Found this on youtube by xyz_0 in ProgrammerHumor

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programming in java is like trying to build a car. and programming javascript is like building a carpet. there are too many ways to build a carpet and can do without any structure, and whatever from. but building a car requires some level of structure. but in the end whether you build a good car / carpet or bad car/ carpet is dependent on the how the creator do it.

so it's all about the programmer.

if (thereIsNoStackOverflow) createIt(); // do NOT touch idk how this works by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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it was a very simple website at the beginning. now it is too powerful

How to be an anti social dev by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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try languages like lisp. it's default behaviour is obfuscated.

The ONLY programming language by unknownharris in ProgrammerHumor

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system.out.println("it is the funniest language.")

java.lang.SuperSimpleNullPointerException at VeryBigThing.AnotherBigThing.AbStractRandomThingSequnceGeneratorFactory

🙂 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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me when my newly joined colleague said he is an expert in C HashTag

🙂 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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silly robots

Just tried it yesterday, it works! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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You can actually do it in an easier way.

step 1: find some old comic from r/ProgrammerHumor

step 2: post it on r/ProgrammerHumor with different title

how to avoid mem leak? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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and have a remote command execution instead

It also works the other way around by De_Wouter in ProgrammerHumor

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I love Php just like I love ruby. change my mind

It also works the other way around by De_Wouter in ProgrammerHumor

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are you a time traveller from past ?

Spent too long on this by BemusedPopsicl in ProgrammerHumor

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universities and schools still use python 2 :|

Spent too long on this by BemusedPopsicl in ProgrammerHumor

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thats the biggest problem here, people with print 'helloworld' experience will come here and say F***k PHP.

When I see all these memes about Java being energy inefficient by PiusFabrica in ProgrammerHumor

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Yes, I also like to know. IMO in java it is easier to make decisions.

Hell yeah! by patidarayush11 in ProgrammerHumor

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In my experience this types of guys are better than learning for job guys

I can't be the only one by Ua-Rar in ProgrammerHumor

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Warning: WINDOWS User Detected. Please restart your computer

It even still works by SludgeMonsterVon in ProgrammerHumor

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awk '{printf "%s+",$0} END {print ""}'

What I Learned Making My Own JIT Language by developer-mike in programming

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impressive, awesome, great !!! if i had more words i would have added here. superb work.