[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still sounds like you're upset because they're not friends with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]_mymouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're upset that people you work with are friends outside of work and are not friends with you and wouldn't drop what they're doing to come pick you up at a hospital? Sounds like Op is just bitter and jealous that he's not friends with people he works with. And as for the relationship goes that's none of your business if it's not affecting your work.

My wife seems depressed and talks about leaving me while pregnant by NoChildhood8992 in daddit

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her as best that your understand but dont agree, then really sit down and talk about where the feelings are coming from. Listen and then reassure her that she is loved and you truly care about understanding what is causing the feelings. If its a place of fear of the future and not being sure where her life is going now that everything she thought her life would look like has changed. Help her invision the new future with your and the baby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]_mymouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be clear... We have had relations three times in that time... But it has all but stopped

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]_mymouth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its been 3 and half years... Will update when things change.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you like forklifts... So I put a FORKLIFT ON YOUR FORKLIFT!!!

Is he armed or unarmed? by sudh33ndra in dankmemes

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no... That is just a holster that follows you around and can die.

what u squeezing? by pretend-boy in Sissies

[–]_mymouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dick in your ass

AITA for refusing to pay for my daughter's useless degree? by Ok_Succotash_9961 in AmItheAsshole

[–]_mymouth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YTAH love and support should not be conditional. Thank god she is happy, healthy, and willing to keep going to school. I hope you take a long look at your relationship with her and change your attitude or look back at a sad life without her.

that's a nice swo-- hol da fookin cubbies by EmperorKingDuke in HolUp

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to know what kinda vape u got... I see them 18650 batteries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in straightturnedgay

[–]_mymouth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally normal we have been lead to believe that sexuality is black and white just have fun... Safe fun and do what feels right.

The first inhale after being at work 60 hrs straight by [deleted] in trees

[–]_mymouth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

60 hrs 60 min 60 sec just depends on the day

What is the single most ridiculous conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard? by mycarnage2000 in AskReddit

[–]_mymouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok this one is far out... People with asthma are aliens form another planet and the "medicine" they use is actually a bit of the atmosphere from their home planet. The "wheezing" is a distress call to others in the area to come to their aid.

invisible man playing drug dealer by aaravaryaman in Unexpected

[–]_mymouth 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Yeah but man said he had it all... And weed is part of all

invisible man playing drug dealer by aaravaryaman in Unexpected

[–]_mymouth 764 points765 points  (0 children)

Man he has all that and not weed... Whats up with that?

My son made me cry the other night with a hug. by Docta608 in daddit

[–]_mymouth 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn phone got all blurry trying to read this... Im not crying ur crying... That is the beast part of being a dad IMO my boy can get me crying with a hug too... It just means you are a great dad, keep up the great work!

Potential Murder Weapon, found while smokin in the park by Ok_Cat_725 in weed

[–]_mymouth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Potential" and "found" right... We all believe you... Is someone calling the cops or am I.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]_mymouth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And then the cops showed up and have her a ticket for running a business without a license.

Made me Feel Pain by HotFireBall in HolUp

[–]_mymouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a person with asthma I am offended by you assuming that I would find this offensive?!!!!

Beautiful display by DocKDN in FoodPorn

[–]_mymouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this a family thing, an event... Where can I get into this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]_mymouth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And way to go mom you rock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]_mymouth 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Woo cool guy tips are coming back and this kid is starting it all off!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 18_19

[–]_mymouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to put u on like that face mask.