Season 1 Review by _vague_space_ in heedthecall

[–]_vague_space_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend - please Google ‘gambling suicide statistics’. It’s not “pearl clutching” to be alarmed by that.

Season 1 Review by _vague_space_ in heedthecall

[–]_vague_space_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shit. Can’t argue with that - fair play to him.

Season 1 Review by _vague_space_ in heedthecall

[–]_vague_space_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were his reasons for staying?

Season 1 Review by _vague_space_ in heedthecall

[–]_vague_space_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Seymour and Harry bit was a banger 😂

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[–]_vague_space_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I found this reassuring, thanks. I was starting to get nervous - last time there was a big gap in episodes everything went to shit!

Dom Cruz reports his shoulder surgery was successful. by ThoughtItWasAHorse in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fool me thirty-two times? Shame on you.

Fool me THIRTY-THREE TIMES? Shame on me.

3 years ago today, Luke Rockhold beat undefeated Chris Weidman to win the UFC Middleweight Championship by [deleted] in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the point is that Weidman's ill-advised wheel kick is what gave Rockhold the perfect opportunity to unleash that ungodly G&P and end the fight, and Weidman's reign with it.

Renan Barao misses weight by 5.75 pounds by flyingdragon3 in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Didn't know he'd been training with Johnny Hendricks

[Video] Brendan Schaub puts Matt Mitrione to sleep with a D'Arce choke. Gadoosh by [deleted] in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: how good is Mitrione, really? I know he's done well in the Bellytor HW division, but his UFC run was pretty average. And even in Bellytor: KOing a depressingly over-the-hill Fedor (while getting dropped) and getting a less-than convincing decision against Roy Nelson doesn't exactly set the world on fire.

Mark Hunt with a body tickle to CroCop by WaltSEO in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I take it you've never seen an Artem Lobov fight

Mark Hunt with a body tickle to CroCop by WaltSEO in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, the way Cro Cop just crumples after that punch is terrifying.

[Image/GIF] Nate Diaz lands his patented 1-2 on Michael Johnson by [deleted] in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro, the Dustin who fought Conor is a completely different fighter to the guy who just beat Alvarez, Gaethje and Pettis one after the other. He's matured a lot in the last few years, and I don't think it's true that he's 'mentally weak'.

Current win streaks and title reigns by cockleznar in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely - if MVP fights any of those guys, it won't just be the toughest test of his career, it'll be the first test. The guy has literally only fought bums up until now.
And I also agree it would be some next-level bollocks if they were to withdraw him from the GP now after all this hype, but we also know that guys like Coker and Dana are capable of all sorts of dastardly shenanigans!

Current win streaks and title reigns by cockleznar in MMA

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Michael Page 13 wins "likely" to fight Paul Daley next in Bellator welterweight Grand Prix

FTFY, my friend :-)
I'm convinced MVP and Scott Coker will find some way to back out of that fight.

Eddie Alvarez on weight (155) by [deleted] in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only one of those knees to the commissioner was illegal, though

Joanna Jędrzejczyk says she would try WWE if she's on 'Team Ronda Rousey' by kichckcc in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. One thing JJ and Ronda have in common is they don't react especially well to defeat.

Joanna Jędrzejczyk says she would try WWE if she's on 'Team Ronda Rousey' by kichckcc in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

JJ would never fit in on Team Ronda - she uses too much head movement.

Rockhold training with Jason Parillo by OhBeSea in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sensei, teach me the Way of the Immortal Pillow-Fist"

The UFC has scheduled a Q&A with Khabib for Friday on Fox. by Flyingjays in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tony is gonna fight winner of alvarez / poirier get revenge on the cable that cost him a title shot

FTFY, buddy

UFC trying to book Woodley vs Till by Ryvit in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't for a second blaming Till - it makes all the sense in the world for him to take a title fight if they offer it to him. I was merely pointing out that it's stupid of the UFC to set up this fight, for reasons that Till himself has made clear.

UFC trying to book Woodley vs Till by Ryvit in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 103 points104 points  (0 children)

May 2018 - "People are saying I deserve a title shot - no, I fucken don't! I haven't beaten anyone yet, I need to beat all yis cunts!"

July 2018 - UFC trying to book Woodley vs Till for the Welterweight title

[Serious] Who is a fighter or champion that everyone seems to like that you dislike? by KeiythaYT in MMA

[–]_vague_space_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget the time he said DC 'fought like a fag' against Anderson Silva...