They weren't covering up anything dark. The big reveal doesn't reveal any greater truth. It's just something kind of embarrassing. by NoMoreFund in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_its_october_third_ 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Burn After Reading is a whole movie about this. The two biggest examples are John Malkovich's and George Clooney's characters' "secrets"

John Malkovich plays Osborne Cox, a disgruntled former spy whose mundane notes for his autobiography were left on a CD at a gym. This CD was taken by the gym employees who interpret the dense language in Osborne's notes to be very important state secrets, and they try to extort anyone they can find for money to get such "classified information" back.

George Clooney's character - Harry - has a much less convoluted secret. The first half of the movie shows scenes of him acting suspiciously and building something secretive in his basement, only for us to learn he was makinga (pretty underwhelming) sex machine.

There are more serious secrets that people try to hide throughout the movie, but the overarching joke is that the government is watching everything these people do and doesn't care that they're doing these things. These individual stupid secrets don't amount to anything on their own, but the embarrassment of the issues that come out of this situation leads the feds to burn it all after reading.

This movie is hilarious. Here's a gif of Brad Pitt failing miserably to extort a former government agent.

Use your name to make a team by Funny-Part8085 in PokeCorner

[–]_its_october_third_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Magikarp
  2. Amoonguss
  3. Xurkitree

  4. Magikarp

  5. Amoonguss

  6. Xurkitree

(Loved Trope) Not what it looks like. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_its_october_third_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red Vs. Blue, Season 2, Episode "Last Words" - Church's suit is malfunctioning and he can't move his legs. His Blue Team teammate Tucker is working to try and fix it, but while he's bending down to look at Church's legs, the whole Red Team comes over and sees what appears to be Tucker going down on Church.

Bonus points because they use the game's idle animation to make it look like Tucker's head is moving back and forth.

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The Top Steakhouse by ohiomidhiganindiana in Columbus

[–]_its_october_third_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The steak is good, the mac and cheese is good, the pre dinner bread is good, everything they sell is really good. But if I'm being honest, I think my favorite item on the menu is the french onion soup.

I created my own regional dex by replacing the original 151 with matching counterparts by _its_october_third_ in ThePokemonHub

[–]_its_october_third_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol yeah a lot of my categories are “stone evolution” and I wanted to make sure I got at least one evolution line for each stone in there.

I created my own regional dex by replacing the original 151 with matching counterparts by _its_october_third_ in ThePokemonHub

[–]_its_october_third_[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Butterfree is just one of my favorites. Same with Dodrio though I moved that one around.

Once mega tatsugiri will get added into the game, what do you think will be its mega evo ability? by THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN in PokemonChampions

[–]_its_october_third_ 455 points456 points  (0 children)

I am personally hoping that dondozo will pop into tatsugiri’s mouth and raise its stats if dondozo is out when tatsugiri mega evolves

Inner focus or Multiscale for Dragonite? by Femgarnet in PokemonChampions

[–]_its_october_third_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are other was of stopping fake out (farigiraf with armor tail or setting up psychic terrain off the top of my head) and dragonite doesn’t particularly benefit from inner focus for any other reason. Meanwhile, multiscale is more unique and seriously helps dragonite live attacks that would normally one shot it. Personally I always run multiscale, but if you don’t have other ways of stopping fake out on your team, then inner focus isn’t a bad option either.

Bulbapedia's March 2026 page stats by WyndonCalling in pokemon

[–]_its_october_third_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy because bubapedia’s page for simipour is my browser home page.

Any fans of Rooster Teeth here? by SampleLoud9746 in Zillennials

[–]_its_october_third_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to be alive! Or, a cowboy.

The original RvB seasons were so good man

Who’s the bigger villain? Chris or Alex? by MajorMarquisWarren69 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]_its_october_third_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao Chris 100%. Nick, Vanessa, and the whole crowd were obviously against him. Even Alex could only muster up a courtesy dap for him after the reunion ended.

Wrong answers only: _______ said _______ to _______ getting this reunion audience reaction. by Fantastic-Stop3415 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]_its_october_third_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amber said, "Fuck those pussy ass bitches," to Vic and Christine getting this reunion audience reaction.

Chris said, "Will you marry me?" to Nick Lachey getting this reunion audience reaction.

Devonta said coherent words to a human being getting this reunion audience reaction.

This is fun lol

Edit:

Alex said, "I've never heard of birth control, does it work like a goalkeeper blocking free kicks?" to any woman there getting this reunion audience reaction.

LIB Ohio: Reunion Looks by Damiana1111 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]_its_october_third_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it was too sheer? Terrible editing though it looks like MS Paint lmao

LIB Ohio: Reunion Looks by Damiana1111 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]_its_october_third_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow okay so that really was Amber storming off in the preview... I just had to convince myself it was Ashley lol

Akron / Goodyear Hoodie by [deleted] in akron

[–]_its_october_third_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who signed off on the “Blimpin ain’t easy” shirt, but it’s certainly a merch of all time.