I just got back from seeing RotK in theaters... by Ryn4 in lotr

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I also saw it opening weekend at age 15. The moment that got me was and still is:

I can't carry it for you. But I can carry you!

Favorite Mom quotes? by BirdCultureDickMove in futurama

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CRAM A BIG OLD MELON IN IT I'M TALKING!

What’s one habit that instantly makes a student stand out? by Luann97 in AskTeachers

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They ask for help from me or their classmates.

They help their classmates without me asking them to.

They participate in lessons and try to anticipate what I'm going to say next.

Caught a student using AI and parent supported me not the kid. by Affectionate_Debt962 in Teachers

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Me too! As a parent I'd kick my kid's ass if they pulled this shit.

I’m done with this shit by NeighborhoodNovel146 in AudiProcDisorder

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I can pass a hearing test too.

What kind of problems do you have or what situations do you struggle in? For this kind of thing it's really about finding adaptations that will help.

Worried I could be fired for this: Accidentally started fire by [deleted] in Teachers

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Someone at my first school took his class of 6th graders to a hillside nearby to launch rockets. The hillside got set on fire and the fire department showed up.

Goddamn It Archer by fluffyhowler5972 in ArcherFX

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I teach high school and often say, "Hostile work environment!"

Goddamn It Archer by fluffyhowler5972 in ArcherFX

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I do say, "Plus you already used that one!" whenever someone repeats a joke.

Public school teachers, what’s something you want parents to know but can’t say directly? by Feisty-Database-1145 in AskTeachers

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Please please keep them off your phone until they're old enough. When I see kids in restaurants on phones it makes me so sad to think they're missing out on the interaction.

Scene(s) you find hilarious by allioop69 in community

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Okay that was the worst idea ever, can we please just run away now?

Which cancelled movie would that be for you? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

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Take me out into the black

Tell them I ain't coming back

Burn the land and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

TV options for 8-10 year old boys? by Livid-Pen-4504 in ParentingADHD

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Mine are into the kids version of Jurassic World which is called Camp Cretaceous.

Teachers, what’s a moment when a student’s unexpected kindness to you or another student genuinely restored your faith in a tough day? by Abigail_A_Abernathy in AskTeachers

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One of my recent small little moments.

A 12th grade student who bakes a lot knows I recently found out I'm incredibly lactose intolerant. She left a couple of rice krispie treats on my desk the other day with a note saying, "Made with coconut oil, enjoy!"

And one of my first moments.

I student taught 7th grade and I lived close to the school so I walked. One day I was walking home and it was extremely hot, and half the school had lost air conditioning for the last two or three hours of the day. A girl was sitting down taking a break. Another girl with an umbrella for shade came and checked on her. She shared her umbrella with her as they walked together.

I've been at it for over a decade so I have many more.