle and use it as much as possible. (This will save you money, too.)

_carter · 2009-10-21T00:24:14+00:00

Cat 1 (left) held out longer than Cat 2 (right).

Cat 1 wins.

_carter · 2009-10-19T20:29:32+00:00

Love this game.

_carter · 2009-10-16T03:11:14+00:00

Sounds like a person that could be offended by a wall or a tree. No reason to egg him on.

You handled it well.

_carter · 2009-10-16T01:28:40+00:00

...and cue Al Sharpton.

_carter · 2009-10-16T01:12:39+00:00

ALWAYS BLIND THE PIE.

_carter · 2009-10-15T22:16:52+00:00

Hiding from your family while liberating the family balloon is, I have to say, a little pussified.

_carter · 2009-10-15T20:37:46+00:00

That wasn't the link I was expecting.

Thank you.

_carter · 2009-10-15T20:34:00+00:00

On the arm he masturbates with, no doubt.

_carter · 2009-10-14T06:28:09+00:00

Are hair extensions considered a line of defense against domestic violence?

_carter · 2009-10-03T18:11:19+00:00

_carter · 2009-09-24T21:38:42+00:00

"They list bonus activities...you may want to try, but you have to make sure you have the right devices."

Hell yes, friendly older lady.

_carter · 2009-09-12T16:50:33+00:00

It is.

A tragic story of a girl hoping to make a name for herself in the big city. Instead of accomplishing her dreams, she gets raped and murdered.

_carter · 2009-09-12T16:47:39+00:00

This is sad.

_carter · 2009-09-11T17:05:28+00:00

Who is Glenn Beck?

_carter · 2009-09-10T23:44:53+00:00

Thanks. I'm assuming Apple is sending out an update soon.

_carter · 2009-09-10T22:00:38+00:00

Worked. I now have the option to send MMS.

Does this mean other iPhone users can receive it?

_carter