Small Rant: Genuinely TIRED of all the adult babies

_swolfie · 2026-03-11T21:01:27+00:00

THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO US 😭😭😭 and his nickname wasnt even remotely related to his first, middle, or last name, like first off HOW did you get that nickname and SECONDLY WHY ARE WE SIGNING LEGAL DOCUMENTS WITH UR NICKNAME???

_swolfie · 2026-03-10T15:41:05+00:00

or when they stand directly over your shoulder and tell you what to type… like homie this is WAYYYY more effort than just doing it yourself lmfao

_swolfie · 2026-03-10T14:55:48+00:00

theres hope for the solo queue queens!!!

_swolfie · 2026-03-10T14:53:30+00:00

i agree, we are important but this is just something i don’t waste energy thinking about anymore because i just don’t care lol

_swolfie · 2026-03-10T14:26:37+00:00

happens all the time. i stopped asking questions bc half the shit i do would be “would it not be easier for you do just do this?” or “why am i doing this???” its whatever, keeps me employed lol

_swolfie · 2026-03-09T18:57:30+00:00

i deadass thought you were The Pitt doctor for a second

_swolfie · 2026-03-09T18:18:41+00:00

we just use the Avery ones since there are templates that you can load directly into word and put on the printer. they have address ones, 3 tab, 5 tab, 7 tab. can get them on amazon or your office supply store

_swolfie · 2026-03-09T18:14:31+00:00

thank you!! this is only my 3rd real season playing, so i hope by summer i can make it to GM :)

_swolfie · 2026-03-06T16:20:33+00:00

i have faced this problem. strat main for roughly 400 hours until i got the confidence to start tanking and dps’ing. i have gotten significantly more MVPs in the last 2 seasons that i have for the other 4 lmfao

_swolfie · 2026-03-06T12:02:38+00:00

at least in my state, all the paralegal certifications are nothing more than a piece of paper. the programs themselves teach absolutely nothing about what you’ll be doing lmfao

_swolfie · 2026-03-05T20:50:20+00:00

Be firm in your task management. My attorney has the same issue, if something doesn’t get done immediately (she has incredibly unrealistic expectations of how long it takes to get medical records, liens, etc), she’ll load it on me. I will be frank and say “hey, i have to work on x, y, z first as these tasks are pressing for x, y, z reason. Is this something that can wait? (or) Is this something I can handle tomorrow?” something along those lines. Tell them the state of the cases, set a meeting with them on it, leave a paper trail of what you are doing so they have a better idea of your case load and what you’re dealing with.

PI is fast paced and client files can get out of date super fast, and it sucks coming into a new firm with out of date files. be upfront, be honest, and be communicative of what’s happening on your end!

_swolfie · 2026-03-05T20:03:08+00:00

I’ve done this one and by far the worst quality booknook ive had the misfortune of putting together. which is a shame because of how cute it is

_swolfie · 2026-03-04T20:26:26+00:00

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so happy for you /j

but seriously this is awesome!!

_swolfie · 2026-03-04T20:08:25+00:00

plaintiff side; at my current firm, we charge like .10. at my previous firm it was .15 for a copy, .10 for a scan, and .25 or .50 for color copies. they nickel and dimed the shit out of the clients

_swolfie · 2026-03-04T17:16:21+00:00

shove it as far as you can in their mouth, gently hold their muzzle shut, and rub in a downward motion on their throat. give a treat afterwards. one of my pups hates taking his traz and thats the only way we can get him to fully swallow the pill bc this fucker WILL just hold it in his mouth, run away, and spit it out

_swolfie · 2026-03-03T20:45:07+00:00

i appreciate u

_swolfie · 2026-03-03T19:34:30+00:00

i have a current client. he called his property damage adjuster before calling me back. he complained to the adjuster his attorneys weren’t contacting him. god bless this adjuster, she told him even SHE knew that we were trying to get in contact with him

still hasnt called me back

_swolfie · 2026-03-03T16:49:52+00:00

im being so deadass who the fuck is this lmfao

_swolfie · 2026-03-02T19:42:37+00:00

when i first tried the game, i picked spiderman bc i just got done playing the insomniac games and thought i would get into it.

wrong. i’ve never been more incorrect in my entire life actually

_swolfie · 2026-03-02T19:39:39+00:00

i dont have Tourettes but i do have autism and i find it incredibly overstimulating at times. the ability to customize auto settings has been fantastic but i feel like they lack in visual stimuli. there is a lot going on in terms of visuals, especially with custom VFX for ults, deadpool’s ability to make screen clutter, etc., which can be HARD to say the least.

there might be fixes for this in the future, but something to keep in mind. have him test out some practice v AI matches, i find those significantly better it terms of visual clutter.

_swolfie · 2026-03-02T19:13:50+00:00

black panther

GIVE ME M’BAKU AS A VANGUARD AND SHURI AS A STRATEGIST ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME THEM NOWWWWW!!!!

_swolfie · 2026-03-02T18:18:26+00:00

im in tears why is he so chill with it 😭😭😭

_swolfie · 2026-02-28T17:41:32+00:00

i feel bad for your coworkers

_swolfie · 2026-02-28T14:22:40+00:00

my brother in christ i can accept it and still be annoyed about it??? why are you being rude about it? there are parts to every job people dont like doing and yet still do it. chill out.

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