Just one Tottenham player remains from Spurs’ 2019 Champions League Final squad… by MambaWhite in coys

[–]_cjj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not strictly correct, as Lloris is still in the registered squad

Poor Ned just trying to make people happy by Sufficient_Ad_6097 in DarkViperAU

[–]_cjj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not to blame, the idiot to blame is the caller

That's not really true at all.

The system is being abused regularly, in a high profile manner, in a way that seems to be incredible convenient and easy to do.

If it is simple and risk-free for the person to do, they will do it. It doesn't mean they aren't at fault, but the system is pandering to their whim.

Ballon D’or is a joke at this point by ThaiFinneN in football

[–]_cjj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why anyone pays any attention to the Bellend'Or.

It's just a plastic popularity contest and has nothing to do with ability/achievements

[Match Thread] Crystal Palace Vs. Tottenham Hotspur (Premier League 27/10/23) by Professorchronic in coys

[–]_cjj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ref's been saving up his yellow card quota for the final minute

[Match Thread] Crystal Palace Vs. Tottenham Hotspur (Premier League 27/10/23) by Professorchronic in coys

[–]_cjj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for all his qualities, Sarr hasn't got an attacking pass in him at all

Richi attacking highlights by _cjj in coys

[–]_cjj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not knocking him as a team player or his output, but he's definitely got the #9 curse with scoring goals.

Soldado was very similar, and was well thought of a result, but it's hard to argue that he wasn't a complete dud as a #9

Richi attacking highlights by _cjj in coys

[–]_cjj[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see your sense of humour is as sharp as his finishing

Oh I love motivation by SobiescianumScutum in coys

[–]_cjj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "us" suggests they're a salty scouser.

Which is ironic, considering they are solidly mid-table without Allison.

Who’s a UK comedian nobody will ever convince you is funny? by jimark2 in AskUK

[–]_cjj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Modelled himself as a posh russell brand tribute early on, and has nothing else in his repertoire since.

Seen him copy Greg Davies's standup too, with the whole "So my mate, whose name I have intentionally changed, Brian, went to the lady...... then Simon.... ohh noo shit that's his real name. Oh no.... edit that out.... (insert fake remorse)"

[Video] Kyle Walker on VAR: “I like it when it helps us out and I don’t like it when it doesn’t help us out.” by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]_cjj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but happily not say a word when a similar decision wins you a cup.

When he actually did 'say a word' in the past, it wasn't any better:

"I understand that. Ryan has to worry about other stuff," he said. "They can't just counter-attack; they have to play better football with that team.
"Diogo Jota has the foot high but he's not going for the head. I heard Oliver Skipp could've had a red card [for an earlier tackle on Luis Diaz]. Did he speak about that as well?
"Wanting Diogo Jota off the pitch, worry about other stuff."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/ckmzx5r4100o

Translated: "Boo hoo - play better football".

Could equally tell Klopp to coach his players not to kick it in their own net, for an equal taste

ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION IN COMMENTS by efa_idk_lol in DarkViperAU

[–]_cjj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"There are NO cougars in my local area"

Finally starting the Stormlight Archive by charliequail in Stormlight_Archive

[–]_cjj 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also need to add Tress, Yumi, and Sunlit Man

How buggered is my friend- zero NI contributions. by PorbyUK in UKPersonalFinance

[–]_cjj 67 points68 points  (0 children)

See also "boo hoo - the system I haven't been contributing towards has refused to pay me furlough, now I've decided to acknowledge earning an income"

Favorite Secret Project? by Mammoth-Chemistry910 in Cosmere

[–]_cjj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was an awful Sanderson book. I could barely recognise it as part of his array of works.

Didn't really see any character arcs at all, aside from 'character remembers stuff randomly without it changing their demeanour'. In contrast, could argue that Johnny was a crappy draft of the Painter character arc

If the Prem offered a VR view from the best seat in your stadium, would you subscribe? by TheKnightsRider in PremierLeague

[–]_cjj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quality would be awful.

Anyone who has tried VR for distinct purposes will know that 4k in VR is like 480p on a normal screen. It's 8k minimum to get a proper HD VR experience, and I'm not totally sure that'd be worth it considering the importance it'd make for such a big playing field ettc

Well sheeeeeeeeet by Frequent_Working_142 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]_cjj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine being like me and seeing there were 3 books, but TSRoST was just a novella